The Fictional Historian Is Busy Making History [Honkai: Star Rail]

[New Novel: Honkai: Star Rail, but an Aeon RPG is now underway] "I used to work as a cleaner at the company. Back then, I was in the Strategic Investment Department. My mop would pass right by Director Aventurine's priceless leather shoes, and everything I heard was breaking news. Oswaldo Schneider had a thing with a Lord Ravager." "What? Which Lord Ravager? More than one!" "Do you know how the company got the Antimatter Legion to withdraw when they clashed? They sent a spaceship to deliver Oswaldo and sacrificed his ass." "It's absolutely true. The spaceship was provided by Diamond." "I also worked for the Xianzhou Alliance, at the Divine Foresight Commission. No, I'm not the housekeeper, and my surname isn't Wang. But I did deliver midnight snacks to General Jing Yuan. One day, I happened to see a piece of historical material the Xianzhou had buried deep..." "General Jing Yuan was a white cat abandoned by the Animal Liberation Society. Dan Feng picked him up, and he became the High-Cloud Quintet's house cat. Later, General Jing Yuan transformed into a human. By day, he worked at the Divine Foresight Commission, and at night, he became the Xianzhou's Cat Hero. His catchphrase was: 'I am thunder! I am the sun! I am the Xianzhou Cat Hero, meow!'" "Penacony, the planet of festivities... My previous job was there. I was Mr. Sunday's butler, and helped him comb those pretty little feathers every day. I know everything that happens in Penacony, big or small. Miss Acheron and Miss Black Swan, oh, they fought all night, and Miss Black Swan's cries were so loud. Mr. Gallagher?" "Haha... Gallagher and I used to be in the same line of work, more or less rivals. Don't listen to that old dog's slander, dear Nameless. I'm just someone looking to hitch a ride to Amphoreus..." "A fictional historian." * The stage is set for fictional history. If you can make things up, come on in. No limits on rumors, and every pairing is fair game. Everyone gets picked on equally. * A first-person comedy, with Bai'e as the pairing. Coming soon: Honkai: Star Rail, but an Aeon RPG Blurb: You downloaded a game called Honkai 5: Aeon Simulator RPG. You had just finished registering and hadn't had a chance to spend money on the game, install a cheat tool to shake things up, or add some cracked-game fun to your character creation settings when you transmigrated. The game System that came with you: [Hey, girl. You're an Aeon now. The Aeon of Malice. You govern the philosophical concept that unites all negative emotions.] [As a newly born Aeon, your Path is not yet stable. From now on, work hard to spread your divine power, broaden your Path, and make the cosmos resound with your name!] You: Try opening the beginner's guide. Oh, hey, there really is a beginner's guide. System: [Aeons need to maintain their dignity, so they can't work in person. You need an Emanator to act as your messenger across the stars. Choose: A. Buy one. B. Kidnap one instead of buying one. C. Abduct one instead of buying one. D. An obtuse angle. E. Aha!] You: ...? You had no intention of breaking the law, and didn't know who this Aha was supposed to be, so you decided to rely on yourself. You: Be born, my secret identities! * Now you needed to stir up some negative emotions to expand your Path. So your secret identities set off on a path of wickedness. The Malice Emanator [Scott] stopped the Astral Express just as it was about to depart, kidnapped the Conductor, and raised a microphone in the train car to sing, "You accursed Astral Express, don't you dare depart!" Pom-Pom: Cracks apart. Himeko: ...? Stelle: Requesting permission to join! Dan Heng, March 7th, and Uncle Yang: ? [Glaring angrily.jpg] [Negative emotion "Betrayal" +5] The Malice Emanator [Zhi|Hu] wrote angsty stories in Belobog and self-published them, plastering them all over Kliperburg: "In the year she was at her lowest, I broke up with her. Behind me, Serval wept and wept, but I never once looked back." Pela: Sob, I ship it! Gepard: Sister... So that's what...? Bronya: Mother, you...? [Negative emotion "Heartache" +7] The Malice Emanator [Gimme That] stole Phantylia's Stellaron on the Xianzhou Luofu, transformed into a giant Ultraman, and became the Luofu storyline's real weekly boss. Phantylia: ? Jing Yuan: Is this supposed to be a surprise attack? Why do we still have to fight? Oh no, the surprise attack is on their side! [Negative emotion "Jealousy" +1; negative emotion "I Don't Want to Work Overtime" +10] The Malice Emanator [Daddy] publicly announced that he had stolen the Watchmaker's legacy, prompting the Family on Penacony to issue a strong condemnation. Gallagher: If you stole the Watchmaker's legacy, then what have I been looking after? Misha: If you stole the Watchmaker's legacy, then who am I? [Negative emotion "Confusion" +2] The Malice Emanator [ctrlc] peddled fake antiques all over Okhema, scamming the young savior and leaving Bai'e bankrupt. Bai'e: Where... is my money? Mydeimos, maybe you could lend me some? Mydeimos: These fake antiques are copies of the relics stolen from Castrum Kremnos! Cipher: Wasn't I supposed to be the one making that money? [Negative emotion "Poverty" +3] You brought far too much negativity to the cosmos. But every time, you still left the world you visited with a grand happy ending. Even though everyone contributed negative emotion points to you every day, their love for you grew just as steadily. *Who knows who the pairing will be. I'll leave it for now. My intuition says it might be Director Recke. Theme: Clear away the fog of history