New novel: The War God Male Insect Lies Flat and Lets His Mate Spoil Him [Ruthless, taciturn big shot] x [Obedient, protective homemaker]
Companion novel: The Battle-Worn Female Insect Is Doted on by His Crazy Male Lord [Deranged, obsessive seme] x [Gentle, honest uke]
In the age of insectkind, Yu Ling is matched with a wealthy but short-tempered female general who wants to repay a debt of gratitude. But after they marry, he discovers that this female insect... is a chuunibyou.
Though he acts hot-tempered and unrestrained in public, at home he constantly begs for affection. He likes having his wings rubbed and his claws massaged, and he's clingy as if he were still nursing. If he can't see his male lord for one second, he throws a tantrum, imagining that Yu Ling is fooling around with other female insects. Every time, he has to sniff him carefully and then check him over to make sure he's still his.
Though he's a female general bearing the fate of an entire planet on his shoulders, he rebelliously dyes his hair in pink, purple, blue, and green emo colors. He tries desperately to get time off, and before his honeymoon is even halfway over, he flops onto Yu Ling's chest. "My male lord, I have to go back to work, sob sob..."
Yu Ling: I want to return him. Sob sob.
If Yu Ling won't kiss him, he sulks, refuses to eat, and even threatens Yu Ling's favorite cactus.
"You only like it, not me. I'll impale myself on it! Then it'll make you wear a green hat!"
Yu Ling: "???"
How can you like him countless times when you've only been married for so long? What else does he have to do to prove he likes you?
But being cheated on is a small matter. His spouse getting covered in holes is a big one.
Yu Ling can only send the cactus away, looking helpless, and say that he loves every part of him, including his gorgeous, flamboyant hair. A cactus can't compare to him at all.
The short-tempered female lord is grudgingly appeased. He makes Yu Ling dress him and style his hair from start to finish, then happily heads off to work, bragging to the neighbors all the while. "My male lord put this jacket on me. Looks good, right? My pants? He put those on me too! Your male lord doesn't dress you, does he? That's female might, understand?~"
Yu Ling: "..."
Only later does Yu Ling learn that his female spouse comes from such a privileged background that he has no ability to take care of himself. Even when he has only five minutes before he needs to report for duty, he'll lie on the floor and stubbornly wait until Yu Ling agrees to feed him. Then he'll leave late, get punished under military regulations, and return grinning shamelessly as he says the food was delicious.
Yu Ling thinks he's probably the only female insect in the entire insect star system who needs a male insect to pamper him. That's why no male insects have wanted him, not because of his flamboyant hair.
This leaves Yu Ling, who has to feed the baby during the day and satisfy the baby at night, utterly helpless.
At last, the chaotic two months come to an end.
Yu Ling thinks their marriage in the insect world is over. But the female lord drags his feet, then finally blocks his way with a frown and his tall frame. Turning into a shameless brat, he stuffs the divorce agreement into his mouth, tears it up, and chews, speaking indistinctly.
"I'm not dvorcing you!" After struggling to swallow, the powerful, high-ranking, short-tempered young officer nuzzles Yu Ling's neck in front of everyone at the Marriage Bureau. "My male lord... My male lord, I'm choking. Pat my back, pat my back, and then come home with me, okay... I'm a puppy, woof woof, woof woof, let's go home..."
Yu Ling's heart softens at once. He gently pats his chest and sighs indulgently. "Come on, let's go home."
But the female lord refuses to leave. He keeps staring longingly at the divorce counter.
"Were you faking it?" Yu Ling's face turns cold. "If you want a divorce, we can continue."
"No, my male lord," he says softly. "I was wondering, could we get divorced and then marry again?"
Yu Ling: "Why?"
He lowers his eyes and pokes his fingers together. "I want... another month of honeymoon leave..."
So this was your way of exploiting a loophole in my benefits?
Yu Ling smiles quietly. "Sure."
In the blink of an eye, the paperwork is done. But Yu Ling turns and walks away, refusing to marry him again.
The female insect stands there, stunned, holding a divorce certificate that is anything but festive.
That day, countless insects at the Marriage Bureau watch the most rebellious son of the richest family and the general kneel on the floor, clutch his male lord's leg, and wail as he begs for reconciliation. He's dragged all the way out of the Bureau...
[Gentle, doting commander seme x battle-ready but childish, tantrum-throwing, rolling-around-on-the-floor giant baby female insect uke]
[Older seme, interstellar insect society, marriage before love, strong female and weak male, seme dotes on uke, slice of life]
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Thesis: There are no small matters in life, and no major matters in daily living. Finding joy in the little things is a pleasure in itself.
It was a bit funny when I saw being kissed to death, but then I started to panic. Fortunately, it was fake.
The plot is getting weirder and weirder, and Yu Han doesn't respect his sister-in-law too much. It's as if Abu suddenly intervenes in the love between the two, and it feels less interesting than before.
