Is This Your Beautiful, Clueless Nonhuman Wife?

Story One:

Elsie is an incubus with fair skin, a timid expression, and a beautiful, innocent-looking face. His slender, heart-shaped tail even ties itself in knots.

Everything about him is great, except that he ended up in the human world as a child. When he returned as an adult, he had still never been in a relationship. His older siblings teased him that if he didn't seduce someone soon, he'd become a disgrace to all incubi!

No way!

So he set his sights on a priest at the town church. The man had blond hair and blue eyes, was exceptionally handsome, and wore a white robe. He looked devout and holy as he read the Bible. Elsie pulled out every trick he had to make the priest forsake his faith and fall in love with him, but the priest remained completely unmoved.

Elsie decided to find a new target, but just as he was about to succeed, the priest showed up.

The priest smiled gently, tied Elsie to a cross in a secret chamber, and stood before him holding a bottle of holy water. "Which will it be, this or me?"

Elsie: QAQ

Elsie: "You, of course! I choose you!"

And so he not only completed his mission, he exceeded expectations.

Story Two:

They say every mermaid needs a prince of her own, then gets dumped according to the traditional story and returns to the sea, happy ever... No, heartbroken beyond words.

So when Ariel found a man during a shipwreck, he brought him to a deserted island, sang to him every day, and successfully fell in love with him.

When the man returned to his own country, Ariel flicked his tail and left, forgetting their promise completely.

Then he got caught.

The man built a fish tank to keep him locked up, then ground out through clenched teeth, "Didn't you promise to marry me?"

Huh?

Ariel was dumbfounded. This wasn't how the story was supposed to go!

Story Three:

Kellogg is a wandering angel who fell in love with a demon lady at the border between Heaven and Hell. She has black hair and eyes, fair skin, stunning looks, and a shapely figure. Her voice is low, though, and she's almost a head taller than him.

But that can't stand in the way of love. He decided to fall from grace for her without hesitation, but before his plan could succeed, he was locked up and left counting ants in his cell every day.

Fortunately, the demon lady had considerable influence. She stormed Heaven and rescued him.

Kellogg, reduced to living off his lover, asked through tears, "My love, why do you keep a stick under your skirt?"

The Demon King, who was actually a man, smiled faintly and took out the stick. "Darling, your nearsightedness is getting worse again."

Reader's Guide:

1. The content warnings are already listed in the blurb and title.

2. All the tops are deranged and awful people.

3. I'll add more if I think of anything.

Theme: Stay positive

Story Two:

Jiang Nan and Sun Yan'an were childhood sweethearts. She married him at eighteen and was always treated like a treasure. She thought her life would go on like that forever, until one day she met another man.

A self-indulgent work, with tons of plot holes.

Theme: Love life and enjoy it

In the afternoon, the sun slanting in from the corner of my eye; dusk settling in, a glass of sweet fruit wine.

I met you on stage.

I want to capture your likeness with my brush.

Sing me a song.

You'll be my most precious work.

Theme: Looking back on our memories and future

Love at first sight as children, growing old together as adults.

Theme: Face every day with joy

Ling Qing and the young master of the Chen family accidentally fell into a peach blossom utopia. After waiting in vain for rescue, the two entered a narrow crevice barely wide enough for one person and unexpectedly found themselves in another world.

Theme: Money doesn't give you the right to do whatever you want

A frigid gynecologist x a yoga teacher with an insatiable appetite

1.

Aunt Pei, the neighbor next door, is a yoga teacher.

Every so often, Lu Huaimian sees her bringing a beautiful woman home. After a while, the woman changes.

They've known each other for years and are quite close.

But Aunt Pei is a quiet, reserved person who doesn't talk much.

One day, Lu Huaimian happens to see her coming home with a woman she's never met.

"Aunt Pei, having a friend over again?"

"She's a student. She's coming over for a lesson."

Lu Huaimian can't help wondering: Are yoga teachers really this dedicated these days? One-on-one lessons are one thing, but they even give lessons at home?

By accident, she sees things she shouldn't see and hears sounds she shouldn't hear, completely overturning her understanding of the world.

How could Aunt Pei, whom she'd respected as an elder since childhood, be so demure and self-possessed in public, yet so wanton in private?

2.

It's no big deal to stumble on someone's secret. It becomes a big deal when they catch you doing it.

