After transmigrating into the insect world and becoming a precious, rare male insect, Qin You is forced to choose a convicted female insect to take home and “do whatever he wants with.”
Before going: “Who'd want a criminal for a wife? I'm not trying to get myself killed! No way!”
After going: “Oh my god... I want him. Right now!”
That female insect is so exquisitely beautiful it's breathtaking, yet he has a blood-soaked past that makes everyone fear him. Qin You takes one look at him and goes weak all over, pressing himself against the glass.
Love at first sight? No, it was lust at first sight.
Faced with his beautiful wife, once gloomy and reserved, a ruthless killer of insects, Qin You is so infatuated that, as soon as they get home, his mind wanders to such XXX thoughts that he trips and falls flat on his face, kneeling before him.
Ying Shun: “?”
Seeing the murderous intent fade from the eyes of the terrifying female insect, forced to wear restraints, Qin You catches on at once and eagerly launches into full-time bootlicking mode.
Outside: “A kiss, my dear consort.”
At home: “Give me a hug, my dear consort~”
A male-insect simp! The kind who dares to throw tantrums and roll around at home, calling his wife “consort”! Never seen one before, have you? Awoo~ Woof!
His ferocious wife is utterly baffled, but Qin You's life is spared. In the days that follow, even when Qin You “does whatever he wants” to this female insect as the Bureau requires, he doesn't get beaten, because...
When his wife gets angry, he whimpers, “I was wrong.”
When his wife wants to kill an insect, he pouts, “I love you.”
When his wife stages a rebellion, he tearily begs, “Please don't, my dear consort...”
So infatuated with his ice-cold wife that he can't help himself, Qin You becomes ever more addicted to playing the pitiful little insect. But he never expected that, in his wife's eyes, he was intellectually disabled...
“I've lived two lifetimes! I'm over thirty if you add them together! I own countless estates and mansions! I've got more company shares than I can count! How am I intellectually disabled? If I don't show him what I'm capable of today, I'll write my name backward! Damn it!”
Before Qin You can finish cursing, Ying Shun's gentle, pleasant voice comes from the living room: “Baby, come out and eat some congee. I bought you a new storybook, the kind adults can read.”
Adults?!
Young Qin furrows his brow, realizing something is up. In a flash, he's settled on his wife's lap, grinning foolishly. “Hehehe... My dear consort~ I can't read... Could you read it to me~?”
Ying Shun is firmly convinced that his spouse is a little idiot.
He has no idea how esteemed male insects are, yet he chose a convicted female insect as his one and only consort and even calls him “my dear consort.” He knelt the moment they met!
After watching the little idiot rush around defending him until his conviction is overturned and he regains his freedom, Ying Shun decides to spend the rest of his life making sure Qin You is revered and looked up to, just like other male insects. He takes over all of Qin You's companies and assets, and even tends to him around the clock.
Qin You craves snacks, so Ying Shun races a hundred miles to bring them to him. “Here you go, be good. They're still warm, so take your time.”
Qin You yawns, and Ying Shun finishes work and comes home the very next second to cuddle him. “For your bedtime story, do you want to hear about the Ice Bug or the Gray Bug?”
Qin You twists his ankle, and Ying Shun spends a whole month working with his little male lord clinging to him, glaring at anyone who so much as looks their way.
Then Ying Shun discovers that his little male lord's fortune didn't come from an inheritance. He earned it himself... How could he possibly be an idiot? Maybe he's smarter than anyone.
If he dares to deceive him, he'll have to pay the price.
The rotten, depraved insect regime is completely overthrown. Ying Shun reveals the secret identity he has kept hidden and announces that he is an heir to an alien imperial family. He angrily throws the little liar in prison and sentences him to death.
He can't bring himself to kill him... The two planets are at war, so he might as well keep him safe and scare the little liar a bit, just to show him what a real “consort” is.
But he never expected Qin You not to be afraid at all. When they meet again, he only droops his little face, eyes red, and begs, “Please, hold me one more time before I die... okay?”
Even knowing he's just pretending to be pitiful, Ying Shun still hasn't forgiven him. But his body reaches out to pick him up anyway. The moment Qin You clings to him, completely content, Ying Shun's heart starts racing. Helplessly, he gives his male lord a way out.
“Call me your consort for the rest of your life, and I'll let you off.”
