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Fresh out of college, Lin Zichu inexplicably receives an invitation to work as a preschool teacher at a private kindergarten run by the Meng Cang Group.
Unable to find a job, Lin Zichu decides to give it a try. But when he sees the word "youngling" on the invitation, he's speechless. Why call children "younglings" instead of, well, children?
Looking at the kindergarten, which has only five kids, Lin Zichu can't help marveling at how wealthy the Meng Cang Group must be.
After Lin Zichu starts working for the Meng Cang Group, his worldview rapidly falls apart. It turns out the Meng Cang Group isn't just a corporation, it's also...
A child transforms right in the middle of class: the chubby little kid becomes a kitten that can only meow.
There is the Jiufeng, with a bird's body, a human face, and the horrifying addition of nine heads; the Tu Lou, which looks like a sheep, has four horns, and eats people; a beast that looks like a wildcat but is called a Tiangou; and the Bifang bird, whose mere appearance somehow causes fires. Strange events and species appear one after another, more than anyone can count.
Lin Zichu: Maybe I'm still dreaming.
Yin Chen: Dreaming? Then let me introduce you to this marvelous world.
[Excerpt One]
On the first day of class, Lin Zichu asks, "How about you all introduce yourselves?"
Kid Number One: "I'm a panda youngling. I'm 50 years old."
Kid Number Two is a shy little girl: "I'm a fox youngling. I'm 50 years old too."
Kid Number Three: "I'm a Feifei youngling. I'm 80 years old, and I'm very well-behaved."
Kid Number Four says timidly, "I'm a kitten youngling. I'm 35 years old."
Kid Number Five says proudly, "I'm a dragon youngling. I'm 100 years old."
At first, Lin Zichu thinks: Heh, heh. These kids sure have great imaginations.
Later, after learning the truth, Lin Zichu is moved to tears. So I'm the clown here.
[Excerpt Two]
After his worldview is shaken for the first time, Lin Zichu tries to quit, but the person in charge of the Meng Cang Group turns him down.
Unconvinced, Lin Zichu goes to demand an explanation.
Yin Chen, the person in charge: "Getting an invitation proves you're suited to this job. Have you ever considered that you might not be human?"
Lin Zichu: "You're the one who's not human! Your whole family isn't human!"
Yin Chen: "You're right. My whole family consists of just me, but I really am not human."
Lin Zichu's eyes widen in horror. Help!
Much later, Lin Zichu curls up in Yin Chen's arms and complains. He really isn't human after all. Sob, sob.
Gentle kindergarten teacher Zhi Chu, bottom, x stingy, hypocritical Azure Dragon, top
The blurb was screenshotted on July 27, 2022.
Coming soon: "After the Kid Reality Show, Their Dad Came Looking for Them"
An Xu is a C-list celebrity. One day, he wakes up to discover that five years have passed. He still has no car, no house, and no savings, but now he has a pair of biological twins, a boy and a girl.
Even more terrifying, he realizes that the world he's in is actually a book, and he's one of its characters.
The book is a story about a domineering CEO falling in love with the protagonist, with the added delights of raising and spoiling a child.
But none of that has anything to do with him. He's just cannon fodder, there to serve as a foil to the gentle, kind, and loving protagonist.
In the book, he and the protagonist take part in a reality show about parenting. On the show, he's sinister and vicious, with no love for his children. He hits and scolds them, deliberately leaves them hungry, gives them the cold shoulder, and constantly makes trouble for the protagonist. Once the show airs, viewers condemn him en masse. In the end, he not only loses his job, but is also sent to prison, while his two children are sent to an orphanage.
After awakening, An Xu kicks over a stool. "To hell with this! He's lived this long, so how could he not know what kind of person he is? Even without those five years of memories, he still knows exactly who he is."
Even if these kids appeared out of nowhere, they're still his precious babies.
So, during a show task where the dads and their little ones have to make dinner together,
The other families say: "Wow, my baby is so capable! My baby is amazing!"
At An Xu's house, it's: "Son, let me do that. Sweetheart, don't move. Daddy's got it."
But An Xu, who never sets foot in the kitchen, turns it into a complete mess. The kids sigh and have to clean up their old dad's disaster. The twins even humor him, saying, "Daddy's amazing! Daddy's so great!"
An Xu: Raising kids is hard. Nine days of sighing!
Who would have guessed that after the show aired, An Xu and the kids would become famous? Before long, a man who looks about seventy percent like the children shows up at their door.
Gu Bohuai: "You and the kids have suffered all these years. I'm here to take you home."
An Xu: "Who are you?"
Gu Bohuai: "I'm your man, and the kids' father."
An Xu sneers: "You say so, and that makes it true? Where have you been all this time?"
Gu Bohuai, awkwardly: "If I told you I was in a car accident and lost my memory, would you believe me?"
An Xu, expressionless: "Do you believe it yourself?"
Gu Bohuai: "I do."
An Xu: "..."
Theme: Embrace tolerance and build a better life together
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More articles about Buddhism, read articles about Buddhism ~
More articles about Buddhism, read articles about Buddhism ~
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