After Bringing My Ex-Husband and His Five-Year-Old Self on a Parenting Variety Show

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After transmigrating into the secret wife of movie star Mu Lixing, An Yu deliberately drove things to the point where she got a divorce agreement. Now she was ready to take her huge settlement and run, living the carefree life of a wealthy single woman.

Then a five-year-old boy dropped out of nowhere and stopped her in her tracks.

Looking at his exquisitely handsome features, an exact copy of Mu Lixing's, and the injuries he had somehow acquired, An Yu felt her heart ache. At the same time, she could practically see a green prairie sprouting above her head.

Damn it, the jerk had always claimed to be pure and chaste. During their two years of secret marriage, he hadn't even touched the original owner, and yet somehow he'd managed to have an illegitimate child. What a perfect man in his fans' eyes. Just wonderful!

The next moment, when she asked the child his name, he timidly replied, "My name is Mu Lixing."

An Yu: "..."

*

Mu Lixing was about to join a parenting variety show, teaming up with a top-tier female star and an ordinary child to form a trial family. Then the media broke the explosive news that he had secretly married and had a child.

With public opinion spiraling out of control, the production team and his manager discussed it and came to a decision: Why not have your family of three go on the show yourselves?

Mu Lixing: "?"

I'm supposed to take my recently divorced wife and my five-year-old self on a parenting show?

Later, during filming...

Mu Lixing watched his troublesome ex-wife take the child river fishing, chase geese at the village entrance, have mud fights in a muddy pit, and form a kids' alliance to rule the roost... Somehow, she turned a withdrawn, gloomy child into a hilarious little guy who let loose and did whatever he wanted.

Mu Lixing: Maybe we shouldn't have gotten divorced...

Later still, a reporter asked An Yu why she had agreed to join her husband on the show.

An Yu: I had no choice. He offered way too much.

Also, using little Mu Lixing to rile up big Mu Lixing is just too much fun~

[Reader Advisory]

1. The male lead grows over time. He's not perfect, but he'll gradually improve.

2. This isn't a career-focused wish-fulfillment story or a child-rearing novel. All the melodrama and implausible events are there to bring the leads together.

3. Please keep comments friendly and discussions reasonable.

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Yan Qingqing was a roast video creator with tens of millions of followers. With her sharp, venomous tongue, she gave the whole internet her scathing opinions and made countless enemies in the entertainment industry.

One day, after working herself to death making videos, she transmigrated into a novel as a cannon-fodder supporting actress buried under a mountain of scandals, with people demanding she get out of show business.

Yan Qingqing: If they want me gone, I'll go. Wouldn't it be better to return to my old job and make a little money?

Before long...

"Desperate Actor: Scatter some rice on the ground, and even a chicken could act better than you. My advice is to change careers while you still can."

"Rich Young Master? You can fool your sisters, but don't fool yourself ^_^"

"The biggest joke of the year: the pride of national TV dramas, a billion-yuan production! Do you really think the viewers are brainless?"

Her videos appeared out of nowhere and swept across the front pages of every major platform.

Yan Qingqing's "I'm Just Here for the Laughs" roast account went viral, and, unsurprisingly, she once again became the internet's public enemy.

Yan Qingqing: Whatever. Counting money is all that matters.

Some time later...

The desperate actor switched to singing, discovered his talent, and took the music industry by storm.

The rich young master was exposed as a debt-dodging deadbeat who had scammed both his fans and his creditors.

Several people involved in the pride of national TV dramas made appearances on a legal affairs program, turning it into a source of shame for the industry.

Netizens: Well, would you look at that! The "here for the laughs" girl played the prophet. Get her! (Just kidding.) We love her!

*

Top-tier star Gu Cen was a walking storm in the entertainment industry. The moment his tag appeared, the topic would trend.

As a money-loving girl who was just here for the laughs, Yan Qingqing naturally wasn't going to pass up such a huge walking "vault."

Until one day, while working late on a video at the filming set, she heard a low, magnetic voice behind her:

"Always handsome, always stubborn, always refusing to admit you're dating..."

"Are you talking about me and you?"

Yan Qingqing: "?"

Oh no, her secret identity was exposed!

Wait, who had he just said was dating whom?

A money-loving, fun-seeking woman who just wants to coast in show business vs. a masochistic top-tier male star who believes that if he's hated enough, he'll naturally be loved

Premise: A happy childhood can heal you for a lifetime.