We Are Absolutely Getting Divorced Tomorrow

On the two-hundred-and-fiftieth day of my marriage to Jiang Goupeng, I laid it on the line: I was divorcing him tomorrow.

Jiang Goupeng didn't take me seriously. As he tried to eat a chicken wing and spit out the bone in one piece, he casually asked, "You're joking, right?"

I stood up from my seat and looked down at him coldly. "I'm serious."

The air went quiet for a moment. I thought Jiang Goupeng was trying to figure out how to convince me to stay.

Instead, he opened his damn mouth and provoked me. "Then why not divorce me today?"

I was furious, but at the same time, I had to admit he had a point.

However, I wanted him to read the word "approval" from my expression. I couldn't let him get smug.

So I smiled kindly and threatened him. "Because I'm holding myself back, so you can make it through today alive."

"..." Jiang Goupeng trembled.

The story is told in first person. It's a fairly fun book, I think. I'll do my best to make it fun.

Theme: I have lots of weird quirks, but I love you.