The World's Number One Maid Is Actually a Man

[Currently Writing: After Accidentally Turning My Crush into a Rice Ball]

[Coming Soon: Back to the Old World: The Hilarious Everyday Life of an Infinite-Flow Veteran Returning to the Real World]

Story Blurb

Feng Chuanye was forced to transmigrate to another world just because he wore women's clothes once. Under the oppressive demands of the World's Number One Maid Training System, he began the arduous journey of saving the world (?)

Feng Chuanye, forced into a maid outfit: Great, I'm working hard to level up (crossed out) and save the world again today.

Leveling Route:

[Tokyo: Poirot Maid Trainee]

System: Boys who haven't interned at a famous café don't deserve to wear the uniform!

Feng Chuanye: If the uniform is a maid outfit, I'd rather not wear it!

[Tokyo: Distillery Apprentice Maid]

What? The distillery is dangerous? What are you talking about? It's a great place to pick up new skills!

[Yokohama: Bandage Freak's Personal Maid]

I heard the bandage freak once had a "**Maid Makeover Plan"...

Feng Chuanye (looking at his maid outfit): No stand-ins allowed (shouting)!

[Tokyo: Gojo's Six-Eyes Maid]

5T5: Hi, I'm the Six Eyes~

Feng Chuanye: That's hilarious. If you're the Six Eyes, what does that make me?

[Kyoto: Zenin Maid Turns the Tables]

Feng Chuanye: As the world's number one maid, I refuse to let my master be an inelegant remnant of feudalism! Feng Chuan's manners (torture) lessons are now in session!

P.S.:

There will be some OOC. If you can't accept that, please stop reading now.

Coming Soon

I Swear I Didn't Do It on Purpose

Synopsis:

"Sometimes there's a reason a person is single." So said the adorable little tiger.

Asakawa Yuchi was stubborn about it: "True love can withstand any test."

"So that's why you turned your love at first sight into a long-mouthed rice ball? That's seriously sanity-destroying!"

Asakawa Yuchi clapped his hands shut and shouted in panic: "Shut up! I told you it was an accident! Apologize to the innocent Mr. Rice Ball, you stupid cat!!"

The little tiger was even more horrified: "You're the one who should apologize! You squashed the rice ball, idiot!"

[Protagonist Profile]

Asakawa Yuchi, male, 18, currently on a gloriously extended leave from school.

Ability: [All Things Have a Spirit]

Effect: It originally only randomly changed the shape and type of inanimate objects. Now it has mutated and randomly changes a person's species.

Impact: After turning the person he fell in love with at first sight into a long-mouthed rice ball on his very first day in Yokohama, Asakawa Yuchi embarked on a journey of "Super Transformation"

Today he turns the Moonlight Beast into a real kitty, tomorrow he turns the mackerel into a real mackerel, and the day after that he turns the little slug into a real slu... Wait, why is it a flying puppy?

Has his ability secretly evolved again?

Content Warnings:

1. Pairing: Fyodor.

2. There will be some OOC.

3. The protagonist's ability gives every character equal-opportunity grief, including himself, but they're all good friends (smile).

4. The story mainly takes place in Yokohama. It's not yet clear whether characters from other series will appear.

5. The protagonist is a bundle of happy energy (x). He almost never feels negative emotions, and he's an adorable, handsome young man.

6. In my personal setting, the protagonist's ability has the same priority as [No Longer Human]. This means Dazai can cancel the protagonist's ability by activating his own, while the protagonist can affect Dazai by activating his ability. (I know there are bugs, but it's my setting, so I'm indulging myself.) (orz, getting on my knees in advance)

7. That's probably everything. I'll add more if I think of anything.

Theme: Happiness for everyone