The story is complete. The author has posted a matching number of commissioned Nan Lin (bottom) illustrations on Weibo, free to use (2023.10.9).
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"The former king" is the most sensational prey of all.
Covered in wounds, Nan Lin reenters the infinite world with one goal: fight his way back to the royal capital and reclaim the throne.
But along this stormy road, he comes across a breathtaking beauty who is seriously injured.
Their eyes meet...
Nan Lin: He looks kind of familiar. Not sure. I'll take another look.
Ruan Yu: I'm sweet and obedient. Take me home and I'll even warm your bed.
And so, in this infinite game where everyone is terrified and their lives are constantly at risk...
Ruan Yu, his eyes misty with tears: "This place looks dangerous."
He crushes some tentacles from who knows where behind his back.
Nan Lin: "Yeah."
He steps on a skull poking out of the dirt.
[System Announcement: Summary of attribute assessment for new player [Nan Lin]:
A human-shaped bomb with extremely high combat power, a severely unstable mental state, and health below the critical threshold.]
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Nan Lin: "..."
Other players: "What? Don't come any closer!"
Livestream viewers: Ah! Huh? Ah... He, he took it out in a second? That thing is an embarrassment to the bosses.
Wait, it's a game! The mainframe! Your instance just exploded!!
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Everyone in the server knows that the game's number-one player, [the King], who surpassed the Eight Great Players, died on the day of the assassination.
Nan Lin knows it too, but he knows more about it than anyone else.
For example, how that king was betrayed, how he was driven into a corner, and how, in the end, he could only give everything up and start over.
The reason?
Nan Lin pulls out a broken crown, patches it together, and then hurls it like a weapon.
The instance boss's head bursts open, and the game instance is immediately cleared.
All the players: What the hell did that guy just throw?!!
Nan Lin: "I don't encourage violence."
The defeated become dust.
The victor becomes king.
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Bonus Scene 1:
A hint of honey-gold catches in Nan Lin's fluffy lashes. He holds down his excited right hand with his left and tries to reason with him: "Don't rub your tail against me."
The great beauty blinks and lets his tail droop. A few seconds later, it curls up again.
"I can't help it," he says pitifully, putting on a sweet, obedient act as he starts to wheedle. "Mm... I really can't help it."
It's the same old trick. Nan Lin softens for a moment, and ends up being dragged by the ankle back to the nest.
Bonus Scene 2:
Ruan Yu once wrote in his diary:
Big Brother is like a jellyfish, with a rose-red heart pulsing inside his transparent body. He pretends to be human and socializes, but when he gets hurt, he cries little pearls until he shrivels up.
Bonus Scene 3:
Nan Lin: "My little queen is so gentle and considerate... What's with those looks?"
Everyone: :) Open your eyes and take a good look. The beautiful, gentle person you're talking about just tore a boss apart with his bare hands!
#You bow down and devour his pain as you fall, while he takes the throne and walks the road you once walked#
A crazy beauty who pretends to be sweet and obedient, a top x a seemingly cool and reserved, ruthless, flirtatious bottom
Reader's Guide:
1: Bottom-focused story. Both leads are pure in body and heart.
2: Both of them are a little crazy.
3: Beautiful top, wins the bottom over with his looks. The author's current personal preference.
A peek at Xiao Jiu's next upcoming novel: "Earth Online Under Maintenance"
Revision confirmed on 2024.2.2, screenshot saved. Do not steal the premise.
On some day in some month of some year, nearly seven billion people heard a strange reboot sound in their ears.
All they knew was that this was a game on an unprecedented scale.
[Ding! Dear players, the Earth Online System is now online!]
[Earth Online reminds you: Please do not spend too much time on NPCs, as it may affect your own emotions. Believe that sunlight will drive away the darkness, and believe that the dawn will eventually shine on everyone.]
[We wish all players success in completing their main quests. Enjoy the game.]
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Wen Han had noticed bugs in this world ever since he was a child.
For example, scenery collages pasted together incorrectly, city buildings copied into the wrong places, and huge numbers of NPCs who looked almost exactly alike.
He'd always wanted to try shooting one and seeing whether it would explode into code or flesh and blood.
But his boyfriend was exasperated with him and laid down three rules:
First: A nemesis's grave isn't a mystery box. Let the dead rest in peace.
Second: No using prohibited items or restricted firearms.
Third: Understand that burying a child in the ground won't make another child grow there.
Bai Ze'an: "Be good. Got it?"
Wen Han blinked his starry eyes and pretended to be obedient. "Mm-hmm!"
But after [Earth Online] arrived, a memory-loading error made Wen Han forget his boyfriend.
Faced with countless [biological fusion error bugs], he chopped off the boss's head with a single swing.
His voice was gentle and mocking. "A clumsy performance, riddled with flaws."
"I've spent nearly twenty years observing humans, imitating them, learning from them, and trying to look normal... Poor thing, you don't even pretend as well as I do."
A bloody smear stained his smiling eyes. In the Asian server, Wen Han's first battle set a record for the highest score from a single kill.
