Playing House in the Cultivation World

The new novel next door, Don't Leave Your Brain in Storage, is now available! ---Novel blurb--- Dashi Village is remote, and immortals are rarely seen. The Lin family has four people and is just the most ordinary household in Dashi Village. But Lin Wen knows that everything changes when his younger sister Lin Taotao says a [thin bucket] is talking to her. Everyone knows that neither thick buckets nor thin buckets can talk. In other words, his sister's brain has gone bad! "Don't be afraid, Taotao. Your brother will take care of you for the rest of your life. I won't let anyone bully you!" Lin Wen resolves. Taotao likes playing house, so he'll play along. Lin Taotao binds to the [Cultivation Sect Simulator], but she can't understand what the System is saying and can't read. With no other choice, the System can only switch to child mode. Lin Taotao plays at cultivating immortality. The beans she fries with a little shovel become life-saving pills, and the strange symbols she draws bring spring rain... The villagers: Immortals! One day, the name of a sect that doesn't belong appears in the cultivation world's Immortal Treasures, the Register of Ten Thousand Immortals: Dashi Village. No one knows where it comes from or where it is. Yet the name shines in the Register of Ten Thousand Immortals, stirring up the world. Years later, at the great sect competition, amidst drifting immortal energy, one mighty cultivator after another appears on an immortal crane or flying sword. But one girl rides in on a big yellow dog, surrounded by admirers. The cultivators are bewildered: What is that supposed to be? Note: 1. This is my take on fun cultivation, raising children, and building a sect. There are a ton of original worldbuilding choices. 2. Since this world differs greatly from my version of the cultivation genre, I don't recommend using this novel as a cultivation textbook. If you fail to get started, don't blame me. ---Upcoming novel: Who Stole My Brain? Please add it to your favorites--- Shi Yi is an utterly ordinary web-novel fan. As usual, she opens a novel and temporarily leaves her brain at the [Brain Deposit Counter]. But when she tries to retrieve her brain, there's a problem: it's gone! The [Brain Deposit Counter] was set up by the author, so Shi Yi has no choice but to go find the author of the novel. "Sorry to bother you, but have you seen my brain?" Shi Yi asks very politely. But the novel's author faints. Authors really are fragile people with a lot of occupational illnesses. No wonder they keep taking leave. Qin Wen is just an utterly ordinary web-novel author. Though he is always collecting all kinds of mystery and supernatural stories, murders, death, bizarre happenings... they all seem so close to him. Still, he never forgets that he's just a socially awkward, combat-power-zero author! However, from the moment someone knocks on his door, his old world collapses. Note: 1. The female lead is an indescribable being who believes she is human. 2. This is my take on a fictional world. Do not imitate it. If your brain goes missing, contact the police immediately. 3. Please check your Sanity score regularly while reading. Theme: Grow together and love life