A Guide to Escaping the Bizarre Harem

Since the new emperor ascended the throne, he has not attended morning court for four years. The harem, which no one can enter or leave freely, has become utterly cut off from the outside world.

No one knows that deep within the harem lies a transmigration vortex, transporting countless bizarre things

In the red fog, a young man is bound to a horse with spiderwebs and carried by a wedding procession marching in reverse to the bridal bed of a “consort.”

The “crown prince,” who has three heads, has one head that wants to save the people, another that wants to rule the world, and a third that just wants to lie back in a lover’s arms.

Rows of similar-looking “eunuchs” kneel before the palace, heads bowed, revealing the telltale chips of androids on the backs of their necks.

An “emperor” in black robes descends the long white-jade staircase. Tentacles beneath his robes suction onto the ground as he slowly moves, leaving puddles of thick green slime behind.

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Wu Yunshuang accompanied her friends to the palace to be selected as imperial consorts, but a mix-up left her mistaken for one and trapped in the harem.

While escaping, she unexpectedly runs into Mo Shuo, her fiancé whom she has not seen in years.

“Don’t be afraid. I’ll take you home.” Just like when they were children, he shields her from behind and keeps their pursuers at bay.

Little does she know,

this tender, devoted fiancé has already been replaced by a transmigrator, who now sees her only as bait for monsters.

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Mo Shuo transmigrated from the modern world. He has no interest in completing his System missions and only wants to find the transmigration vortex so he can get home.

Just as he was wondering how to get into the palace, he ran into Wu Yunshuang, his original body’s fiancée.

Looking at how clueless she seems, it would be a waste not to take advantage of the opportunity.

Who could have guessed that

the moment danger struck, the girl would smile and kick him onto a bridal bed covered in spiderwebs

“Darling, you and that beautiful lady seem perfect for each other. I’ll leave you two alone~”

#A fearless, sweetly clueless schemer X a calculating, black-hearted man, escaping the harem together

#In this harem, no monster is too strange to encounter

Wu Yunshuang: Husband and wife are birds of the same forest, but when disaster strikes, they fly apart.

Mo Shuo: That still doesn’t mean you should feed me to a monster!

[Reading Guide]

1. Oops, this accidentally turned into mild horror. Try not to read while eating or drinking.

2. Set in a fictional world, with plenty of author-created details.

3. The characters’ values are not the author’s, including those of the main couple.

4. Both leads are each other’s first and only partners, in body and heart.

5. The monsters include demons who transmigrated here, as well as creatures corrupted by evil gods. The editor has confirmed that this belongs in the fantasy category.

Theme: A smile is the most powerful weapon for overcoming fear.