[Blurb]
After transmigrating into a novel as a fake, pretentious, scandal-ridden cannon-fodder supporting actress whom netizens constantly tell to get out of showbiz, Qiao Yiyi gets bound to an animal-trait System.
A dog's sense of smell, a fish's agility, a bat's echolocation...
Qiao Yiyi: This golden finger... is honestly kind of useless.
System: Want me to take it back?
Qiao Yiyi: Never mind. I'll make do.
And so the attention-seeking actress who used to rely on fake publicity stunts suddenly changes her tune...
At an imitation contest, Qiao Yiyi mimics dozens of birdcalls, each one sweet and lifelike. Netizens: Is this the long-lost art of vocal mimicry?
When the police hit a dead end in an investigation, Qiao Yiyi uses her keen sense of smell to help them catch the criminal. The authorities send her a commendation banner: Ever considered becoming an investigative consultant for us?
When the cast of an outdoor show gets stranded in the mountains, Qiao Yiyi uses echolocation to lead everyone to safety. The other guests: Thank you, Yiyi, for giving us a new lease on life.
At the celebrity sports meet, all the company's female stars refuse to participate, so they put Qiao Yiyi forward. No one expects her to amaze the whole crowd with a fish's fluidity, a leopard's agility, and a kangaroo's jumping ability... Netizens: When did she become a master of ten sports?
No one tells Qiao Yiyi to get out of showbiz anymore.
Instead, they camp out on her Weibo every day: Wife, come here for a hug! What other tricks have you got up your sleeve?
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As everyone knows, Best Actor He Yao has a phobia of close contact and doesn't like getting too close to people.
But at a celebration banquet, Qiao Yiyi gets drunk and accidentally selects the cat trait, then rubs herself against He Yao's arm.
Everyone assumes He Yao will shove her away in disgust.
Instead, they see him lower his head and gently kiss her between the brows...
[Coming soon] "All-Round Supporting Actress, Getting Rich by Roasting Everyone"
Yan Qingqing is a roaster with tens of millions of followers. Her razor-sharp tongue delivers scathing critiques across the internet, earning her countless enemies in showbiz.
One day, she works herself to death making a video and wakes up transmigrated into a novel as a scandal-ridden cannon-fodder supporting actress whom everyone tells to get out of showbiz.
Yan Qingqing: Fine, I'll leave. Wouldn't it be better to go back to my old job and make some easy money?
Not long after...
*The Desperate Actor: Scatter Some Rice on the Ground, and Even a Chicken Could Act Better. My Advice? Change Careers While You Still Can.*
*Rich Young Master? You Can Lie to Us, But Don't Lie to Yourself ^_^*
*The Biggest Joke of the Year: The Pride of Chinese Drama, a Ten-Billion-Yuan Production! Do You Really Think We Have No Brains?*
Her videos appear out of nowhere and take over the front pages of every platform.
Yan Qingqing's "I'm just here for the laughs" roasting account goes viral, and, unsurprisingly, she once again becomes the enemy of the entire internet.
Yan Qingqing: Whatever. Counting money is all that matters.
Some time later...
The desperate actor switches to singing, discovers a hidden talent, and conquers the music scene.
The rich young master is exposed as a deadbeat drowning in debt, scamming fans out of money.
The Pride of Chinese Drama becomes the Shame of Chinese Drama after several people involved in the production make appearances on a legal affairs program.
Netizens: Holy cow, the "just here for the laughs" girl is a prophet! Take her out, take her out (just kidding). We love her!
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Top-tier star Gu Cen has a reputation for stirring up a storm wherever he goes. Put his tag on anything, and the topic will explode.
As a money-loving prankster, Yan Qingqing would never pass up such a huge walking "cash cow."
Until one day, while staying up late on set to work on a video, she hears a deep, magnetic voice behind her...
"Always handsome, always stubborn, always refusing to admit to a relationship..."
"Are you talking about a relationship between you and me?"
Yan Qingqing: "?"
Oh no, her secret identity is blown!
Wait, who did he say was in a relationship?
A money-loving, fun-seeking woman who just wants to coast through showbiz vs. a masochistic top-tier star who believes that the more he gets hated on, the more people will love him
Theme: Everyone is born with a talent that can be put to use
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I read it in one sitting, I loved it!
I read it all in one breath, so cool!
Spread flowers~Congratulations on the completion~
Congratulations on the completion~hugs big w
Shouldn't you be handed over to the state?
O(≧v≦)o
(???□?)?*? Is this the end?
"Price" is a huge thorn in the side of the author~ It's "driving"
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on