
Don’t Attack the Person in the Bed!
不许攻击被子里的人
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 170k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 2mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
Other names
- Don't Attack Anyone Under the CoversEarlier English title
In booklists 28
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Short VIP Novels, Short Stories, Mostly Danmei
Mostly stories with a male bottom, but there are also male-top stories, dual perspectives, and switches. Check for dealbreakers yourself and decide whether you want to buy.
A Record of Novels I've Finished
Only recommending pure-love BL with mutual firsts. I'm a strict purity fan, making a little record for myself. All kinds of genres, with no preference for tops or shou. Updated whenever.
All Fully Purchased | Quality Guaranteed
Pure BL only. I prefer bottom-leaning characters, and both "bottom" and "CP fan" are pronounced the same way. I don't read crime investigation, mystery, horror, infinite-loop, Zerg, or angst-heavy stories. I prefer feel-good power fantasies and sweet romances.
The Bottom Is Always Right
Bottoms I’ve read about. I’ll flag any dealbreakers~
Airheaded Beauties or Adorable Babies
This list only recommends beautiful bottom protagonists. I recommend both harem stories and 1v1 romances. Tsundere, sickly, spoiled, silly, devoted-wife, yandere, cute, adorable, and delicate bottom protagonists, plus a small number of darker fetish stories, which will be marked.
Meow Meow Meow (Three Stars Means I’ve Run Out of Four- and Five-Star Ratings)
Feel free to steer clear if it’s not your thing. I just want to share my reading list! I’m pretty deep into my preferences and read both special-interest and CP-focused stories, but I absolutely won’t read stories with an abused shou, a beautiful gong, a muddy gong, an emotionally repressed gong, a weak gong, or an overly possessive gong.
As Long as Mingzhu Can Be Happy
I’m all about the bottom in BL and love irresistible, universally adored characters. I’m a devoted bottom fan, especially fond of cute, catlike, weak, and princess-like bottoms. Slowly building this list...
Subscribed
Personally subscribed. Most feature a more submissive lead.
I Read All Kinds: BL, BG, and No Romance
I’ll read just about anything, except contemporary or school stories.
QQ So Good It Makes You Go Mwah
Five-star review. I'm not very good at writing reviews, but it's good, and that's what matters! A pretty mixed bag, mostly modern danmei. The reason some books on this list aren't marked as fully read is simply that I'm personally not into bonus chapters.
Lots of Cute Bottoms Here
Mostly pretty or adorable bottoms, including bottoms adored by everyone. Some end in one-on-one couples. I don’t know the tops’ character types. No handsome tops, and they’re all devoted and dote on the bottoms.
CPJ, Bottom-Centric
If you like cute, feminine, cross-dressing, overpowered, or strong shou characters, this list has plenty of novels I read early on. My preferences weren't as specific back then, but there are basically no deal-breakers, so it's a good fit for readers who prefer shou.
For Those Who Like Submissive Characters
The books I recommend are at least readable if you're partial to the shou. Not sure whether the authors have any controversies. Great reading experience for shou fans; most of these have gong doting on shou.
Reading Log, Bottom-Role Leaning 1
Everything from serious, non-feminizing portrayals to gender-bending is included. I quietly remove authors who turn out to be a huge red flag, but I can’t guarantee I’ve weeded out every minor issue. My bottom line is that the seme must be a virgin. I’ve noted most of my dealbreakers and dislikes.
Modern Fiction
Modern
You’re One in Ten!
Good reads I love
Sweet Stories with Bottom-Leaning Leads (Cute Bottoms, Completed)
I love older tops doting on their bottoms. I'd eat up all the adorable bottoms in this list... Not for me if the top is pretty, weak, or sexually unfaithful! This doesn't mean the author favors bottoms.
Friendly to Readers Who Prefer the Bottom
Bottom fans welcome. Most are lighthearted, sweet stories, maybe with a bit of comedy.
Everyday Romance and More of My Soft, Adorable Wife
Bedtime fluff, basically no plot, and the pursuer absolutely dotes on the pursued. This list was originally made for mermaids, so a few mermaid stories don’t quite fit the criteria.
My Fully Purchased Novels
Mostly sweet little romances. I'm not very good at handling angst, so I like sugary stories.
Reading List
Stories that passed you by over the years. Hope to meet you again this cozy winter as you stock up on books.
Tasks
Fun to read, and I love them
Recommendations
Some really great stories I've read recently.
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Finished spreading flowers! Such a cute book🙏❤️[cat head][make me healthy]💛
[Purple Sugar] kswl, hungry rice rice
!! There is an update!!!
Is Yaoyao still a high school student now? 🥺
So good looking and cute
[Purple Sugar]kswl[Orange Candy] It's so cute when you try it!! [Spreading flowers][Spreading flowers] Super super sweet!! 😍🤩 Mr. Xie and the cute strawberry mochi baby Yaoyao will always be happy!!! [Touch head][Touch head] I like it so much!! 🙏 🙏