
No Leopard Can Resist This Big Tiger
没有豹豹能拒绝大虎子俺
by Han Dai Lu (韩岱露)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 204k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 3y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
[The Canary Crashed After Flirting with Five Powerful Men at Once] Ongoing. Blurb below. Please add it to your favorites!~
[Reincarnated as the Only Human in a World of Giant Fluffballs] A completed sweet, fluffy story of the same type
Bai Yingzhong was a pampered young master born with a silver spoon in his mouth. His life's mission was to be doted on and admired by everyone. But one day, he woke up as a Far Eastern leopard, so hungry he was nothing but skin and bones. Beside him was a Northeast tiger cub he had casually snatched up and brought back as "emergency rations."
But even as a little leopard, the pampered young master was still a pampered little leopard. Bai Yingzhong looked at the mangled, rotten meat in front of him, then at the tiger cub panting with exhaustion nearby. He gave the food, which he had stolen from a vulture, a smack with his fluffy paw and sent it tumbling off a cliff.
Ignoring the hatred burning in the big cat cub's golden eyes, he swished his tail lazily, making no effort to hide his spoiled leopard temper. "I don't eat rotten meat, and neither do you. If you can't catch a snow hare, I'll eat you instead, you tender little morsel."
The tiger cub ran off, quivering, and wailed furiously in its tiny baby voice.
"Waaah... Stupid leopard! Bad leopard! It's definitely jealous that my fur is shinier and silkier than its own!"
"When I grow up... When I grow up, I'm definitely going to eat it!"
As the years passed, the tiger cub grew bigger and stronger, but it still never ate that ill-tempered leopard.
Its teeth grew sharper and its claws keener. It became the most fearsome ruler on the entire snowy plain, yet it still tirelessly hunted tiny prey that couldn't even get stuck between its teeth.
When the snow melted, the little animals of the plain could always see the big tiger soaking in the river, then drying its fur in the sun before heading deep into the woods and nudging a sleeping Far Eastern leopard onto its fluffy belly.
Listen closely, and you might even hear it muttering softly.
"Heh, little leopard, my fur is shiny and silky, and I smell wonderful. How could you not be crazy about me?"
A stubborn, boastful Northeast tiger who says one thing and means another x a sharp-tongued, mischievous, pampered Far Eastern leopard
Reader's Guide:
1. Some scenes involving big cats are based on research, while others are made up. Please don't take them too seriously.
2. This is not a purely sweet story.
Blurb for the ongoing novel The Canary Crashed After Flirting with Five Powerful Men at Once
He Nanxing was a young master whose family went bankrupt and couldn't pay its debts. With no way out, he used his pretty face to break into the entertainment industry.
Unfortunately, both his acting prospects and his public image were abysmal. Insults, curses, and waves of haters were enough to crush him.
He glanced at the barrage of messages on his phone from his five sugar daddies and flashed a dazzling smile.
Bad acting?
Not necessarily.
Lu Shangsheng, an arrogant, demanding CEO with a foul mouth and a terrible temper. No one dared go against his wishes.
Under the man's icy gaze, He Nanxing timidly pulled out his grandmother's medical records, bent low, and begged for the opportunities that seemed so far out of reach.
The man only sneered and clamped a hand around He Nanxing's slender neck. "Don't push your luck. What makes you think you're worth investing in?"
··
Lin Huachou, a gentle, refined painter with a sweet, calculating smile, was He Nanxing's least favorite kind of two-faced wolf in sheep's clothing.
Beneath his thin shirt, his skin was covered in colorful scratches. He Nanxing's slender ankles were held in a tight grip, his neck forced back.
"Be good, don't be difficult. You know you're the only one who's my muse. Those other people mean nothing to me."
··
Ying Zhongchen, a second-generation star, was aloof and cold, keeping others at a distance and despising trouble.
Relying on his resemblance to the man's unforgotten first love, He Nanxing finally managed to land a scene opposite him.
But the instant the director called cut, the man who had just been holding him with such tenderness shoved him off balance.
The man, as ethereal as an immortal, walked away without a word, leaving He Nanxing sprawled on the floor in a wretched heap, swallowing the undisguised mockery and laughter around him.
··
Xie Jue, a childish, unruly model, was lively, cheerful, and sunny, but only around one person did he openly reveal his devilish side.
He Nanxing abandoned a precious work opportunity and hurried into a noisy, dim private room, only to be yanked off his feet and pulled down onto someone's lap.
A smug, nonchalant voice sounded beside his ear.
"See? I told you he'd come."
Every one of them believed He Nanxing loved them with all his heart.
But when He Nanxing achieved success and walked away without hesitation, they finally realized that he had never been the one who couldn't let go.
By a twist of fate, they all gathered around the same table.
But as they couldn't resist bragging about their happiness, they accidentally discovered that they weren't the only ones He Nanxing had "loved deeply."
He Nanxing, completely unaware of what was going on, still smiled sweetly as he opened the door.
"..."
Twelve eyes met.
He forced himself to stay calm, pretended to be an innocent passerby, and quietly closed the door.
He recognized all five of them.
But why was the man in the middle, who had been giving him opportunities and supporting him just last night, now the chairman of a rival entertainment company?
Cold sweat instantly crawled down his pale back, and his first instinct was to turn and run.
Oh no. This is bad.
This is going to be a spectacular crash.
The really brutal, thrilling kind.
1. This is not a story where readers vote on the love interest. The pairing is set, and the romance is one-on-one.
2. The characters are not based on real people.
Blurb for the completed novel The Office Worker and His Dog Venture into a World of Giant Fluffballs
The gloomy, dispirited office worker Wen Maidong hated nothing more in life than getting up early to squeeze onto the subway. But just after stepping out of the carriage, he suddenly found himself in a gigantic world of fluffy creatures with no humans.