Wen Han, standing atop the ruins: "Who the hell can tell me what to do now!"
Bai Ze'an, rushing over with a megaphone: "Get down here!"
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For Bai Ze'an, calming Wen Han down also followed a set three-step routine:
First: Remember to hug him before bed.
Second: When you get home, smooth his hair and give him a kiss.
Third: Search the little guy regularly. Take away the sharp pieces of iron, shards of glass, and homemade bombs he'd hidden away. Then soothe him gently and tell him you love him very, very much.
A beautiful madman x a gentle thug
Thinks everyone looks like a dog / looks at dogs with deep affection
#Don't bully Wen Han just because he's sick#
#Though he really is easy to bully#
Theme: Love knows no bounds.
(Pull the corner of your clothes, please give me advance payment)----Advance payment 1 Everyone in this city knows that there is a noble and proud cat in the manor in the northern suburbs. What does it feel like to be chased and fed by God? Bai Yu shook his head obediently: I don't know, I don't understand. With a stunning face, a wealthy family, and deceptive lies. He was having a great time and was very happy. Until he was attacked and sent to prison by the protagonist, and the entire family was destroyed. The delicate young master in the past became a being that everyone could bully. At this time, Bai Yu suddenly realized: So I am a vicious villain? He lowered his head, his long eyelashes trembling, and his expression could not be seen clearly. The system on the side was about to speak out to comfort him, but he heard Bai Yu hide his face and smile softly: "I told you he was a bad person... He pretended to be so tired." [System:? [System: ... The general situation is like this. Based on personal evaluation, the management department decided to confiscate your crime tools to increase the difficulty of the task. Hearing this, Bai Yu was so frightened that he quickly glanced between his legs. [System:…] [I'm not talking about you as a tool. After Bai Yu was reborn, he realized that his beauty, reputation and family had been taken away. Speaking in human terms is—— Bai Yu: I'm not a human being, hahahaha! He looked at the cute little kitten in the mirror, which was so cute that both humans and gods were angry. He was speechless and said, "System, you really don't understand human beings." [System:? Later, Bai Yu cried in bed and sorted out his sad history—— Night One: Reborn as a stray cat. On the second night, I met the gold medal owner. On the third night, there was a ring of shame around my neck. The fifth night begins the revenge plan. For an unknown number of nights, a brilliant, unprecedented, pinnacle, and unparalleled revenge plan is about to succeed. Night... Don't try, you can't catch Zaizai. On the first night, I said that Zaizai could not be contained, it was not a matter of whether it could be shed or not! Night... Plan to escape. The Thousand and One Nights: Failed to escape, was held down——, tossed over and over——, dragged back—— Shen Guiyun: "Happy Children's Day, baby." Wen Yaduo's golden prodigal son (failed) and the soft and ruthless kitten (pretending to be real) #The probability of being killed by a cat is very small, but never zero# #cross-species revenge plan, vI am 50 and I will tell you in detail# ----Advance payment 2 It seemed that only when the Yaoguang Immortal was no longer at the top did people begin to appreciate his beauty carefully. The Immortal Lord used to be flamboyant and dazzling. Even if everyone had prying eyes, they would not dare to stay too long. Fragments of sunlight fell on the side of the former leader of the immortals, as if he was still the frightening authority he once was. Shu Yunsheng failed to overcome the catastrophe, but unexpectedly awakened his self-awareness. Only then did he realize that he was just the vicious villain in Long Aotian's novel about cultivating immortality with his cut sleeves. His most beloved disciple is Gong, the protagonist in the book who has acquired all the geniuses and treasures. His long-time friend is a villain who owes all his love debt and his life. My beautiful junior brother who is cowardly and weak is a heart-throb protagonist. And in the end, because he covets the protagonist, he will end up with his body and soul shattered to pieces. Just ridiculous. The white-clothed immortal was furious. So, on the fairy mountain shrouded in clouds and mist, Shuyunsheng squinted at the apprentice kneeling beside him. "Master..." "Are you allowed to speak? Keep kneeling." "I hurt." "Bear it." Shen Yan found that his beloved master was... Not normal recently. It is said that he went to the human world to listen to the script for a few days on a whim before going through the tribulation. And those few thunders seemed to have caused some changes in his memory. Something must be wrong. Otherwise, why wouldn't Master allow me to continue sleeping with him? The cute and beautiful Immortal who only has incredible strength × The paranoid genius apprentice who only follows the master's lead
Good guy, he didn't mail it to himself, did he?
Ah? I looked so confused, I doubted that I had no brain 💔💔
So whether Ruan Yu is a human or a cat, I have been confused since the introduction. Hey, this copy is still a cat.
Laughing to death, brother turns into lover
I felt that Feng Shimian had already thought that he would die, so he treated Nan Lin for the last time
I've finished watching it, everything is very good, I just want to see the follow-up of the two brothers, wow wow wow, even though I watched the if line on wb, I still feel so uncomfortable???
I! Really want it! Happy ending!
So what... Can I still expect a happy ending for everyone?
"Cup" is a big thorn in the side of the author~ CPU?