Let Your Master Rub Those Bunny Ears

One-sentence summary: A story about a bad woman tricking her innocent disciple into helping her take revenge

Fu Xiu was once the greatest swordswoman under heaven. Then she died.

Those who had feared her, dreaded her, or been defeated by her finally began throwing their weight around.

They tore down her home, ruined her reputation, and broke her divine sword, even though so many people knew she had once saved the Immortal Realm.

Fu Xiu wasn't quite dead. Looking down at her own scrawny little hands, she sighed. She had become a mortal girl.

Of course she was going to take revenge, but right now she was so hungry she could barely move.

Just as she was about to starve to death, a little monster happened by.

Fu Xiu stopped him. "Young man, you've got good bones. I have a divine cultivation technique here. Give me something to eat, and I'll make sure you can trample the Demon Venerable and punch the Immortal Venerable, becoming invincible under heaven!"

He took a radish from his arms and handed it to Fu Xiu.

"I-I don't want to learn your technique." The rabbit demon had only just begun learning to speak, and stammered as he continued, "I-I'm asking if you know the way to Jingxu Pavilion."

Fu Xiu raised an eyebrow. She knew that place well. It was her home.

"What are you going there for? Aren't you afraid the old monster will eat you?"

"Y-you're not allowed to say bad things about her." The little stutterer drew his sword. "Immortal Maiden Fu Xiu is the, the very best person in the whole world."

"I-I'm going to repay her kindness."

Fu Xiu raised an eyebrow. She couldn't remember doing anyone a favor, but if he wanted to repay her, he could do it right now.

"Become my disciple, and I'll tell you."

Theme: The mortal body can stand alongside the gods