It's unbelievable that I'm only two chapters away from fully ordering it. After reading the full text, I can only comment on the author's lack of control over emotional expression. First of all, it is really good to be licked. No matter how Gong treats him, he can coax him well. He can even shed tears and ask for a hug when he is hurt. He expresses his love for the other person. He loves the other person to death. From the beginning, he quickly falls in love and is reincarnated. It doesn't sound good to say that he likes the other person until the end. There is no dignity, and I have never expressed that I like to think about getting married for two months as a funny game. I remember the drama where you said at first that you just wanted to get to know the female insect who saved you, but then suddenly you wanted your savior to be your pet. So here comes the question, why can I continue to read it when it is written like this at the beginning? The first reason is that the text and the character look contradictory. The text looks a bit like the crematorium of chasing a husband, which makes people wonder what Shou is doing. After Gong coaxes Shou, he turns around and leaves, but the character is still Gong's favor. The other reason is that I jumped to the back of the chapter to watch the clip and found that Gong actually loved Shou, jumped through time and space for him, and broke his defense. Could it be that his wife became someone else's wife after his death. As a result, my impression of Gong is that he just doesn't show his feelings. The way he expresses his love is because the two of them are interested in each other. Even if it is a bit uncomfortable to be licked to the point of being undignified, it can still be ignored. But in fact, I feel that after reading the sweetest part and then reading the full text together, I felt the sweetness of the scam and it became a bit bitter.
Oh, the little awkward Gui Gu is secretly crying again.
Why do you have to mark the finale there? I'd rather you didn't mark it. The extra episodes that follow are like a dream in Nankeyi. I'm really convinced.
Finished with flowers~very cute
Finished scattering flowers (≧▽≦), wishing you good fortune
Why don't you refute the racial attack that Gong's younger brother scolded Shou? After seeing this, I thought there was nothing I couldn't accept. The first book I saw set the Zerg race to have a lower development level than the human race, but that's not the reason why his brother scolded the Zerg race. Isn't this just scolding Shou?
24-10-5 Punch in with one swipe
24-10-8 Finished spreading flowers
It's so strange. The more I write, the same as the beginning, and it becomes more and more outrageous.
After Taking the Battle-Damaged Marshal as a Sinner and Taking Him Home
After the Cannon Fodder Male Clings to the Thigh of the Interstellar Tyrant
After the Widowed Male Insect Was Forced to Remarry, the Goddess of War Queen Returned
I, the Queen, Am the Great Wronged Species in the Interstellar World
The Beautiful Male Insect Has No Martial Ethics
My Husband Just Wants to Be My Dad
The Female Monarch Always Refuses to Divorce [Zerg]
This Male Insect Uses His Beauty to Commit Crimes [Zerg]
The Male God of War Lies Flat and Lets You Be Pampered
The Marshal's Pampered Little Hero
The Battle-Worn Female Insect Is Spoiled by Her Mad Male Master
The Little Male Insect Goes Weak Whenever He Sees Him [Insectoid]
It was a bit funny when I saw being kissed to death, but then I started to panic. Fortunately, it was fake.
The plot is getting weirder and weirder, and Yu Han doesn't respect his sister-in-law too much. It's as if Abu suddenly intervenes in the love between the two, and it feels less interesting than before.
It's unbelievable that I'm only two chapters away from fully ordering it. After reading the full text, I can only comment on the author's lack of control over emotional expression. First of all, it is really good to be licked. No matter how Gong treats him, he can coax him well. He can even shed tears and ask for a hug when he is hurt. He expresses his love for the other person. He loves the other person to death. From the beginning, he quickly falls in love and is reincarnated. It doesn't sound good to say that he likes the other person until the end. There is no dignity, and I have never expressed that I like to think about getting married for two months as a funny game. I remember the drama where you said at first that you just wanted to get to know the female insect who saved you, but then suddenly you wanted your savior to be your pet. So here comes the question, why can I continue to read it when it is written like this at the beginning? The first reason is that the text and the character look contradictory. The text looks a bit like the crematorium of chasing a husband, which makes people wonder what Shou is doing. After Gong coaxes Shou, he turns around and leaves, but the character is still Gong's favor. The other reason is that I jumped to the back of the chapter to watch the clip and found that Gong actually loved Shou, jumped through time and space for him, and broke his defense. Could it be that his wife became someone else's wife after his death. As a result, my impression of Gong is that he just doesn't show his feelings. The way he expresses his love is because the two of them are interested in each other. Even if it is a bit uncomfortable to be licked to the point of being undignified, it can still be ignored. But in fact, I feel that after reading the sweetest part and then reading the full text together, I felt the sweetness of the scam and it became a bit bitter.
Oh, the little awkward Gui Gu is secretly crying again.
Why do you have to mark the finale there? I'd rather you didn't mark it. The extra episodes that follow are like a dream in Nankeyi. I'm really convinced.
Finished with flowers~very cute
Finished scattering flowers (≧▽≦), wishing you good fortune
Why don't you refute the racial attack that Gong's younger brother scolded Shou? After seeing this, I thought there was nothing I couldn't accept. The first book I saw set the Zerg race to have a lower development level than the human race, but that's not the reason why his brother scolded the Zerg race. Isn't this just scolding Shou?
24-10-5 Punch in with one swipe 24-10-8 Finished spreading flowers
It's so strange. The more I write, the same as the beginning, and it becomes more and more outrageous.