My Kind of Feel-Good Story: Seduce, Then Abandon

Jiang Luoluo has only two mottos in life: sleep and pursue the path of pleasure.

All things in the mountains follow their own course of creation. After spending hundreds of years unable to break through her bottleneck, unable to attain the pleasure she seeks, she falls into a deep sleep.

When she opens her eyes again, neon lights flash and the city glitters.

Damn, she’s changed planes.

Feeling the little thing inside her that calls itself a System, Jiang Luoluo ponders: Does this world need technology-assisted cultivation?

Oh, no. There are plenty of paths to cultivation in this world. They’re all carved out by people, quite literally.

System: “Make everyone willingly live for the female lead, die for her, and devote their entire lives to her.”

Jiang Luoluo: “Am I the female lead?”

System: “No, you’re cannon fodder.”

Jiang Luoluo: “Thanks, but I cultivate the path of pleasure. I’m not interested.”

System: ...

Where did this old ancestor come from? Is it too late to return her?

Later, the System discovers that the Host it recruited really does not behave like a proper person.

She has the transmigration-into-a-book plot in hand, but all she cares about is cultivation. If it isn’t fun, she’s not interested. She’s willing to negotiate about tribulations.

She treats everyone equally and compassionately by not taking anyone seriously.

Hey, stop! You’re about to break the villain! What kind of murder-mystery game have you wandered into? He’s not your destined love tribulation!

The System doesn’t understand. The System cries its eyes out.

Even the System, which has no heart, is starting to feel sorry for the villain.

Following the romances she’s read, Jiang Luoluo torments men until they fall in love with her. The men are practically crying a whole Pacific Ocean.

She falls into deep thought. So why didn’t she succeed in overcoming her tribulation? Did she pick the wrong love tribulation?

Warnings:

1. The female lead is a shameless player. She’s lazy and loves sleeping. Readers who only want a chaste female lead, please stay away.

2. The characters’ values do not represent the author’s.

Coming next: The Sickly Beauty Says She Only Has Ordinary Desires

Zhao Mingzhu once read a book.

In it was a sickly, beautiful little princess who shared her name and was adored by everyone.

Of course, the book had little to do with the princess. By the time the main story began, she had already passed away.

When Zhao Mingzhu becomes that sickly little princess, she can’t help shedding a tear for herself.

The princess had such a tragic fate. Before she could even see the splendor of the world, her father’s harem of grassland consorts plotted against her, and she was laid to rest beneath the earth.

Thinking about how she wouldn’t live past twenty-five, Zhao Mingzhu decides to savor a life of luxury and indulge in worldly desires.

The little princess, who had always lived secluded in the palace, rebels.

Her deadbeat eldest imperial brother is secretly raising soldiers and planning a coup? He really loves me. I’ll gladly accept his troops.

The rebel army: ...

The green-hat-wearing consort wants to marry her off to her nephew? One isn’t enough!

The next day, the little princess leads her eldest imperial brother’s rebel army to abduct every eligible unmarried young man in the consort’s family and take them as her male concubines, shocking the world.

The original female lead has a harem-conquest System? Then she absolutely has to be dragged into the palace as a female concubine. No, wait, to gossip with her!

The original female lead: ...

One day, the little princess seriously considers her life. She’s been busy for so long, yet still hasn’t found a stunning beauty to keep as a male concubine. Her worldly desires are not being met.

She hears that the Prime Minister’s eldest son is a peerless beauty. The book says beautiful women have short lives. Looking at this classic tragic beauty, she asks earnestly, “Would you like to be my consort?”

Rong Ke: ?

After one wild scheme after another, the emperor has no heirs, the court officials are panicking, and they beg the princess to show them a way forward.

Zhao Mingzhu strokes her chin and looks up at the clear sky, asking her question once more.

The court officials exchange baffled looks.

Wisdom fills Zhao Mingzhu’s youthful face. “You don’t understand. Man proposes, Heaven disposes.”

