[Crossover] Two or Three Tales of Ghosts and Gods

What can a long stretch of time turn someone into? · As a ghost god with an endless lifespan, I have a lot of time on my hands, which also means I get bored. I decided to get closer to humans and explore the unknown. · I still remember my first human friend, Nuozi. He said humans were terribly boring creatures, then told me he was going to start a big business with his assistant, Lihua. · I told him, "If you get rich, don't forget me. I can stand behind you with a banner and cheer you on. When you make it big, remember me." · Nuozi told me to get lost, then threw "Malevolent Kitchen Shrine" at me. We started fighting, and I kicked him into the river. · After that, we didn't see each other for a long, long time. · I figured he had unilaterally ended our friendship. · A thousand years later, my good boy Toji said exactly what Nuozi had said: he told me to get lost, and warned me not to seduce his wife. · Little Satoru told me, "There are plenty of fish in the sea. Why fixate on one crooked tree?" · As someone obsessed with raising children, I realized he had a point. There are plenty of crooked trees in the world. Why cling to just one? There are countless kids in this world, and a whole sea of stars is waiting for me! · On my travels, I set my sights on a sea urchin. He really was an incredibly gentle sea urchin, the gentlest I'd ever met. He doted on his little brother and cherished his friends and peace. The watermelon head who lived next door and I praised the sea urchin in our hearts five hundred times a day. At last, the sea urchin became a Christmas tree, and the watermelon head became a cockroach antenna. · Years later, the white-haired little brother, now a cockroach antenna, learned what I was thinking and decided that both his brother and I were crazy, and not just a little. · Then he got into a fight with the sea urchin's little brother. · The sea urchin, now a Christmas tree: I'm used to it. There's no harm in carrying on like this. P.S.: · The pairing is that battlefield rose. · The female lead is a carefree woman with no heart. She has always wanted to be someone's mom, because someone told her the best way to understand humans was to take part in their lives from childhood to adulthood and all the way to death. That's when she had her revelation. · The story will mostly be silly. · This girl isn't even human. Theme: I always wanted to be someone's mom, not realizing that someone else had always been playing mom to me.