My new novel next door, "After My Secret Identity Was Exposed, the Whole Internet Started Shipping Me with the Movie Emperor," is now out. Don't miss it!
Because his spiritual power is incomplete, Tang Tang is chosen by the System and sent off to work. He only has one world left to complete before he can become a fully formed vampire.
But...
What in the world is this short-armed, short-legged toddler? QWQ
And he's been caught by this world's target, the gloomy, cold, disabled omega marshal of legend!
Ah! The heavens are out to get me!
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To win over the gloomy marshal:
When the marshal is maliciously attacked with words by a cannon-fodder villain, Tang Tang teams up with the Emperor of the Empire to launch a sweeping campaign of revenge.
When the marshal's spiritual power becomes unstable, Tang Tang follows the strongest healer around to learn from them, then sneaks into the marshal's room late at night to heal his wounds.
When the marshal unexpectedly goes into heat, Tang Tang scampers around on his little legs, helping a research genius concoct medicine...
One day, the big shots finally can't take it anymore and all knock on the marshal's door.
Research genius: "Marshal, I've prepared a whole truckload of your suppressant. Could you please stop getting in the way of my helping Tang Tang..."
Stern official: "Marshal, regarding the time Tang Tang spends studying with me, I think..."
Young emperor: "Could you please deal with those scandals yourself and stop interrupting my friendly chats with Tangtang..."
Before the utterly baffled Tang Tang can do anything, he's pulled into a scorching embrace.
The man in the wheelchair rubs the toddler's messy hair and declares his claim with domineering resolve: "But unfortunately, I still can't be without him."
Held in his arms, Tang Tang hides his blushing face.
He only wanted to finish his task. How did things turn out like this? QAQ
[Note] The gong is an omega, an omega, an omega. Repeating this because it's important. If you don't like it, please decide for yourself whether to read. The gong and shou aren't an ABO pairing in the traditional sense.
[Note] Every chapter has a little bonus scene at the end. Don't miss it!
[Note] The story is a slow burn, focusing on warm, cozy child-rearing. Readers who enjoy a slower pace are welcome!
[Note] Can't think of anything else for now. I'll add more later.
The little vampire is being cute and clingy. Come take a look at the socially anxious little brother in the novel next door!
"After My Secret Identity Was Exposed, the Whole Internet Started Shipping Me with the Movie Emperor"
Ever since Jiang Mian started working as an editor, he has never been well received.
Mindless plots, logic flying everywhere, and ridiculous melodrama are his trademarks.
When every viewer was telling Jiang Mian to get out of the entertainment industry, he dropped a bombshell.
The award-winning actor Zhou Siheng was actually going to work with a third-rate editor like him!
Jiang Mian's Weibo was soon flooded.
But no one knew that he was more afraid than anyone of working with Zhou Siheng.
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The film became a hit even before it was released. Just as everyone was furiously cursing Jiang Mian for ruining their eyes,
the movie took off overnight, dominating all the major social media platforms as word-of-mouth recommendations poured in.
[I refuse to believe anyone hasn't seen this movie!]
[Waaah, is this what an award-winning actor is like? He won't bend for money. The production was so broke, I wonder if he paid out of pocket to make it. My heart aches for him.]
[Has nobody praised the screenwriter? She's incredible! The plot fits together perfectly, and the final reveal was downright chilling! You know what I mean!]
[Um, am I seeing things? Why does the screenwriter credit say Jiang Mian???]
[Jiang Mian? Must be someone with the same name. Don't mention that jinx, he doesn't deserve it!]
[Everyone! It really is Jiang Mian! Check the official account!]
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To everyone's surprise, after the announcement, Jiang Mian neither tried to ride the wave of attention nor played for sympathy or ingratiated himself with Zhou Siheng. Instead, he became even more cautious.
Except when work required it, Jiang Mian almost never appeared alongside Zhou Siheng.
Even at dinners, he always sat as far away from Zhou Siheng as possible.
Finally, after being "avoided" one time too many, the award-winning actor lost his patience. He stopped Jiang Mian as he tried to sneak away on set and pinned him in a corner: "Teacher Jiang, are you a quail or something?"
"Or should I call you 'Miaomiao'?"
"Or do you prefer 'Zhouzhou's Cat'?"
Jiang Mian: "..."
What's it like to have your secret identities peeled away one by one by your idol?
Jiang Mian: I'm done for.
"So, can you tell me why you disappeared after writing me a hundred letters, Mianmian?"
Theme: The truth is often hidden in the deepest places
Damn, I'm back... (Limps) (holds on the wall) (tear off the paper) (hide in the corner) (sucks in a mouthful of candy) (slips away quickly)
It's great to watch it! Like ~
Straight to the plate? You are truly worthy of being a marshal (Gah Chi Chi Chi)
Woo woo woo, poor Tangtang (feeling sorry but hypocritical), how could Auntie not feel sorry for our cute and helpful little vampire? (Soothing) (Covering Tangtang's ears) So, author, when will the stuffing be arranged? (Quietly and seriously)
"Work" is a big thorn in the side of the author~ move
"Maybe it's a connection" is a big bug for the author~ practice
The "opportunity to speak out about the organization" is a big bug for the author~ block
Hehe, I'm the waiter, eating melon on the spot, hehe
This little dark room is not that little dark room hehehehehe
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