I Conquered the World of Classics with My Genshin Impact Secret Identity

[The writing feels really off, and I've gone over the outline several times without getting it to flow. If I can remove it from Jinjiang after three months, I will.]

Blurb:

Several years ago, Li Yao transmigrated to Teyvat.

Several years later, after traveling through all seven nations, she began to miss home.

But the world's will refused to let her leave unless she first visited other derivative worlds and collected enough "protagonist aura" to keep the world running after she left Teyvat.

So Li Yao and her travel companions set off on a new journey.

(The order of the blurb has nothing to do with the order of the main story!)

1.

In the world of Investiture of the Gods, Yoimiya's arrows never missed their mark, and she lit fireworks on the battlefield of gods and demons, stealing the show.

Later generations called her the Southless Gatling Bodhisattva.

2.

In the world of Journey to the West, just as the Jade Emperor was at his wit's end dealing with Sun Wukong, lightning suddenly flashed and thunder rolled across the sky.

A purple-robed goddess descended gracefully and surveyed the scene. "This court has no sense of efficiency."

The Jade Emperor: "?"

"With my blade, I will cut away all that is impure!"

As Sun Wukong watched in a daze, Keqing cut down the throne of the gods.

"The age of the gods is over. This is the age of humanity! If you want to become the Great Sage Equal to Heaven, then as long as you have the ability, you can be the Great Sage Equal to Heaven in name and in fact!"

3.

In the world of Shuo Tang, Li Yuan was troubled by the Turks' growing power and had no choice but to sign an alliance with them. That night, a series of rumbling explosions rang out from Prince Qin's residence. At court the next morning, Li Shimin, sporting two dark circles under his eyes and clutching several little red balls, was beside himself with joy. "Father! Heaven has sent us divine children and bestowed upon me the recipe for Tang explosives!"

He was going to take this treasure and go wild on the northern steppes!

4.

In Les Miserables, Jean Valjean confessed his identity as an escaped convict to Javert out of conscience. Just as he was about to flee again, a horned girl suddenly appeared beside him.

"Sir, please calm down."

She blocked Javert's attack with her scales. "Liyue Harbor's finest lawyer, Yanfei, at your service. My defense is free this time."

5.

London, nineteenth century.

A confident smile appeared on Sherlock Holmes's face. He turned to look at everyone. "Ladies and gentlemen..."

The red-haired boy with two beauty marks beside him said, "The culprit is xx."

Holmes: "...?"

Watson: Now Sherlock will have something to do.

All acts of kindness will eventually cross the universe and come together to light the way home.

Content warnings:

1. Contains many original additions. The Investiture of the Gods and Journey to the West sections favor the Jie Sect, but also follow the idea that "the red lotus, white roots, and green lotus leaves belong to three teachings that were one family from the start."

2. Every time they quick transmigrate to a different world, there are at least two people, one protagonist and one travel companion, so the point of view changes quite a bit.

3. The secret identities are Schrodinger's secret identities: sometimes they're concealed, sometimes they're not.

[Coming soon] Making Games in Teyvat to Become the Richest

Thanks to the very famous Lady Dori, Alia, Dori's childhood best friend, shares her life's dream exactly:

To become the richest person in Teyvat.

But by the time Alia turned eighteen, Dori was already rich enough to rival a nation and was even making plans to build the Palace of Alcazarzaray, while Alia still hadn't found a way to make a fortune.

Then one day, a story about a blond-haired person defeating a dragon and saving Mondstadt made the front page of The Steambird. Only then did Alia, who was in Sumeru, remember: Oh! I'm a transmigrator! I actually transmigrated to Teyvat!

Alia, a hardcore gaming addict: Is there any ideal more noble (profitable) than bringing the ninth art to all of Teyvat? No. There isn't. (Convinced meme.jpg)

And the Akasha Terminal in Sumeru is the perfect platform for games!

