Stranded like a branch of a thousand-year-old tree, Bai Yinhe grew up in the laboratory, lonely and cold all day long. Until one day, the laboratory collapsed, and he took his true body with him and found the ten thousand-year-old tree spirit who was of the same lineage as himself.
Looking at the proud and tall male tree spirit in front of him, Bai Yinhe remembered what people often say [husband and wife are one body] and decisively opened his arms: "Husband hug~"
Arakawa held his head and looked at the seedlings rushing towards him with a pair of silver-gray eyes without any warmth. After a while, he recognized the root system and corrected with a straight face: "I want to call you father."
Bai Yinhe: "?"
I wanted you to be my husband, but you wanted to be my father? ?
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Taking root for thousands of years, Arakawa has seen all the changes in the world, but... It has never blossomed and bear fruit.
Everyone in the neighborhood has this function, but he doesn't.
It seems that there is an extreme conflict between a long life and descendants floating all over the mountain.
The long years of loneliness passed quietly, until one day, when a seedling that had just transformed into a human form pounced on him... He suddenly realized that he had dropped a seed outside without knowing it.
Arakawa was overjoyed and wanted to rub the baby right away, but he managed to maintain his fatherly demeanor and taught him. When he saw him nodding his head, he was overjoyed.
The tree cub was quite obedient at first and did whatever he was told.
But then... The cub bloomed with a head full of small male flowers, each of which attracted the tree with its fragrant fragrance. Countless pistil tree spirits were looking forward to exchanging flowers with him.
What a joke! His Eternal Arakawa cub can be matched with anyone? !
In this way, the parent-child class "How to protect the little flower stamens from being stained" started seriously.
Unexpectedly, while talking... Arakawa seemed to be affected, and inexplicably the first and only flower in ten thousand years bloomed, a pink, thick, layered flower...
But it is a pistil.
[The natural stupid plant whose father has been born for thousands of years is transformed into a tree by X and is still attacked by a dog man with eight hundred scheming minds]
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*Key mine clearance*
1. Main attack (please note: attack will make you act bad, and even call your wife husband), and ignore the world.
2. Favor each other. In the early stage, the weak attacker will be favored by the attacker, and in the later stage, the weak attacker will be favored.
3. The article is not realistic. It is assumed in the article that once the branches of the tree become alive, it becomes another individual tree, and the tree itself comes from time travel. Only a certain person who cannot bear fruit will worry about the problems of his branched branches. So don't argue with blood ties.
4. Daily direction! Everyday ~ Everyday ~ Everyday! The author's writing skills are limited, and he cannot write about the hatred between the country and the family, intrigues and intrigues, so he tries to put entertainment first~just talk about love.
5. There are a lot of private settings and a lot of ideas. Don't divide the author into a critic and a recipient. Everyone is the author's treasure. Comment civilly, read books politely, and treat every soul gently to make the world we build together a better place.
Intention: The older we get, the weaker our hearts become. Let nature take its course and don't look back.