After I Was Bound to an Abnormal Fairy Tale System

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You are bound to an abnormal fairy-tale System that lets you randomly draw character cards and gain skills.

You thought fairy tales would be wonderful, but...

After witnessing a murder on Mermaid Island and being chased by a silver-haired man in black, you have nowhere to run, so you draw a card.

[Congratulations, you drew [The Little Mermaid].]

You: ? So I'm the mermaid?!

The silver-haired man's lips curl into a cruel smile as he cuffs your hands.

"I've got you."

*

You go to another world to sell matches and meet two kind high school students who buy them all. You earnestly explain:

"If you strike a match, you can see dead people or important moments!"

Then...

The white-haired high schooler strikes the first match and sees himself dead.

He strikes the second match and sees himself kill his best friend.

The guy with the topknot strikes a match, and sees his junior die.

He strikes another, and sees himself open up his own head.

The two suddenly surround you, looking hostile.

"Come with us."

You: ?

*

You, surrounded by a crowd of men: You call this a fairy-tale System?

System: [We really are a fairy-tale System. You're the one who turned it into a harem showdown :D]

[Friendly reminder: After discovering each other's existence, they've already come after you, Host--]

[Want to draw another card?]

# Absurd comedy with no logic

# Fairy-tale skills, probably a harem showdown, pairing undecided

Theme: Rediscovering the innocence of childhood.