I Randomly Draw Genshin Impact Skills, and I'm Invincible Today Too

My name is Dongfang Yuheng. I thought it sounded pretty badass, so on a whim I used my real name to make a Genshin Impact OC. But now something unexpected has happened: I've actually transmigrated with a Genshin Impact System!

When things go wrong, don't panic. Draw a skill card first.

Dongfang Yuheng watched as Kamisato Ayato's cooking skill descended in a flash of golden light, and fell silent. What the heck does an 18% chance of making a suspicious dish mean?!

Aaaah, I'm about to get slashed! Help!

Dongfang Yuheng drew cards while running. One tap, and he got Kaeya's stamina-reducing sprint talent, successfully shaking off his pursuers.

So, uh... Dongfang Yuheng panted as he tried to negotiate with the System. Could you make me invincible just once?

System: You got it!

And so Dongfang Yuheng drew C6 Hu Tao with over 300% crit damage to accompany a certain bandage-wasting contraption in its suicide attempt, Raiden Shogun's burst with her signature weapon at C2 to slice through enemies, C6 Xiao for some pogo-stick fun, and C6 Kazuha to jump around doing the Scallion Dance...

[Is something not quite right here?]

A certain newbie Traveler entered your world and said this. Dongfang Yuheng looked utterly baffled as he used C6 Ganyu's skill to swat a mosquito.

[Is there?]

So C6 Ganyu really does fire off charged shots instantly.jpg

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Dongfang Yuheng: System, do I have to pay some kind of price for using their skills?

System: Negotiations in progress...

Five seconds later.

System: The skill providers hope you'll carry on their legacy in another world! (≧ω≦)/

Dongfang Yuheng: ...Such as?

System: A request from the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor director: Let's start with a modest goal. Bury two hundred people this year.

A request from the Dango Milk fan: Make the other world's light novels... Ah, no, this one has been possessed by a certain editor. Please ignore it.

Dongfang Yuheng is male. Everyone's relationships are platonic or familial. Skills are permanently acquired once drawn. This is an unconventional power fantasy.

He's invincible, but not in any useful way, doge.

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Thanks to Bi Shui Gugu for the cover. Let's celebrate!

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