Fine, None of Us Are Human

[Seeking Collections for the Upcoming Novel After My Minor-Character Act Goes Horribly Wrong]

Yun Chi used to rank first on the points leaderboard in the infinite-flow world.

After successfully clearing the game, he chose to return to a peaceful life and become an utterly ordinary person.

He brought along the pocket dimension the Lord God had given him and transmigrated to another world. He went to college, found a job, and even started dating a handsome boyfriend.

Yun Chi was very satisfied with his life, though he hadn't planned too far into the future. Then a meteor suddenly fell from the sky, and the world changed overnight.

One natural disaster after another struck. Humanity's genetic sequences fully activated, and people began reverting to their ancestors. His neighbors turned into ordinary animals like tigers, lions, and little rabbits, while he reverted into the auspicious nine-tailed beast of myth.

While everyone else threw themselves into bking and building careers or answered the call to eliminate alien species, he decisively chose to lie flat and continue his slacker life.

So what if their species changed? If nobody was human anymore, that made him the normal one. He could still lie flat.

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After successfully meeting his online boyfriend in person, they naturally moved in together.

Lu Fengyao had heard that online relationships often fell apart, so he was extremely careful with his boyfriend. He didn't look down on Yun Chi for being an ordinary evolutionist.

To that end, he hid his identity and pretended to be an ordinary evolutionist every day. Yun Chi thought the same way.

The two of them worked hard to survive and built a home together.

Until one day...

Thinking the situation outside had improved, Yun Chi went hunting to help with household expenses and ran into Lu Fengyao, who was on a mission.

One was dragging a gigantic piece of prey. The other had just transformed from a divine beast into a human.

"Weak and helpless?"

"An ordinary evolutionist?"

They demanded answers at the same time, then fell silent together.

SOS!!

#What do you do when the person you deceived finds out, and you discover they were deceiving you too?#

1. Slow burn, 1v1.

2. A nine-tailed fox bottom who wanted a quiet life but is forced to step up x a violent Kunpeng top with a lovesick heart and the appearance of a gentleman.

3. Romance and plot get equal attention. At first, both are drama queens pretending to be weak, and neither has strong feelings for the other yet.

4. Not a everyone-loves-the-protagonist story. Some side characters dislike the bottom, though the main supporting cast likes him. Please don't read if that bothers you.

5. Thank you so much to the sweet readers who gave the completed novel a rating. I've thought it over seriously!!! This novel really does have issues with my writing skills. The plot was planned out, but my writing made it feel disconnected and lacking in depth. I've been studying and practicing lately, and I'll do my best to make each book better than the last. Maybe we'll meet again someday. (Heart)

-- Blurb for After Getting a Minor Character's Script --

After winning the "Outstanding Employee Award" at the Quick Transmigration Bureau, Yun Xiu decided to transfer to the minor-character department and take it easy until retirement.

Minor characters are, as the name suggests, insignificant side characters.

For example: He holds an umbrella while the protagonist delivers food, stirs things up when the protagonist argues, and watches from the front row when the protagonist makes out... Their jobs are easy, aside from being a little dangerous.

Maybe he'd played too many second male leads, because something about his minor-character vibe felt strange.

[The Fake Young Master in a Wealthy-Family Novel]

"You're the fake young master the Yun family took in by mistake. Unwilling to leave the Yun family, you climb into your older brother's bed and compete with the real young master for everyone's affection. In the end, you're sent to Africa to weld railway tracks."

Yun Xiu: "Leave it to me!"

He was respectful and loving toward his parents, gentle and considerate toward his husband, and hostile toward the real young master.

After one family banquet, Yun Xiu once again framed the real young master and waited to be thrown out of the house. To his surprise, his parents and husband acted as if they hadn't noticed, chatting and laughing pleasantly.

Meanwhile, the real young master pinned him against a rockery, gripping his waist and kissing him with red eyes. In a hoarse voice, he said, "My older brother doesn't love you. But your younger brother can."

[The Master in a Cultivation Novel]

"You're the strongest person in the cultivation world. Your childhood friend has limited talent and is nearing the end of his lifespan, so you take in a young disciple with a Daoist bone. When the disciple reaches the Nascent Soul stage, you remove his bones and replace your friend's body with them. In the end, the disciple falls into demonic cultivation and imprisons and tortures you for forty-nine days."

Yun Xiu rubbed his hands together, ready to avenge himself.

But after he followed the plot, the person who imprisoned him turned out to be his childhood friend.

His childhood friend was no longer gentle as he lay on the bed. Afterward, he gripped Yun Xiu's chin and asked gloomily, "Do you love me, or your little disciple?"

[The Magistrate in a Farming Novel]

"You're the county magistrate of Xiaxi Village. Because you can't stand how talented the protagonist is at such a young age, you put obstacles in the way of his business. Later, you're reported for corruption and exiled to the frontier."

Yun Xiu: "How could a simple mission like this possibly go wrong?"

Nervously, he had people smash the protagonist's stall, poison the seedlings in his fields, ruin his reputation, and so on. Seeing the protagonist's furious gaze, he finally relaxed.

Then the protagonist raided the county magistrate's residence at night. The tall man covered the magistrate's mouth with one hand and held his soft flesh with the other. His breathless voice was teasing: "You don't want your subordinates to find out about our relationship, do you?"

[The Duke in a Western Novel]

[The Caged Canary in a Substitute Romance]

[Other worlds to be decided]

1. The top is a split soul.

2. The order of the worlds may change.

3. Not a everyone-loves-the-protagonist story. Those who like the bottom have their reasons.

Theme: Mutual acceptance is a prerequisite for spending your life together.