Unfortunately, the Akademiya would never allow her to "defile" the Akasha System like that. So Alia decisively ran away from home and joined the Traveler's party, bringing the "walking problem-solving machine of the seven nations" back to Sumeru. They overthrew the Akademiya's rule and, with the help of Lesser Lord Kusanali, turned the Akasha System into a new-age conscious internet that no longer depended on dreams.

Just three months later:

The Fatui's Eleventh Harbinger was hooked on a dress-up game. He set the game's protagonist to be his younger siblings, buying every outfit as soon as it came out, spending money like a whale.

But his taste was truly bizarre: pink children's clothes paired with cyberpunk mechanical boots. His level scores hovered around a C, and he was badly stuck.

Venti even gave up his busking job at the tavern and stayed up all night clearing the rhythm game's levels. Now he was designing all sorts of ridiculously difficult charts, and the game's forum was full of anguished pleas:

Could the big shot with the username "Ehe" please stop making charts that break our fingers? My fingers are twisted into a Liyue knot!

And as for the Geo Archon... Zhongli, what are you doing, Zhongli!

Please don't spend all day watching to see whether your Aranara kid, who's "traveling abroad," has written you a letter, like some empty-nester!

Even Genius Invokation TCG, which had taken Teyvat by storm, came knocking after spotting a business opportunity, inviting Alia to become its Akasha Terminal distributor.

So the next day, the Great General Mahamatra and the Chief Ranger both showed up to work with dark circles under their eyes.

Don't ask. They'd spent all night playing cards online!

Alia finally made a fortune. She and Dori happily high-fived, then exchanged a smile. "My Mora is mine, and their Mora? That's mine too."

[Coming soon] Fleeing Teyvat Overnight

Blurb:

As a fan artist, I drew lots of Genshin Impact fan art.

Like a sexy maid series featuring the men of Teyvat;

Like turning every cute Anemo boy into a cat;

And like gender-swapping Rex Lapis and making him dance the Egyptian shuffle (I refuse to believe nobody wants to see that);

I don't regret getting into Genshin Impact.

But one day, after fainting from staying up all night working on my art, I woke up to find that I had transmigrated to Teyvat. And the fan art I'd drawn had somehow become real in the world of Teyvat. I silently covered my secret identity.

Please, don't let it slip.

*

After transmigrating to Teyvat, I had to get a job to survive.

My first job was as a maid at the Dawn Winery.

I really liked the job, until one day I saw Diluc return to the winery from his nightly patrol dressed in a catgirl outfit.

He, my employer, had the face of a grumpy cat.

I closed my eyes and remembered that this was the first fan art I'd drawn after getting into the fandom.

I understood.

I didn't want to be "sentenced here," so I fled the Dawn Winery overnight.

My second job was as a trainee city guard in Mondstadt.

I really liked the job, until one day I saw Venti busking in public. Suddenly, a flash of green light appeared, and his clothes turned into a maid outfit.

My fingers trembled. I recognized that maid outfit all too well. I'd looked through so many references to design it!

To avoid hearing "Don't even think about reincarnating," I fled Mondstadt overnight.

My third job was Albedo's lab assistant.

I really liked the job, until one day I saw Albedo return from outside wearing black stockings.

My blood surged. Albedo's beautiful legs, prprpr...

I'd drawn Albedo in black stockings too.

I didn't want to try out "This is the moment of birth," so I fled Dragonspine overnight.

My fourth job was as a server at the Wangshu Inn.

I really liked the job, until one day the reclusive young adeptus blushed and covered the new cat tail that had grown behind him.

I was completely numb. Catboy Xiao? I'd drawn a whole series of eight pictures of him!

I didn't want people praising how good the Primordial Jade Winged-Spear on my head looked, so I fled the Wangshu Inn overnight.

After that came gender-swapped Zhongli in divine attire, Tartaglia pole-dancing in a stage outfit, Kamisato Ayato as a mermaid, Cyno as a desert dancer, Alhaitham in an Eremite outfit...

Me: "..."

Got it. Flee Teyvat overnight.

The main story is told in third person.

This story is also known as The Fan Artist Tries to Keep Her Secret Identity Under Wraps.

Theme: All for one, and one for all.