Fluffy Creatures Aren't Little Green Teas

Upcoming novels: “The Frail Omega Is a Seductive Psycho,” “Long Live the Princess,” and “After I Provoked the Sickly Crown Princess.” If you like them, please add them to your favorites~

Socially anxious comic artist × illiterate fluffy furball (little devil edition)

[The earlier chapters are being revised. Soon! Please add it to your favorites~]

Bai Shuangshuang is a calico kitten, feline by nature and cat by species.

Then one day, in some year and some month, the little calico accidentally cultivated a human form.

From that day on, the good life of having her owner earn money for her to spend was over.

The kitty had to get a job and earn money, but before that, she had to get up early and stay up late to go to school.

She had to learn the basics of human society and how to imitate humans.

Most importantly, she absolutely must not let humans find out she was a cat.

On top of that, she had to follow countless house rules set by Tao Ran.

1. If the kitty wants beef, she can buy it at a restaurant. She can’t go catch it herself at an amusement park.

2. The kitty mustn’t call the neighbors Mom and Dad just because she hears someone else doing it, then steal a chicken leg from their pot. Stealing is still wrong.

3. TV shows are fake. The kitty can’t accuse people of trying to poison her, especially when she sees a silver needle stuck into a black sesame tangyuan.

4. The kitty mustn’t copy her classmates’ homework. And she definitely can’t beat them up for refusing to let her copy, even if the classmate is a dog.

5. The kitty mustn’t eat the pothos, spider plants, or money trees in hot pot restaurants. Not even if they’re cooked. And she especially mustn’t pour the soup into the money trees.

6. The kitty mustn’t beat up her coworkers at the zoo...

Human society is awful. There are rules against everything.

Humans aren’t awful. Tao Ran is one of them~

But Tao Ran refuses to admit she’s the kitty’s girlfriend. The kitty gets mad and runs away from home, and then she’s threatened: if she doesn’t go back, she’ll be made a defendant.

The kitty feels wronged and sad, but at least Tao Ran finally admits who she is.

Well, Tao Ran is only a tiny bit annoying. The kitty supposes she can forgive her.

The stray cat Tao Ran brought home turned into a human.

On the first day she became human, a group of demons claiming to work for the Demon Administration came to register her.

Afterward, Tao Ran became Haimi’s guardian. She had to help Haimi with her schoolwork, teach her practical life skills, help her communicate normally with humans without revealing her identity, and support her as she adjusted to human society.

Tao Ran felt like she’d become a mom without giving birth. On the first day she sent the cat to school, she asked her when she got home, “What are your classmates like?”

The cat said, “They’re all different. Some are greasy, and some are really refreshing.”

Tao Ran nodded. She was about to remind the cat to pay attention to hygiene when the cat continued, “Some are soft and sticky, and some are really crunchy.”

Tao Ran: “!!!!!!!!”

“You went to school, not a cafeteria!!!”

After some time studying, Tao Ran sent Haimi to take the Demon Administration’s cultural assessment, full of worry.

Before the results came out, one of the other children there tried to reassure her.

“Don’t worry. In the past, communities were isolated, so it was easy to spot a stranger moving in next door. Now everyone lives online, and everyone’s a little crazy, so it’s hard to tell if someone’s a demon. They’ve made the exams a lot easier to match.”

Even with the easier exam, Haimi scored three points.

Out of 150.

Tao Ran: “An apricot is the fruit of a ginkgo tree? A peach is the fruit of a walnut tree? Didn’t Director Fox go over these commonly confused facts with you again and again? You didn’t remember a single thing?”

Haimi held her tail upright and looked innocent. “...I vaguely remember him talking about it.”

Tao Ran laughed in disbelief. “What can you remember clearly?”

Haimi’s face was utterly sincere. “I clearly remember not listening when he was talking.”

Tao Ran: “...”

Heavens above, when will these painful days of helping the kid with her homework finally end?

Bonus scene:

Because Tao Ran refused to be her girlfriend, Bai Shuangshuang angrily ran away from home.

When Tao Ran got back to the empty house, she immediately called to ask where she was.

Tao Ran: “Where are you?”

Bai Shuangshuang sneered. “What, now that I’m gone, you’ve finally noticed how empty the house feels? Well, if you won’t let me be your girlfriend, I’m not coming back. Deal with it!”

Tao Ran took a deep breath and looked at the empty closets, bathroom, kitchen, and living room. A vein throbbed in her temple.

“I’m telling you, running away from home is not the same as stripping the place bare. If you don’t come back right now, you’ll be changing your name to Defendant!”

“The Frail Omega Is a Seductive Psycho”

ABO + wasteland

Scheming, calculating biology researcher (original female lead) bottom × possessive hunter team captain (transmigrated into a book) top

(BO story, don’t mix up the roles!)

Lu Ning transmigrated into a book.

She landed in an ABO novel that combined scheming and coercion, forced love, a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and a groveling chase for a lover.

She became Juchi, the vicious side character who helped bully the female lead, Lin An.

The original Juchi’s misdeeds toward Lin An included, but weren’t limited to:

Leaving Lin An to die in a contaminated zone.

Pushing her out to use her as a human shield.

Taking bribes from Shi Yiming, the other female lead and the story’s scummy Alpha, to repeatedly sabotage Lin An, attack her from the shadows, spread rumors for pay, and bully her. She wanted to drive the female lead into a desperate situation so Shi Yiming could arrive in time to play the hero and save the beauty.

Later, when her partnership with Shi Yiming fell apart, the original Juchi flew into a rage and tried to kill Lin An.

Lin An survived, but her gland was severely damaged, ruining her career at the research institute.

Shi Yiming eventually found out. After torturing Juchi in every possible way, she threw her into a contaminated zone to be eaten by mutated creatures, leaving nothing behind.

To stay alive in this world where no one knew what tomorrow would bring, Lu Ning made up her mind after returning to base: improve her hunter skills, stay away from the main plot, and cherish a healthy life.

During an expedition, Lin An realized that the Beta known by the codename Juchi, who called herself Lu Ning, had become very strange.

Clumsy, naive, foolish, reckless... Someone who had made a name for herself in the black-market hunter rankings shouldn’t be like this.

Eventually, the other woman confessed that she didn’t belong in this world.

This wasteland, overrun by mutated creatures and plagued by disorder and thriving black markets, was the setting of a book called “A Scummy Alpha’s Downfall.”

And Lin An was the female lead.

She would encounter an Alpha named Shi Yiming at a night-market deal, fall in love with her, then be manipulated and hurt by her, with her career utterly destroyed.

After Shi Yiming lost her, she would realize what she had done and begin a series of desperate attempts to win her back, and the two would eventually end up together.

“So what?” In the utter silence behind the researchers’ dormitory, Lin An looked at Zhu Ning, who claimed to be a transmigrator. “If the plot of the book can’t be changed, why are you trying to stop me from going to the night market tomorrow? Why are you trying to stop me from meeting her?”

When she saw Zhu Ning stay silent, Lin An took half a step closer and spoke softly. “In other words, if nothing we do can change where the plot goes, what are you afraid of?”

“...You can do whatever you want, can’t you?”

That’s right! Exactly!

Zhu Ning suddenly saw the light. It was as if a weight had been lifted from her mind.

So... it shouldn’t matter if she kisses Lin An before Shi Yiming shows up, right?

And before the two of them officially meet, doing a few things with Lin An that they both enjoy shouldn’t interfere with the main plot, right?

And moving the time of their meeting up just a little should be harmless, right?

In the end, things became very, very, very strange.

Why was Shi Yiming always watching her wife?

Theme: Humans and animals living together in harmony