How to Find a Boyfriend Who Won't Die at the Black Organization

Name: How to Find a Boyfriend Who Won't Die at the Black Organization
Author: Bai Yanchen

如何在酒厂找到不会死的男友

by Bai Yanchen (白厌宸)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 156k Words
Genre: Danmei (BL)
Era: Alternate History
Updated: 2y ago
Source: JJWXC

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Synopsis

Crazy, messy, melodramatic OOC relationships. Don't read if that's not your thing.

After losing a boyfriend once, Shenmu Xinye, who'd grown up in the distillery, swore that he'd keep things in the family. He'd only look for someone in the distillery, from the same world, who wouldn't get dragged down by him, could help him get over the trauma of his ex leaving, and could spend the rest of his life with him.

But...

His first boyfriend was an undercover agent and died at the hands of his second "boyfriend."

His second "boyfriend" died unexpectedly, and he never even got to see him one last time.

His third boyfriend dumped him over text and then disappeared. When they met again, he was all lovey-dovey with another man.

Amuro Tooru, glaring at Okiya Subaru: ...?

Shenmu Xinye lit a cigarette. Let this world burn. He chose to shut his heart off for good.

The next day, he hooked up with Gin as a bedmate.

Shenmu Xinye smoked a cigarette by the bed. He was so world-weary. Gin refused to be his boyfriend.

On the third day after Shenmu Xinye shut his heart off, the distillery's boss died. He sat on the bed, Gin stood beside him, and his three former boyfriends were at the door.

Shenmu Xinye looked at the three undercover agents who'd made him shut his heart off and completely lost it.

But that wasn't even the most ridiculous part. The most ridiculous part was that his first love, who'd died young after being blown up by a bomb, called him just then...

Please note:

Tags don't necessarily describe the protagonist. This is a free story written purely out of love.

This trope is pretty common, but I still wanted to give it a try.

Warning: OOC, messy relationships, temporarily one-on-one pairings, melodramatic love polygon. Includes a Soviet-era Gin who went off-grid as an undercover agent. No logic, very messy narration. Edits and major revisions may happen. Please heed the warnings.

The author is in their final year of high school, so updates are irregular.

Thesis: Live in the moment, but don't forget your original aspirations.

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Mostly saving stories with fewer than 30,000 favorites. These days, I don't care about the protagonist's gender preference, as long as I'm invested in them. Five stars means highly recommended; most four-star stories are good but unfinished.

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It feels like everyone is confused. Little Shenmu desperately needs complete and passionate love, but no one can save him, and there is no way to get out of the limitations of brainwashing. Hagiwara is the only one who has a unique love for Xiao Shenmu, but he cannot stand in front of the stage and can only watch his former lover move into a second, third, and fourth relationship because of the pain of losing him. Fang Gu's own excessive sense of morality and justice constantly condemned himself, and his many years of undercover experience made him unable to help but indulge in indulgence. Woo woo woo, it all tastes so good! The more restricted texts, the better!
13 likes2y ago
Pin it to the top Because of obsessive-compulsive disorder, I want to revise the whole article but I am afraid that the review will be locked after one revision (Jinjiang has revision restrictions and if you revise too much, you will be put into high-level review), so I plan to open a new book and leave the revision. Here I will briefly revise it and finish the short story quickly. The new book will be more detailed about the settings. The author of obsessive-compulsive disorder is Chuan (crossed out)
11 likes3y ago
Ah, this is too bad. They revealed each other's tacit secret, and were forced to break their trust again. Zero has never looked back towards BE at all QAQ The same goes for the bartender. He was very lively when chatting with Xinya before, but the place where he was kept was the culprit who destroyed his home... He is also very similar to Xinya. Will it prompt Xinya to face reality?
8 likes2y ago
Some wanted to see Xinya commit suicide in front of everyone, but no one had time to stop it.
7 likes2y ago
Did you know Qin Ye was from Su Su's side when you were brainwashed in childhood?!
4 likes2y ago
Will I be able to see that part of the Shura Field in my lifetime?
4 likes2y ago
Some knives are not on the surface but in my heart
3 likes2y ago
I've re-read the previous article. Isn't it now the turn of Mr. Qin mentioned in the article?
3 likes2y ago
Shura Field Reserve +1+1, I want to see the river of blood jpg.
3 likes2y ago
Qwq The menstruation period is here and I'm so weak. I probably won't be able to write anything today qwq My dearest darlings, don't wait (tears)
2 likes2y ago

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