[2023.12.18]
Humans won a decisive victory in their battle against the evil gods. All the evil gods withdrew from human settlements.
The protagonist, who had been too weak to do anything but sleep ever since being sent to the battlefield: ?!
Why didn't anyone wake me up when you retreated?!
The moment he climbed out of his coffin, a crowd of powerful humans surrounded him. The protagonist: trembling.jpg
Humans: The damn evil god was raising humans in captivity!
And just like that, they took the protagonist back to the human stronghold.
Surrounded by even more powerful humans fussing over him, the protagonist trembled even harder.
Forced to go undercover on the human side, the protagonist thought it over and finally decided to join them!
After all, the most dangerous place is the safest place.
He worked hard and finally passed the entrance exam for the Abnormality Management Bureau, the organization in charge of dealing with evil gods and their derivatives.
And so his daily routine became clearing out evil god derivatives and ingratiating himself with the powerful humans.
The protagonist: Is this how an evil god is supposed to live?!
In despair and indignation, the protagonist picked up his pen and decided to pour all his humiliation into a novel.
In the novel, the protagonist transformed into the most powerful figure on the evil gods' side, a brilliant strategist who could plan for every contingency and meet every challenge.
"Hey, do you know that new recruit at the Abnormality Management Bureau?"
"Of course. He's been making quite a name for himself lately. All the big shots think highly of him, and even our boss said he regrets not snatching him up first. But the guy's talented, mild-mannered, and incredibly capable... He really is worth fighting over."
"I heard he writes novels, too. This one is about the great battle, and it's really good. Several of the big shots are secretly following it, and sometimes they even wipe away tears... Though I heard there's an unfamiliar evil god in it. Probably an original character."
Meanwhile, on the evil gods' side, a screen of light unfurled across the sky, displaying the novel line by line.
The evil gods and their followers, having read the whole thing: Sob, sob. So there are evil gods this amazing?
This is the kind of leader we need! With a boss like that, the evil gods have a future!
The protagonist carried on writing his novel while doing his job, and every so often the big shots would hint that they wanted an update.
The protagonist would nod in agreement, then not write a single word.
The days went by, and the protagonist's position rose little by little.
So on the day he took over as director of the Abnormality Management Bureau, a message arrived from the evil gods' territory: "Boss! We're coming back to save you!"
The protagonist: ?
Looking at the human big shots below, all beaming with pride, the protagonist thought: I've gone undercover so deep that I'm the human boss now, and you're only showing up?!
And who said I was your boss?!
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