[Crossover] Not a Teyvat Archon, but a Demon Pillar!

As one of the last legacies of the magical peak of the Age of Gods, Vassago was working a black-market job at the distillery behind his boss Goetia's back when he was pulled into a chat group.

Vassago initially thought he'd been added by mistake. But when he looked closely, he realized: Wow! These were his other seventy-one coworkers! Had they finally joined forces to isolate the Directorate?

Seriously, this was amazing!

Vassago: Someone recommended me for a job at the distillery, then faked their death. Now the Boss says the person who recommended me is an undercover agent. Is it illegal to turn them in?

[Not Doing My Job]: It's not illegal, but it's a scummy thing to do. Poor recommender only wanted a vacation. Don't listen to that heartless boss~

Vassago: An enthusiastic humanoid curse gave me a day job. I completed the mission perfectly, but the boss died suddenly beforehand. Is there any chance I'll still get paid?

[Roaming the Mortal Realm]: By common sense, people generally believe that death cancels debts.

Vassago: That scumbag boss kidnapped his nemesis's brother and left me behind!! What do I do, friends?!

[Best Thing Ever Is Dango Milk]: I mailed you a knife. Remember to wipe the blood off after you finish chopping him up.

Vassago: Workplace bullying. My coworkers and supervisor are all telling me to get lost. Any recommendations for a relaxing travel destination?

[Pink Daifuku]: How pitiful. Why not visit the Grand Narukami Shrine and draw a fortune slip? It's really accurate~

Vassago: Thanks for asking. I'm in Mondstadt, where the wine is delicious, gazing toward Liyue's beautiful top-rated scenic sites. Inazuma is beautiful, but watch out: a fox blogger is spreading false advertising. Sumeru is so green, though it's a shame the mushrooms actually hit people!!

Vassago was enjoying the good life when he never expected that his fellow Demon God Pillars would sneakily follow him too

Mondstadt's famous Hydro idol: How dare you slander Lord Barbatos out of nowhere!

Liyue's premium overworked laborer: For Rex Lapis, wait, we should cross that job off the list!

The pink fox, sweet on the outside and dark within: You call yourself Baal? Have you even looked at whose nation this is?

The Demon God Pillars: Help... us...

Years later, a certain doctor, ready to use the Ten Rings to blow himself up, looked at the empty Temple of Time and let out an anguished scream beyond words:

"Where are my Demon God Pillars?? Where did all those Demon God Pillars go??"

Theme: The human soul always shines brilliantly