This book is pretty mediocre. The pacing is all over the place, and it strays from the main story.
I'm posting it because a withered tree looks ugly.
It's awful. Don't read it. (screaming myself hoarse)
- The story is complete.
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[Career-focused + fun comedy + political intrigue + nation-building + romance + faux reverse harem]
Also known as:
"I Just Wanted to Date, So Why Am I Caught Up in Political Intrigue?"
"Husband, Wake Up! You're Taking Chastity Too Far! Someone's Going to Steal Our Home!"
Blurb:
Xu Zhuzhu transmigrates from the 21st century, where she was a model young citizen, into a world where women hold power. She becomes a disreputable, dissolute young noblewoman who hangs around brothels.
Xu Zhuzhu is bewildered. Xu Zhuzhu falls into deep thought.
Following the usual conventions of matriarchal-world novels, is she supposed to gather a harem and climb onto the throne?
Xu Zhuzhu rubs her hands together eagerly, ready to give it a try.
Until she sees the person sitting on the throne...
Xu Zhuzhu turns pale with shock. "Holy crap! Isn't that my husband, the one who never lets me touch him?!"
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At first:
Pei Lishu, smiling ominously: "I heard you want to build a harem and take my throne?"
Xu Zhuzhu, immediately backing down: "No, no! What are you talking about?"
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Later:
Pei Lishu, sniffling as he places the imperial seal in her hands: "I'll give you the throne and all its power... Could you please pay attention to me?"
Xu Zhuzhu: "...?"
Could it be that she was just too tired to talk after going out to help someone in need?
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A male lead who holds a high position, seems aloof but is secretly insecure and sensitive, and is extremely devoted to chastity x a female lead who is exactly as she seems: carefree, blunt, impulsive, and a bit of a disaster
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One-on-one romance
The male lead disguises himself as a woman; male pregnancy; a silly, refreshing, sweet, and cozy romance.
Our motto:
Warmth, warmth, warmth! Spoiling, spoiling, spoiling! We want both sweet romance and thriving careers!
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The blurb was screenshotted on August 18.
Weibo: @AlwaysOnTheWayToDrinkEitherWineOrMilkWine
*The setting is extremely fictional! The place names in the story are made up on the spot. Any resemblance is purely coincidental.
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Coming next: a delicious all-female-lead reverse harem story!
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Chu Qi is cursed with a lonely fate.
No one around her has ever lived a long life. A fortune teller says the only way to break her awful fate is to be with a ghost or god.
The fortune teller even helpfully recommends a matchmaking club that connects the Three Realms:
"Otherworldly Flower Matchmaking"
Chu Qi says, "I just need to find a ghost or god to be my roommate, right?"
For the safety of those around her, Chu Qi resolutely steps into Otherworldly Flower Matchmaking and begins going on dates with all sorts of ghosts and gods...
Wait, something seems off.
Why do all the ghosts and gods avoid her like the plague?
Why do the other members of her team all have different goals from hers?
Why is not a single one of the tasks they have to complete normal?
Chu Qi, the gullible sucker: "This can't be right! I came here to find a date!"
The phony Matchmaker of the Red Thread loves to put on a show, asking her after each stage if she wants to go back.
But when Chu Qi really wants to leave, she discovers she can't get out at all. The only way out is to clear every SSS+ instance.
Chu Qi: "..."
Question: What's it like to end up in the wrong genre?
Anonymous Qi replies:
Thanks for the question. I'll take a stab at answering. It's awkward. Extremely awkward.
I thought I was in a romance story. I seriously went on blind dates for more than ten chapters, and I was just about to find myself a roommate and get out of there, when someone suddenly told me I was in a horror story???
#Help# Can some kind soul tell me how to get to the romance section?
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[Bonus scene]
When a certain team entered an instance for the first time:
Chu Qi, holding a rose and a ring, kneels on one knee, waiting for the boss: "Oh, Baby, when will you come?" (checks her watch)
The other team members: shocked.jpg
The boss punches the ring box out of Chu Qi's hand. "Respect the genre!"
Chu Qi: "? That was a five-carat diamond!"
Just as the other team members think Chu Qi is about to die here, she clears the SSS+ instance solo in the nick of time, beating the boss so badly its own parents wouldn't recognize it. XD
Chu Qi: "If you can't love me, please don't hurt me. Thank you :)"
Some passing team: "???"
#This powerhouse is ridiculously strong but still wants to go on dates!
#Stop pretending you're not a powerhouse, we're scared TVT
#A Hundred Ways to Cling to the Powerhouse's Coattails
[At Otherworldly Flower Matchmaking, you deserve the best]
Reading guide:
* A strong female lead, a slightly offbeat power-up story, and a satisfying read
* A matchmaking process for those who've sworn off love
* The author is the female lead's biggest fan
* The content is as complicated as the author's own makeup
* Includes, but is not limited to, rule-based horror and Werewolf
* A chaotic stew of entanglements from past and present lives!
Theme: A lighthearted, happy story that warms the heart.
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Dear author, in your column as a writer, you said you won't give up. You'd better not give up.
Zhang Buruo is a man disguised as a woman?
What a wonderful plot, and the heroine's mental state is so beautiful.
Wuhu! Take a look and take a look~ Column continuation article: "Unlimited streaming of being cheated on a blind date" Super fragrant ALL heroine! It's worth collecting!
At present, it seems that Lu Dianjing Xiaobao will not affect the emotional development of Zhuzhu and Pei Lishu at all. He is just a little green tea who is not very smart??
Teacher ggad, when will this article be updated?
What about food? What about the army? What officer were you assigned to? Do you have the right to dictate things locally for five years?
Oh my god, what kind of emperor is this? What kind of family is this? The head of an aristocratic family was lost, why can't he be found after ten days?
It's so true that the absence of one parent causes the parent to project the need for a partner onto the children. So that children gradually project themselves
Is this bunch of modern slang serious?