This Male Insect Uses His Beauty to Commit Crimes [Zerg]

Traveling through the Zerg tribe, Jing Yi was regarded as a rare male insect that could 100% reproduce offspring, and he summoned more than thirty female boss insects to line up outside the door for him to choose from. Looking at the many candidates outside the door, Jing Yi frowned deeply: Why are all the caterpillars male? What the hell is that female insect covered in blood that looks like pork? ! The next second, a system prompt sounded in Jing Yi's head - [Please host sing the children's song "Catch the Duck" in rap form to everyone present and then choose the insect that praises you to be your temporary spouse]. Not long after, when a burst of singing and dancing duck rap appeared, the crowd who looked at each other burst into applause of "pork glory". Jing Yi: "..." That's outrageous. What's even more outrageous is that the system issued a new request the next second - [Kiss your new spouse and do the space to the moon pose. ] Jing Yi: [Where is the reward? ] System: [No. ] Jing Yi: [What if I don't do it? ] System: [Knows shit. ] … Ya'arhan is an army female, a rough Han army female who has been seriously injured and has little chance of giving birth to healthy cubs. One day, while he was killing pigs at the military headquarters, he suddenly received a notice: [The interstellar war group picked up a very special male insect with extreme fertility. The general must take him back no matter what! Hearing that there were dozens of females participating in the election, Yarhan never thought he would be chosen. He went over to stand guard without changing his clothes. Unexpectedly, after the male performed a very cute duck-duck dance, he was afraid of being left out and embarrassing the male, so he clapped his hands. The male immediately chose him as his partner, and even rushed to kiss him in public and announced that he was the only one. Yarhan, who suddenly ended his single life and could still give birth to cubs, looked at this beautiful male insect that he might not be worthy of, and decided to spoil him no matter what! No matter what request he has after marriage, he will be satisfied immediately! ! But... Someone: "Yarhan, do you mind if I wear pink sequin pants and go out to dance?" Yarhan: "?" Someone: "Uh, okay, do you think it's OK for us to go 50,000 meters under the sea and make out?" Yarhan: "??" Someone: "Oh~! Then let's go boating on the lake, rent a big dragon boat, and drink beer on the dragon boat~" Yarhan: "???" Looking at the blizzard outside the window, Ya'arhan hesitated for a moment, but decided to satisfy his silly and beautiful hero immediately before he changed his mind. He immediately wrapped him in thick clothes and turned him into a penguin, and took him out to board a dragon boat on the ice - hard rowing! The unsuspecting insect onlookers looked at this scene and sighed: This male insect really takes advantage of his beauty to commit crimes. His female insects are so fascinated every day that they can do anything. At this moment, Jing Yi, who was holding a cold beer and watching his wife paddling on the ice, sniffed hard, looked at the sky, shed a cold tear, and said in his heart: I hate the system! ! **** *Nervous Huan Tuo Gong *Zerg, marry first, love later, the female is strong and the male is weak, and the daily life is light-hearted. *There are children, dragon and phoenix eggs. Purpose: Love is tolerance and the strength to move forward in adversity