A little scene:

The little princess spends her days gossiping, watching the show, and lounging like a salted fish, complaining to her beautiful, tragic consort.

“I won’t live past twenty-five. I’m so tragic. This dynasty is doomed.”

Rong Ke remains unruffled. He raids the main camps of two princes overnight. The next day, the emperor is furious and wants to banish his only two princes to guard the imperial tombs.

Another day, the little princess predicts that her time is almost up and reluctantly bids her consort farewell.

“You’re young and handsome. After I die, if you dare keep women in my princess residence, I’ll haunt you as a ghost.”

Rong Ke flies into a rage and summons famous doctors from across the land to treat the little princess for her nonexistent heart condition.

And another day, with tears in her eyes, the little princess watches the last crabapple blossom fall in the courtyard and finally gets a conscience.

“I’m going to die tomorrow. So you won’t be widowed, we should divorce.”

Rong Ke grits his teeth. “Keep this up and you’ll be widowed instead. Then we can have a ghost marriage on the road to the underworld.”

[Reader’s guide]: In huge, bold letters: This entire novel is unserious. The setting is wildly implausible, and there’s no brain, logic, writing skill, or... what else could it be missing? Anyway, it can’t be missing you.

Without you, I’m... (off topic) Off I go on my rounded skateboard.

Currently serializing: Wild Grass in the Wilderness

Chasing His Wife to the Crematorium, with no mercy for the male lead.

Zhu Yu carries a Garden of Eden in her heart, and it is named Mu Qianye. She lives there for ten years.

Everyone knows Zhu Yu is madly in love with Mu Qianye. No one believes they’ll work out, but she doesn’t care.

After ten years inseparable, she thinks that if their love is radiant enough, it will grow in the Garden of Eden.

Only later does she understand that she was merely one of the birds he kept for amusement, a somewhat special one because she was obedient enough to earn those stolen ten years.

She hears him say with her own ears, “If you like, I can kiss you often, even do more. But I just don’t love you.”

The moment Zhu Yu learns the truth, every color drains from the world before her eyes, leaving only a wasteland.

Their story begins at summer’s end, amid the frenzied cries of cicadas, and ends in early spring, when all things begin to grow.

Mu Qianye receives a bookmark decorated with dogwood, bearing the words: May your whole life be blessed with the finest fortune.

At the time, Zhu Yu has been giving him the cold shoulder for a long while. When he receives the bookmark, he smiles with unusual scorn. “She still has to give in. Even when she’s mad, she never lasts more than a week.”

He never imagines that even the softest things, if they accumulate for long enough, can become indestructible and cut to the bone.

In every sleepless night to come, his heart twists with regret as he realizes that the girl who was always by his side can be so utterly decisive once she stops loving him.

During the first month after Zhu Yu disappears, he still talks and laughs as usual, convinced that the invisible string in his hand can reel in the little wild grass that ran away.

During the second month, he hears that a man who looks five parts like him is always by her side. Anger simmers in his chest, and in the middle of the night he flies to another city and sneers coldly, “Can a replacement love you in my place? If I don’t love you, I don’t love you. Stop filling your head with delusions.”

Three years after Zhu Yu leaves him, Mu Qianye finally panics.

The proud-to-the-core Mu Qianye grinds down his pride, becoming as humble as an ant as he begs her desperately and frantically. “Zhu Yu, please don’t love anyone else. Let me love you, all right? I’ll do anything, as long as you don’t leave me.”

How must he repent to get back the you who loved me? How must he love you to move the you who no longer loves me?

Mu Qianye finally understands that some wrongs can never be made right in this life.

[Reader’s guide]

1. Chasing His Wife to the Crematorium. Don’t project this onto real life. The author sees herself through rose-colored glasses and can’t bear to be wronged.

2. The male lead gets tormented. Don’t read if that bothers you.

3. The female lead has loved other people and has been intimate with them.

4. I don’t like men who are rotten vegetables. Don’t ask about the men’s chastity.

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