Name: Shirasuna-kun, Always the Same
Author: Xing Ye

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Q: Why can Bai Sha Jun afford to support himself despite taking frequent leaves of absence?

A: Because I get two paychecks, of course!

Bai Sha Xingjie, male, currently employed by the First Investigative Division's Third Violent Crimes Unit of the Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department. He was admitted to the police academy with the lowest score and graduated with honors, also with the lowest score. He was on the verge of graduating straight into unemployment, but luckily the department hired him after all. Hobbies: Gin (his unrequited love), slacking off, and taking leave. Note: an unremarkable undercover agent.

After chasing Gin for ten years with nothing to show for it, Bai Sha Xingjie ran into a newcomer named Rye at the training ground.

Long hair, gorgeous looks, a powerful presence, and a bright future. Saying these two had nothing in common would be wrong. Round it up, and they were practically identical!

Bai Sha Jun: Excuse me, I need to update my profile.

Bai Sha Xingjie, male, currently employed by... Hobbies: Rye, slacking off, and taking leave.

Come on, don't be so inflexible. You've got to know how to adapt!

[Bonus Scene 1]

One day, Rye found himself face-to-face with a young man who had suddenly appeared and blocked his path.

Bai Sha Jun: Your hair is so long, just like Gin's.

Rye: ?

Bai Sha Jun: You're so good-looking, just like Gin.

Rye: ??

Bai Sha Jun: Can I have your phone number?

Rye: No.

Bai Sha Jun: You're so blunt when you turn me down, just like Gin. I like you even more now.

Rye: ???

[Bonus Scene 2]

One day, Bourbon and Scotch ran into their former classmate who had ranked dead last.

Bourbon & Scotch: We're the same!

Bai Sha Jun: Bullshit. Your undercover work and my undercover work are completely different!

* * * * * *

Reader's guide:

1. Updates come when inspiration strikes.

2. Updates come when inspiration strikes, updates come when inspiration strikes.

3. Seriously, updates are very sporadic.

Theme: Don't be inflexible. Learn to adapt.

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Boss, I want to read every unfinished book of yours
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Why is it that Yuan Geng Yuan Geng is marked as finished? QAQ
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How could there be such a penetrating article in this world? I couldn't believe all the judgments given to me by my eyes, ears, nose, tongue, epithelial tissue and nervous system all over my body. If it weren't for the strong blue light emitted from the mobile phone screen and the graphics card so hot it could fry a pork chop, I would have thought I was still dreaming! This article should only be heard a few times in heaven and on earth! You have given me a deep understanding of what it means to have someone outside the world and a world beyond the sky! After reading it, I didn't dare to reply easily. I was extremely worried that my vulgar and extremely boring language would tarnish the rare words in this world. But I still said it because I felt that if I couldn't leave my own footprints behind such a wonderful article, it would be a regret in my life! Please forgive my selfishness! Simimason! No matter how gorgeous the words are, I can't describe the magic of this article, so after using my poor vocabulary and confusing sentence structure to express my words, I just want to say one thing: Why don't you write another article? I'm really eating ashes~
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Why is it suddenly over? 😭 😭 😭 I really like this book
1 like3mo ago
I really want to read every pit of the author. Collect them all. Collect them.
1 like1y ago
Madam, have you decided when to go out to work?
1 like2y ago
Well... This year is 2024. Author update is 2022. (Think)
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Okay, I thought it would be very few, but I didn't expect it to be so few. There is only one chapter.
1 like3y ago
He has already fallen into obscurity in my favorites. Author, please update it as soon as possible. Please
1 like3y ago
Such a lovely article, when will it be updated?
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