A Goofball Transmigrated and Married a Socially Anxious Person, Giving Birth to a Social Butterfly

The next book will be The Sickly Beauty Says She Only Has Worldly Desires. The blurb is below. Please add it to your reading list!

Blurb:

[Brutal, goofy, uneducated heroine * depressed, socially anxious, truly gentle hero]

I know that 99.99% of people will be put off by the title. That's fine. The remaining 0.01% are the ones I hold dear.

How many steps does it take to turn a socially anxious person into a social butterfly? One goofy person is enough.

If you had to describe this goofy person with one adjective, it would be uneducated.

And if you had to give this uneducated goofball an identity, it would be Duan Jingchuan's wife.

*

Feng Ran often felt that people were so ridiculous that she could never fit in with them.

Sometimes she would look up at the sky and sigh. Why had she become the chosen one, caught up in the absurd drama of transmigrating and being sent into a substitute marriage?

As long as she had food and drink, Feng Ran normally didn't care where she lived. It wasn't as if she even remembered who she was.

The idea that she should simply accept whatever came her way was supposed to apply to her with overwhelming odds. Yeah, right.

Who could wake up in an unfamiliar place and find herself about to enter the bridal chamber under a red veil, and just accept it? If you can, I salute you, tough guy.

But Big Shot Ran absolutely could not.

But what did it mean for the groom to walk into the room, stand there for half a cup of tea, and neither lift her veil nor say a word?

Did he think that staying quiet meant he didn't exist?

My neck is about to snap!

"My lady." The young man stood tall and graceful, as docile as could be. He was quite a charmer, too.

Maybe I should just keep him?

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Duan Jingchuan desperately wanted to live a normal life.

But whenever he saw a stranger, he had to fight not to turn pale, and found it hard to communicate.

No one knew what was wrong with him. They all called him crazy.

He had always thought he would simply go mad and fade away.

Until he met his wife.

His wife must have suffered as a child, which was why she couldn't read or write.

Since she had married him, he had to take responsibility for her.

So he hired three tutors for her.

Unfortunately, none of the three tutors were particularly learned. He could only overcome his fear of talking to people and teach his wife himself.

Later, this socially anxious man was driven into becoming a social butterfly by his wife's endless stream of clever remarks, and worried constantly that someone might assassinate her.

Reading Guide:

1. One-on-one romance, both leads are each other's first, happy ending.

2. This story includes many original settings. The heroine has a secret identity and formidable martial skills.

3. A story of healing. The characters are imperfect, so please don't read if that bothers you.

Upcoming book:

The Sickly Beauty Says She Only Has Worldly Desires

Zhao Mingzhu once read a book.

In it was a sickly little princess who shared her name and surname, adored by everyone.

Of course, the book had little to do with the princess. By the time the story began, she had already passed away.

When Zhao Mingzhu became that sickly little princess, she couldn't help shedding a tear of sympathy for herself.

The princess had a miserable fate. Before she could even see the world's splendor, she was schemed against by her own father's harem on the grasslands and laid to rest beneath the earth.

After thinking about how she was destined not to live past twenty-five, Zhao Mingzhu decided to enjoy a life of effortless pleasure and indulge in worldly desires.

The little princess, who had always lived in seclusion deep within the palace, began to rebel.

Her cheap older brother was secretly raising troops, planning to launch a coup? He really does love me. I'll gladly accept his household soldiers.

The rebel army: "..."

The empress's consort, who wanted to marry her off to a nephew from her maiden family? One wouldn't be enough!

The next day, the little princess led her older brother's rebel army and abducted every eligible young unmarried man in the consort's family to keep as male pets, shocking the world.

The original heroine has a System for competing in the inner court? Then she has to be brought into the palace as a female pet. No, wait, so I can watch the drama!

The original heroine: "..."

One day, the little princess seriously contemplated her life. She had been busy for so long, yet still hadn't found a peerlessly beautiful man to keep as a male pet. Her worldly desires were not being fulfilled.

She heard that the prime minister's eldest son was devastatingly handsome, and that the book said beauties like him were doomed to die young. Looking at this perfect example of a beautiful, strong, tragic man, she asked seriously, "Would you like to be my consort?"

Rong Ke: "?"

After a series of wild moves, the emperor suddenly had no heirs. The officials throughout the court couldn't sit still and begged the princess to show them a way forward.

Zhao Mingzhu stroked her chin and looked up at the clear sky, asking it again.

The officials were utterly baffled.

Wisdom filled Zhao Mingzhu's youthful face. "You don't understand. Human plans can't compete with the will of Heaven."

Little Scene:

The little princess spent her days watching the drama and lounging around like a lazy fish, complaining to her handsome, strong, tragic consort.

"I won't live past twenty-five. How miserable! This dynasty is doomed."

Rong Ke remained calm. That very night, he raided the main bases of two princes. The next day, the emperor was furious and planned to send his only two princes to guard the imperial mausoleums.

Another day, the little princess predicted that her time was almost up and reluctantly said goodbye to her consort.

"You're young and handsome. After I die, if you dare keep a woman in my princess's residence, I'll haunt you even as a ghost."

Rong Ke was incensed and summoned renowned doctors from all over the land to treat the little princess's nonexistent heartache.

Yet another day, the little princess gazed through teary eyes as the last crabapple blossom in the courtyard fell, and at last felt a flicker of conscience.

"I'm going to die tomorrow. I don't want to leave you a widower, so we should divorce."

Rong Ke ground his teeth. "Keep this up, and you'll be the one left a widower. Then we can have a ghost wedding on the road to the underworld."

Content Warnings:

1. A powerful woman takes a man by force. The hero is the most beautiful man around.

2. The heroine has lots of male pets. Ahem, don't imagine anything wholesome.

Theme: Eat, drink, and grow up happily