(I've added a coming-soon story at the end. If it sounds interesting, take a look at "I'd Rather Go Home and Take the College Entrance Exam Than Date". The sea isn't water, it's full of the heroine's fish! Come check it out!)
One of Amber's favorite fictional characters is the living calamity Sukuna.
Reading fanworks about him is pure bliss: broad shoulders, a narrow waist, eight-pack abs, powerful, sexy muscles, and black markings that make her heart race.
But actually spending time with him isn't nearly so pleasant.
The first time they met, Amber was so excited her heart nearly burst. She watched him from the corner of her eye, practically licking her lips.
Sukuna glanced up impatiently, his eyes a sea of crimson. His voice was low, almost like a lover's whisper. "Who gave you permission to look at me, hmm?" Then he nearly sliced half her head off.
The second time, he broke her back and punched the vengeful spirit she was fighting until it disintegrated. Then came the third time, the fourth...
Is it hard to win a man's heart? Not really.
Is it hard to win a man like Sukuna? A little.
At the very least, you have to survive him. But even that isn't too hard for Amber.
She's strong and spirited, fighting him head-on every step of the way.
She's beautiful, wild, passionate, and devoted, like a periwinkle standing tall amid heaps of bones, swaying as she declares her love.
No one can resist her. Even gods and demons can fall in love.
The King of Curses has a lover.
And then she ran away.
At the bar, her friend looked like she was about to lose her mind. "Why did you fake your death and disappear?"
Amber swirled her glass and sighed, lighting a candle in mourning. "I couldn't help it. In bed, I really couldn't... take on four hands by myself."
She returned to the place where the two of them had first met.
A familiar, husky male voice asked, "What are you doing here?"
"Huh? Seeing if I can get a 5T5 to show up."
After two years of intimate nights and shared passions, Amber taught the King of Curses a lesson: when a woman loves you, she'll lie to you.
"I said I loved you. I never said you were the only one I loved."
"Oh? So four hands weren't enough to satisfy you?"
Content warning:
My take on the King of Curses, with lots of headcanon. No canon plot, and completely out of character throughout.
The heroine is the strongest person on her livestream, and she's on equal footing with the King of Curses. Think of it as a highlight reel of two lunatics beating each other up.
It's actually a sweet romance.
Coming-soon blurb: "I'd Rather Go Home and Take the College Entrance Exam Than Date"
When Ye Feiguang first met her, he was proud, reckless, and arrogant, looking down on the noblewoman from the Jin family who had approached him. He kept saying, "You think someone like you can have my heart's blood?"
Later, Ye Feiguang ground his own dignity into the dirt. Kneeling, he clutched the hem of her fluttering skirt and looked up at her, pleading, every word soaked in tears: "I'll give you my heart's blood, my cultivation, my Dao heart, the karma from my life, my soul after death. Everything you want or don't want, I'll give it all to you. Zhuzhu, don't go. Please?"
Jin Baozhu coldly pulled her skirt free. "No."
She couldn't wait until tomorrow to go home.
Jin Baozhu transmigrated on her nineteenth birthday, the day before her college entrance exam.
In this world of universal cultivation and wondrous things, the Jin family's awakened talent was turning stone into gold.
The Jin family, AKA the cultivation world's top financial conglomerate.
But I'd finished studying, and now you spring this on me? Where were you earlier?
Legend has it that only the heart's blood of this world's chosen one can unlock the soul seal deep in her brow.
And so,
the promising young Dragon-Prince,
the untamable Demon Emperor,
the aloof, otherworldly, flirtatious priest,
the detached and merciless young sword immortal,
she flirted with each one, then quickly withdrew as soon as they fell for her.
The fan clubs for all the pairings fought until the world went dark. Who did Jin Baozhu, the rich and beautiful player, actually love?
Jin Baozhu shrugged and earnestly jotted a few more notes in the little notebook she always carried:
"Wrong Answer 1 (Ye Feiguang)
Traits: broken engagement + good-for-nothing + comeback and face-slapping + a wise old mentor in a portable artifact = a certain web-fiction site's Dragon-Prince
Progress: Experience deemed unsatisfactory
Reward: One ancient spirit vein that restores my sacred physique
Conclusion: The male leads on that site are no good. Let's try one from Jinjiang.
Wrong Answer 2 (Yu Ge)
..."
Onlookers: What do you mean, wrong answers? You have to choose one, human or ghost!
Who would she choose?
In an illusion said to reflect a person's deepest desire, the four heaven-blessed prodigies all found themselves asking the same question.
They held their breath, watching her, torn and lovestruck...
"Should I choose Tsinghua or Peking University?"
Before the gods, where wishes were said to come true, she slowly bowed and murmured:
"Your faithful devotee, Jin Baozhu, ID number 888888888, sincerely prays to go home as soon as possible."
What Tsinghua? What Peking University? What ID number, blah blah blah?
Theme: Love means being equals and respecting each other.
Complete text. I hope that next year the government will be harmonious and people will be harmonious, and everything will be prosperous. The mountains are high and the rivers are far away. Let's meet in the rivers and lakes. Pre-release of "It's Better to Go Home for the College Entrance Examination" than to fall in love, there is no water in the sea, it's all the heroine's fish! Come and see them all! The copy is on the copy :)
Damn, if the heroine likes No. 1, Then the nanny will not have unrequited love.
It is expected to be completed before the end of the month. There are two extra chapters tentatively planned, one is about daily scenes of soul exchanges hurting each other; the other is about the fatal pull between an adult man and woman between a stunningly beautiful female agent and her immediate boss who is disguised as the mission target. Pre-collection of "It's Better to Go Home to Take the College Entrance Examination than Falling in Love", a fantasy story in which the heroine walks among thousands of flowers and picks one when she sees one she likes. I guarantee that the emotional drama is very delicious. Please click and add it to your collection. I beg you ∠( °ω°)/ The copy is on the copy (yes, I put it here and here)
Thanks for free! This is really the second hell book I have ever read. I want to read the extras of the original book, hahahahahaha, and fall in love under the skin of a tiger, hahahaha.
The serial "It's Better to Go Home to Take the College Entrance Examination than Falling in Love" is recommended. The next door is open. Happy Neptune is Bai Fumei. Come and watch!
I only collected it two days ago, and today it is free for a limited time. What kind of luck am I? (*??`*)?
I filled in all the holes at once, it feels a bit fast, as if something is missing... Process~ Process, and Amber's friends, have been waiting for them to be resurrected. Unexpectedly, the friends they met in the tavern later were not them, this hole was filled in a bit suddenly
Make a new chain~
Damn it, it disappeared suddenly, and I haven't started to talk about it yet.
Throw flowers! I almost missed such a good article! Fortunately, I went to browse around in the APP on a whim! Damn it, why haven't I seen it on the website?