The Superbirth Department Is in Trouble!

The Supernatural Affairs Department has nothing to do with having too many children. Its full name is the Department of Supernatural Creature Management, Supervision, and Protection.

Its mission is to help nonhuman beings integrate into modern society. Its files include everyone from powerful demons thousands of years old to nonhuman babies who still need to be fed. Their everyday work is dealing with these creatures' affairs.

... A demon is dating ten people at once, and all ten victims have joined forces to report them. Go beat them up!

... A little demon was tricked into appearing on camera and nearly put in formaldehyde. Go rescue them!

... A ghost was scammed in an online romance and is crawling through the internet at midnight to scare people. Go catch them!

... A demon graduated from college and is pretending to be an animal at the zoo, slacking off. Give them a good beating!

In short, the Supernatural Affairs Department is always busy. They handle everything in nonhuman beings' lives, from weddings and funerals to eating, drinking, and using the bathroom.

Ask the countless nonhuman beings about the department's employees, and you'll hear a tale of woe. Those government employees are terrifying, every one of them strong and domineering. They may look just like people, but deep down, they settle everything with their fists.

The department has this to say: They'd rather reason with them, but these creatures have to be willing to listen. A few punches are simply the quickest way to make them understand.

The countless nonhuman beings: ...

It's a new era! Can't you win people over with virtue?

But then...

As the saying goes, if you spend enough time by the river, you'll eventually get your shoes wet. And now, the Supernatural Affairs Department has run into trouble!

They used to show up only when other people were in trouble. Now it's their turn.

According to a fearless frontline reporter, something has happened to the department's management, and they can't keep an eye on everyone for the time being!

Everyone: ...

Oh! Then let's keep the music playing and the dancing going. Enjoy ourselves while we can! We won't get another chance to be this free.

These nonhuman beings were getting a little too hopeful. Then a group of toddlers barely three feet tall dropped from the sky and beat them up.

Everyone stared at the little children in front of them, their eyes nearly popping out of their heads.

If they weren't mistaken, these were the very management staff of the Supernatural Affairs Department. So their big problem was that they had become children again?

Had they been cursed? Beaten up? How did they end up like this?

The management said: Neither. The Mountain God has awakened!

Most of the management were born on Shaodi Mountain. The Mountain God of Shaodi Mountain had awakened but lacked strength. Because of their contract, everyone had turned into little three-foot-tall children. The only way for them to return to normal was for the Mountain God to end the contract.

But...

They looked at the little Mountain God, who had been brought over by firefighters. The tiny child, barely three feet tall, was holding a skewer in one hand and a baby bottle in the other, sweetly calling the firefighters around her "big brothers." Everyone fell silent!

Luo Yun tilted her little head. "I don't know!"

Everyone: ... So when is the little Mountain God going to grow up?

Theme: Follow the law and be a good person.