When he opened his eyes again, Wen Maidong found himself lying in a pile of golden fur as soft as clouds. He scrambled up and came face-to-face with a pair of round puppy eyes. A giant golden dog, half a body taller than him, was tilting its head and smiling at him.
"How can there be a dog this huge?!"
Wen Maidong looked at its soft ears, then at its enormous fluffy tail thumping against the ground. He hesitantly raised the bag of fragrant meat pies in his hand, only to be suddenly pounced on by the giant doggo.
Wen Maidong hugged the doggo's head as it held a meat pie in its mouth, rubbing it all over and gritting his teeth.
"Darn it, who could possibly resist a giant dog? Who?!"
Broke and penniless, Wen Maidong took the advice of the socially anxious panda who ran an inn and became the only human employee of the Fluffball Helpers' Guild. He took on odd jobs everywhere to support himself and his doggo.
The candy shop's Samoyed owner had a crush on the tabby cat who ran the cookie shop next door. He begged Wen Maidong for help, all bashful and fidgety, asking him to deliver marshmallows and a love letter to Miss Kitty.
The Samoyed said, "Everyone says I'm like a marshmallow! So I'll bring Miss Kitty marshmallows every day, and then she'll like me!"
Miss Tabby was a vegetarian who only sold fish-shaped wafer cookies, so Mr. Whale asked Wen Maidong to deliver a "Best Kitty" medal made by the fish in the sea to Miss Kitty.
The kitty said, "Leave the medal. Keep the marshmallows."
Sometimes Wen Maidong got angry, anxious, or restless. He would always blame it on the giant dog's fur getting all over him and give the dog a thorough scolding.
The giant dog never got mad. It only blinked its puppy eyes, whining softly as it shoved its big furry head into Wen Maidong's arms.
It wanted its little human to pet its big, fluffy head, soft ears, and spotted paws.
Then its little human wouldn't feel wronged, wouldn't shed pearls, and wouldn't be unhappy!
An endlessly upbeat giant dog who never overthinks x a gloomy, dispirited human office worker
Blurb for the upcoming novel After the Mad God Takes Over the Problematic Monsters' Nursery
Zhu Shenqu woke up as a model student at an academy, a young man with excellent grades and good character who should have had a bright future. But because he looked honest and dependable, he was sent to a remote region to work as a caretaker at a nursery.
Everyone gossiped, saying the nursery was poor and run-down, with no room for advancement. The little ones there were all problem children and impossible to manage.
Sending someone as gentle and kind as Zhu Shenqu there was bound to end in disaster.
The gentle and kind Zhu Shenqu carefully felt the power slowly returning to his body. He clenched one hand and crushed a steel bar, then turned to the others and managed a strained smile.
"It's fine. This is just... my fate."
The nursery's little monsters looked down on their new caretaker. He was so frail that any one of them could beat him up ten times over.
So the outcasts, the forsaken, the strange and uncanny... tried every way they could to erase Zhu Shenqu from existence.
But not one of them succeeded.
One morning, he woke to find himself wrapped from head to toe in tight, corrosive webs. Zhu Shenqu pulled them away one by one, revealing a face already turning blue from suffocation and a body in a truly terrible state. He smiled at the little girl with a human head and a spider's body.
While cooking, he felt something gnawing at the back of his head. Zhu Shenqu calmly finished reducing the sauce, then plucked the troublemaking little one off him. He turned his half-eaten, bloody head toward the gluttonous boy, who was fat, hideous, and covered in tumors, and smiled.
Half asleep, he heard a hoarse song by his ear. Zhu Shenqu crossed his hands over his stomach. His brain was being pulverized by the song, but he didn't even blink as he smiled at the mutated sea monster, its scales cold, slimy, and damp.
The troublesome monster children, the remote backwater, the awful facilities... none of it could defeat Zhu Shenqu. But who would have thought that what finally got him was an empty treasury, with not even enough money for the next meal?
For once, Zhu Shenqu's face darkened. He simply took up his brush and changed the sign to "Monster Services," offering all kinds of odd jobs.
He forced the gluttonous Taotie, who only knew how to eat, to cook meals and pastries; made the silk-spinning spider girl wrap up parcels; and sent the young sea monster to a nursing home to provide music therapy...
A flood of money poured into Zhu Shenqu's pockets, but when he looked at the black, clingy slime in front of him, he was at a loss.
He couldn't pull it off, shake it off, or even beat it to death.
What was he supposed to do?
Theme: Protect wildlife and preserve harmony with nature.
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Little angels can check out the pre-collection! Keywords for "Social Animals and Dogs Braving the Big Furry World": Super big fluffy/big soft dog/healing system/poor body shape/social animal made me cry after watching it Keywords of "How could the little rabbit be a natural disaster villain": Natural disaster/Wolf and Rabbit/Dog Training/Bullying the wolf and coaxing it
Thanks for the limited free baby tame dyeing game!!!
Thanks for the free offer. I like Leopard and Tiger Hu so much.
Which one will you open next? Save the big advance collection!
It ended so suddenly, wow.
Woohoo, I really like Tiger Tiger Leopard Tie Tie, is there really no extra episode (sobbing)
Huahua is so pitiful. Do you really want to live with the four of them? Hahahahahahaha
Haha, Huahua is helpless, Huahua runs away
Haha, Huahua feels so tired.
Haha, scheming Jiaojiao Leopard