An IF Story, But It's Bourbon

When Furuya decided to run away from home with Dazai, he knew his future would change beyond recognition. But that didn't mean he could accept dreaming of cartoons every night, with an ordinary child as the protagonist. The protagonist is a chuuni detective. The protagonist has a childhood friend. The protagonist gets knocked out and turned into a child... Wait, what? On the day the Port Mafia changed hands, Furuya, who could no longer stand dreaming of an elementary-school detective every night, knocked on the door of the new boss's office. Furuya: Let's sleep together! Dazai: No. I hate cuddling with men. After a chaotic time, Furuya finally understood what his so-called "ability" really did. Furuya: So it's forcing me to watch anime? Dazai (flipping through a book): To be precise, it's receiving information from another world. Furuya: ...Can I unsubscribe? Dazai: Why don't you try texting it? But before Furuya could figure out how to send a text, a new dream found him. In it were endless flights of stairs, a gunshot as a door burst open, and hands smeared with blood that was still warm... And so, a certain infamous blond, dark-skinned information broker defected at lightning speed. The Black Organization gained a new "fake liquor," codenamed Bourbon. By day, he was the organization's most dependable information expert. By night, he was a poor soul force-fed a series from another world. He passed little notes to Dazai Osamu to exchange information, all while diligently... poaching people from the liquor company. As for his four classmates lying dead in a neat row in his dreams? -Sorry, he wouldn't accept that ending. At a meeting after he changed sides Rum: Bourbon, about this deal with the Port Mafia... Toru: Don't look at me. I'm not doing it. Rum: It's an order from the organization. Don't forget, if it weren't for us, you wouldn't be here! Toru: ...Fine. Rum: If it weren't for you, the Port Mafia wouldn't be so brazen! Toru: If it weren't for me, do you think you'd still be holding meetings here? Before you read: 1. The protagonist is Toru. I'm terrible at writing blurbs, so I strongly recommend clicking in and checking it out [serious face]. 2. There will be a plotline where Toru goes to Hollywood to act. 3. This is a crossover with the Bungo Stray Dogs IF route. The first part leans more toward Bungo Stray Dogs, while the latter part leans more toward Detective Conan. 4. It starts slowly, but please don't wait until it's complete to read it, okay? QAQ 5. I'll add more if I think of anything. Theme: Even if they don't know each other, I still hope they can be happy