Late at night, with the world quiet, Lu Huaimian tosses and turns. Her phone chimes. She opens it to find a suggestive video from Pei Yunlian.

A tight miniskirt, seductive high heels. Pei Yunlian gazes at the camera with sultry eyes, slowly swaying her hips to the beat of the music.

Lu Huaimian doesn't know what to do.

Then Pei Yunlian sends her a message, leaving her even more at a loss.

[Huaimian, from now on, I'll send you a video like this at this time every night. Keep my secret for me, okay?]

Uh.

All right.

3.

The nights go on like this for who knows how long. One night, at the usual time, no video arrives. Lu Huaimian is glad for some peace and is about to go to bed when someone knocks on the door.

Pei Yunlian's eyes are hazy. She must be a little tipsy.

"Aunt Pei?" Lu Huaimian has no idea what's going on.

Pei Yunlian staggers inside, swings the door shut, and hooks an arm around Lu Huaimian's neck.

"It's been so many days, and you haven't even come to knock on my door. Why are you pretending to be so proper?"

Lu Huaimian doesn't even blush. She coolly pushes her away.

"Playing hard to get?" Pei Yunlian smiles.

Lu Huaimian shakes her head and says earnestly, "Sorry, Aunt Pei, but I really don't feel that way about you."

From then on, Aunt Pei, who'd always drifted from one lover to another, keeps falling into Lu Huaimian's arms by accident. Once, twice, countless times. At first, Lu Huaimian can stay unmoved and coldly push her away.

Later...

What happened?

Why did her disobedient mouth go and kiss her?

Ah, she likes it so much. She's addicted!

Reader's Guide:

1. Thirteen-year age gap, happy ending.

2. Their families are old friends, and they've known each other for years.

3. The older woman has a complicated past and has played the field, but only with women.

4. Already archived. No unauthorized reposting or imitation.

Theme: Believe in the power of love

Point of view one: The pomelo tree in the yard still had one fruit left after winter came this year. No one had wanted it from the moment it ripened until now.

I picked it. Its skin was green with patches of old yellow, shriveled around a fruit that inspired no hope. I carried it into town without any particular destination.

"Keep it wrapped up a little longer. Maybe it'll taste good when you open it!" A boy's voice drifted into my ears from a bicycle as he rode by. His hair glowed in the light, as dazzling as the sunshine that day.

"I cut it open. It was dry and rotten."

Maybe no one wants me either.

Dry and rotten.

Point of view two: The plaster had long since fallen from the courtyard wall, leaving piles of red bricks overgrown with moss. Through the wall, I could see every fruit on the pomelo tree. I secretly picked some a few times. They were sweet and sour, with a refreshing fragrance.

It was a shame there was still one left. I reached for it again and again, but couldn't get it.

Many personal interpretations, a woman secretly loves a man, tragic ending.

Theme: Growing up

What's it like to be paired up for publicity with a guy five years younger than you?

Jiang Yunsheng is about to find out.

The moment his drama wraps, the request comes in.

"Brother Yun, the plan is for you to play up the chemistry with the male lead."

I'm doomed. Who knows how cold that male lead is?

Soon, the male lead comes looking for him.

"Brother Yun. I'm here to make dating rumors with you."

Ji Qingtian is nothing like his name suggests.

Other people's big brothers are warm and friendly. He always has a cold expression, as if someone owes him a fortune.

So he has a nickname: Ji Yin Tian, or Cloudy Ji.

But this is what Ji Qingtian is like around Jiang Yunsheng:

"Brother Yun, wait for me!"

"Brother Yun, your stomach is in bad shape. You need to rest!"

The paparazzi stare at Ji Qingtian's radiant smile, lost in thought.

It's hard not to suspect they've filmed a fake.

*They get back together after a year apart.

*Because of public pressure, Brother Yun doesn't want to hold Qingtian back.

*Both are pure, with the younger man pursuing the older one.

*Cold on the outside, gentle and doting to his wife x straightforward, lonely, and adorably oblivious

Theme: Make a move for love

The states of Liang and Xia are at war over their borders, and the northern frontier is in grave danger. This is a story of proud men on the battlefield, fighting for their country and their love.

Theme: Let feelings begin, but keep them within the bounds of propriety

He and she are both doomed to calamity. Neither can escape fate, and they can't see who is chasing whom.

Theme: Lighthearted