The Lazy Villain's Guide to Surviving After Transmigrating into a Book

Yu Gaomin transmigrated into a melodramatic novel about a scumbag and his abused lover, becoming a vicious cannon-fodder character who pushes the scumbag gong and the protagonist shou into a tortured romance.

When the protagonists broke up, the cannon fodder took advantage of the situation, using every dirty trick in the book to forcibly take the protagonist shou.

Later, the protagonist gong took revenge, leaving him with a ruined family and life.

Yu Gaomin: "..."

He figured he could still be saved.

Unfortunately, Yu Gaomin transmigrated just as the cannon fodder began acting up and abducting the protagonist shou.

Yu Gaomin: I'm under more pressure than a little lazy fish should ever have to bear.

Just as he was hastily packing his bags, ready to flee the scene and save his own skin, he looked up and met the protagonist shou's pitiful gaze.

Yu Gaomin fell suspiciously silent for a moment.

But the protagonist shou seized the opportunity to plead for help, looking utterly miserable. His plea stirred the compassion Yu Gaomin still had left.

So Yu Gaomin slapped his thigh with gusto and made a bold declaration: "Don't worry. I'll protect you."

But...

Weren't the protagonists supposed to love and fight each other?

Wasn't this supposed to be one of those classic groveling-to-win-your-wife-back stories?

Why had the protagonists started looking at him so strangely?

This isn't right. I just want to be a lazy little fish, far away from the world's troubles.jpg

To escape the plot's death flags for good, he even came up with a plan to fake his death and distract the protagonists. But before he could put it into action, the protagonist shou pinned him in his arms, face dark with anger.

His voice was low and hoarse, as cold and merciless as a poisoned blade. "Do I have to hide you away to make you behave?"

Yu Gaomin froze.

Yu Gaomin started thinking.

Yu Gaomin slapped his thigh and excitedly grabbed the protagonist shou's hands, his eyes filled with anticipation for a lazy life.

Once, this dream had been right in front of him, but he hadn't cherished it.

He never expected that transmigrating into a book would give him another chance to fulfill it.

If this dream had to come with a time limit, he hoped it would last ten thousand years!

A few rambling notes:

The author writes with a pretty freewheeling style, so I recommend relaxing and enjoying the story.

The shou is just a goofy, lazy fish. Don't expect too much from his intelligence.

The gong is a seasoned wolf in sheep's clothing, with 801 schemes up his sleeve. Together, the two of them have 800 schemes. I'll bring 100 to the wedding (.

The author is busy working during the day and doesn't have time to put together a detailed list of warnings. Everything that needs to be flagged is above, so please read at your own discretion.

If this story isn't to your taste, feel free to leave. Maybe we'll meet again someday! QWQ

Next up: Transmigrated as the Little Vampire of an Omega Marshal. It's on my author page. If you like it, please add it to your favorites~

Tang Tang was the last vampire in the world.

Ever since he was born, he'd lived a life of hiding from one place to another, never getting enough to eat.

After sleeping for ten thousand years, he woke to find himself in the hands of humans.

He thought another great war between humans and vampires was about to begin.

But the crowd surrounding him suddenly let out...

A sound that was a lot like... a mother hen protecting her chicks.

Some even wore delighted expressions as they tried to touch his soft hair.

Tang Tang: "..."

I must have opened my eyes the wrong way.

What happened to the great war and our blood feud?

How did the mighty little vampire of the Tang family suddenly become a mascot?

You humans are seriously kind of perverted.

Looking at this crowd of humans who seemed to have something seriously wrong with them, Tang Tang decided to save face.

He punched three testing machines on the spot and smashed them to pieces.

All he got in return was a flood of solicitous concern.

With lightning speed, he grabbed one of the spectators and bared his fangs.

But someone beside him shouted excitedly about how adorable they were together.

Even the human he'd grabbed looked bashful, as if resisting while secretly welcoming it.

"..."

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You humans really are so perverted.

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At last, one day, Tang Tang met a cool, aloof human who paid him no attention.

That presence, that cold expression.

You definitely aren't like those perverted humans!

The naive little vampire thought he'd finally found hope for humanity, and decided to stay by the man's side and protect this one good egg.

A few months later...

Tang Tang kicked at the man, trying to get him out of bed.

Instead, the man gently caught him by the ankle and kissed it tenderly.

"If Tang Tang is tired, drink some of my blood."

"Let's keep going."

The little vampire, who only belatedly realized he'd wandered into a wolf's den, regretted it deeply.

So much for being upright and noble. So much for being a perfect gentleman.

It was all an act!

This guy was clearly the most perverted human of all!

Someone please control the humans and save the vampires, wuwu.

This time it's a silly, sweet, soft little vampire x a brooding Omega marshal who'd say, "Call me darling, and my life is yours"~

The silliness continues, and the fun doubles~

Theme: Only sincerity can win sincerity.