“Thank you so much.” Qin You is instantly full of energy, happily nestling against his neck. “My dear consort~ Muah, muah, muah!”
Ying Shun's inner thoughts: Ah, this is nice!
A few days later, the female insect appears before him, dressed in finery and kneeling according to the customs of his home planet. With a smile, he presents Qin You with a precious young fire dragon. “My darling, how about marrying me again?”
Qin You looks at the noble female insects in the hall, all horrified by someone kneeling to the Insect Queen, and blinks blankly. “...Huh?”
* Younger top, sweet romance [Cute, clingy, shameless top x taciturn, doting-on-his-younger-brother bottom.]
* Love at first sight, a pampering romance with no angst, a little silly, and full of lighthearted everyday fun.
[Important Content Notes]
1. Main pairing is male-male, with a fictional insect world and two planets. Male insects from a male-dominated planet and female insects from a female-dominated planet fall in love and marry.
2. They dote on each other. The male insect is a shameless simp at first. There's no angst, but he does simp, and simp hard, to the point that the female insects on the female-dominated planet are completely baffled.
Later, once the female insect discovers that it was all an act, he refuses to be outdone and starts shamelessly simping in return, getting more and more addicted to it.
All in all... it's probably a story about you kissing me once, me refusing to lose, and kissing you back twice as hard.
Qin You: “I had no idea he was the heir to an alien Insect Queen when I married him! Now he's got the whole insect planet simping for me. How am I supposed to out-simp all of them?!!!” (*furious scream*)
3. This story is fictional! The absurd “helping male insects find excitement” policies promoted by the declining insect dynasty before it was overthrown are wrong! Anyone who does such things, in books or in real life, will be punished by law!
4. This is an everyday-life story! Everyday life, everyday life, everyday life! The author's writing isn't suited to grand conflicts, political intrigue, or scheming, so let's focus on fun and romance~
5. There are lots of original settings and wild ideas. Don't get hung up on top and bottom factions; everyone is the author's favorite. Please comment civilly, read kindly, and treat every soul with gentleness, so we can build a more beautiful world together.
[Other Works]
Previous completed novel: This Female Insect Is Spoiled Rotten, available on my profile (a transmigrated human who's a total fool x a rigid, earnest military female insect). Related note: Ying Shun's father is part of a secondary couple, and their story involves a second marriage. If that bothers you, please skip it.
Upcoming novel: My Consort Never Wants to Get Divorced, available on my profile (a person transmigrated into a half-cat who fears marriage x a cat-loving wealthy military female insect). Related note: A spin-off featuring the secondary couple from the previous novel. Sweet romance, both leads are virgins, and it's lighthearted everyday life.
Theme: Dreams are not out of reach. The sky is high and the sea is wide; every journey begins with a single step.
Big Gonghuo is suspected of being a straight insect, brother
I don't want this brother anymore hahahaha
Ha
Hahahahaha, the eldest brother is so angry when he has a wife
Very good. From now on it will be a big room and a second room.
Hahahahaha, I guess it won't work if you scan your face, your face is disfigured, ho ho ho ho
Hahahaha, my voice changed with laughter. From Hahaha to Goosegoose, it was finally silenced. Drops on forehead and stomach ache
Wuwuwuwu, don't finish it. I haven't seen enough yet. Let's do some more.
Wuwuwuwu, why did it end so soon? But it was so good! Looking forward to the extra chapters
At the beginning, I was still eating dog food, but as I watched it later, my heart became colder, why did it end (crying loudly). I haven't seen enough yet (crying loudly)
Big Gonghuo is suspected of being a straight insect, brother
I don't want this brother anymore hahahaha
Ha
Hahahahaha, the eldest brother is so angry when he has a wife
Very good. From now on it will be a big room and a second room.
Hahahahaha, I guess it won't work if you scan your face, your face is disfigured, ho ho ho ho
Hahahaha, my voice changed with laughter. From Hahaha to Goosegoose, it was finally silenced. Drops on forehead and stomach ache
Wuwuwuwu, don't finish it. I haven't seen enough yet. Let's do some more.
Wuwuwuwu, why did it end so soon? But it was so good! Looking forward to the extra chapters
At the beginning, I was still eating dog food, but as I watched it later, my heart became colder, why did it end (crying loudly). I haven't seen enough yet (crying loudly)