[Updated through the blurb's events~]
Shen Zhe and Chu Li are childhood sweethearts. In his eyes, Chu Li is gentle and good-natured, and has been devoted to him since they were children.
He happens to need a sweet, obedient girlfriend who will give him the freedom to do as he pleases and always be considerate.
So he reluctantly starts dating Chu Li.
Even his older brother, cousin, and friends don't think their relationship will last. They often tell him, "You two are bound to break up sooner or later."
Then one day, after a car accident, Shen Zhe discovers that he can see strange comments floating across his vision.
In the hospital room, his older brother says coolly, "Get some rest. Don't let Chu Li come bother you."
Comments: [Hehe, the original male lead still doesn't know, does he? As soon as he leaves the hospital, his brother will make a move on Lili. He's been coveting her for years.]
Shen Zhe: ?
Back home, his innocent and harmless cousin accidentally steps on his injury and apologizes repeatedly. "Sorry, bro. I didn't mean to."
Comments: [Hehe, he absolutely meant to. Last night, he even went to your girlfriend's house and said he missed her because he was drunk.]
Shen Zhe: ??
Back at work, he tries to tell his friend about the bizarre things that have happened lately.
His friend laughs casually and slings an arm around him. "You got knocked silly. You're hallucinating."
Comments: [Hehe, it's not a hallucination. This guy is Lili's first love. His secret room is full of portraits of her. If you don't break up with her, things are going to get explosive.]
Shen Zhe: !!
So Chu Li is actually the heroine of an explicit novel, beloved by everyone ovo
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Chu Li has been able to see comments since she was little.
She'd already decided to lie flat and avoid the original plot as much as possible... but the older brother, cousin, and friends surrounding her boyfriend, the human ATM, still started coveting her.
What can she do? What a pain.
A lie-flat heroine x
A refined scumbag older CEO / a brooding ghost of a first love / a younger green tea boy / a hapless ex-boyfriend
Reader's guide: 1. The main story is told from the heroine's perspective. Female lead is not a virgin; male lead is a virgin.
2. For specific content warnings, see the author's note at the end of Chapter One.
Coming soon 1: After I Accidentally Gave My Love Bug to My Nemesis~
(Third-person narration)
I have a nemesis I really can't stand.
When we were young and learning swordsmanship, he liked to perch in the treetops and tease me with pebbles. His ribbon fluttered as he wore a wicked grin.
Later, he joined the demonic path while I followed the orders of the immortal sects. We clashed every few days, our weapons flashing as we fought, leaving nothing alive for miles around.
On the eve of my wedding to the young master of a sect of equal standing, he passed by again to provoke me, wishing me an unhappy marriage.
I really hate him to death.
But later, when my fiance, my sect brothers and sisters, and the righteous elders I'd once trusted all betrayed me, leaving me with a blood feud, I fell into an abyss shrouded in black mist.
The only person who came to pull me out was my old nemesis, the great demon.
The pair of love bugs, a token of affection meant for my fiance, were also accidentally delivered to him instead.
I snapped at him to give them back.
In return for saving my life, I was willing to wipe the slate clean and forget all our old grudges.
But he didn't seem to see it that way.
He loosened his belt with lazy ease and smiled. "Want to dual cultivate with me to boost your cultivation and take on your ex?"
"Sure."
"But my price for selling my body is steep. Remember to pay by the day."
I really hate him.
He still hasn't learned how to speak like a normal person!
I wanted to draw my sword and teach him a lesson, but... but as we fought, I was accidentally affected by the love bugs and kissed him.
After that, things got out of hand.
Come to think of it, who says you can't use your nemesis for dual cultivation?
After all, he's really... so hot.
Coming soon 2: After I Lost My Memory, So Many People Claimed to Be My Boyfriend
After Sheng Zhiyu woke up, she discovered she'd lost her memory.
She's a freshman at the Imperial Military Academy. Born into a poor family, she was admitted by special exception after awakening a rare ability.
She doesn't fit in at the academy and has few friends.
Luckily, she opens her contacts and discovers that she had a boyfriend before losing her memory.
They seem to have been quite in love.
[Darling, I'm awake. Can you come visit me?]
At nine that evening, a cool and distinguished top student at the military academy walks into her hospital room and claims to be her boyfriend.
At ten, a proud and unruly young heir to a financial dynasty walks into her room and claims to be her boyfriend.
At eleven...
At midnight...
Sheng Zhiyu: Well, I'll be.
Sheng Zhiyu: So I was dating that many boyfriends all at once?
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On the day the military academy admitted a student from a poor family, several privileged young masters couldn't stand this so-called genius girl. They thought she'd just gotten lucky.
They made a wicked little bet.
While she was suffering from amnesia, they'd try to win her over and see who could succeed first, making her willingly give up her rare ability.
And then...
The ones pulling each other's hair and coming to blows were the young men themselves.
They wanted to kill the people who had once been closest to them: their brothers, best friends, and classmates.
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Theme: Love
I really like your girlfriend and you're not happy anymore. What are you doing to make a fool of yourself? Bring a fruit plate to mistresses three, four and five.
It's good. Da Shen is older and is the main palace. Xiao Pei Xiaojiang is the two favored concubines. As for Xiao Shen, just stay under the bed 🧋
Hahaha, the fake young master after learning that Jiang's face was photographed by Lili (Why can't this good thing happen to me?
Xiao Jiang Bao can teach, but Xiao Qin, I may be more patient with the stupid and beautiful young master for some reason. Of course, he has many advantages over Xiao Shen. He knows tea.
He is exactly the same as Master Shen, but his face is not as good-looking as Master Shen 😏
It's so funny that only Xiao Shen's unlucky world has been achieved. Even if he becomes a black man, he can only find another man for his wife. You love me so much.
Again, if you really take care of your ex-girlfriend, you won't be happy 😏
Fighting and grabbing this piece./
Do you know how to play, or does your ex-brother know how to play?
Shen Qi: After leaving my brothers, I found that it wasn't raining outside at all.