[Synopsis]
Jiang Ninglu was kidnapped as a child and grew up in poverty and abuse.
After she was pushed into the water as a cruel prank, she learned that she was the villainess who would turn evil in a novel.
The good news: Knowing the plot gives her a chance to rewrite her fate, and she's bound to a "superpower" System.
The bad news: Make anyone vomit on command, a guide to sorting garbage, teleport and switch places within a one-meter radius, idioms that involve animals taken literally...
These superpowers seem completely useless.
System: Dear, grow toward the sun. Even from the depths of a mire, you can turn things around!
Jiang Ninglu: Thanks, but I'll choose to turn evil.
A laid-back island variety show...
Jiang Ninglu plans to give the rising star who pushed her into the water a taste of her own medicine, but is forced to activate her "make anyone vomit on command" superpower.
That night, the pampered heiress, always surrounded by admirers, takes a rare turn in the kitchen, hoping everyone will shower her with praise.
The rising star gushes about the food while vomiting nonstop, and the heiress's face instantly darkens.
Online viewers: What a two-faced little white lotus.
Not long after, the rising star is exposed for dating three people at once. Her love triangle explodes in scandal, and she's blacklisted across the internet.
Jiang Ninglu: ?
A commercial endorsement...
She's roped into writing snarky reviews of several popular male entertainers she works with, then asked which one she would pick as a boyfriend.
Jiang Ninglu brings out her white-lotus acting skills. She's about to say, "My dear brothers' biggest flaw is that they have no flaws. I'm not worthy of them," when she turns around and draws four garbage cans on the whiteboard, sorting the male entertainers' names into them one by one.
Then she gives her answer: "I'm not looking for a boyfriend in a trash can."
The day's trending headline: #JiangNingluGetOutOfTheEntertainmentIndustry#
But she doesn't leave... One by one, her dear brothers' careers crash and burn.
A wilderness survival show...
Jiang Ninglu is assigned to the resource-poorest survival zone. When she's starving, she activates her "literal animal idioms" superpower.
Waiting by a tree for a rabbit: She really does catch a rabbit.
One stone, two birds: She throws a stone and knocks down two birds.
Pointing to the sky and shooting a fish: A flying fish falls from the sky...
And when the group is attacked by wolves, she "dances with wolves," exhausting them and buying everyone time to survive.
Her teammates cling to her: Boss, take us with you!
Jiang Ninglu becomes famous, and her attempt to turn evil fails.
The people who used to bully her no longer dare to bother her, and she gains a crowd of devoted fans.
Her wealthy biological parents regret everything and beg her to come home.
Jiang Ninglu, who now uses her "guide to sorting garbage" as an investment indicator: "Don't drag me into this. I'm busy making money."
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Ying Chong first meets Jiang Ninglu at a drinking party. The young woman is timidly pouring drinks when she's bullied, and accidentally spills a glass of red wine on him.
Looking at her frightened face, on the verge of tears, Ying Chong inexplicably softens and steps in to help her.
The next moment, he sees her in the restroom, in disguise, pulling a garbage can over the head of the man who bullied her and kicking him hard between the legs.
Ying Chong: ...
A white lotus on the outside, a scheming black heart within, and a master of disguise vs. a powerful business tycoon who saw through her from the start and quietly watches her put on a show, only to fall for her body and soul.
[Pre-release] "The All-Round Villainess Gets Rich by Roasting People"
Yan Qingqing is a roasting video creator with tens of millions of followers. With her sharp, poisonous tongue, she critiques the whole internet and has made countless enemies in the entertainment industry.
One day, she works herself to death making videos and transmigrates into a novel as a doomed female supporting character with a scandal-ridden reputation, whom everyone is telling to get out of the entertainment industry.
Yan Qingqing: If they want me out, then I'm out. Wouldn't it be better to go back to my old job and make a little money?
Before long...
"An Actor in Despair: Scatter some rice on the floor. Even a chicken could act better than you. My advice is to change careers before it's too late."
"A Young Master from a Wealthy Family? You can fool us, but don't fool yourself ^_^"
"The biggest joke of the year: the light of Chinese television, a billion-yuan production! Do you really think ordinary people are brainless?"
Her videos burst onto the scene and take over the homepages of every major platform.
Yan Qingqing's roasting account, "I'm Just Here for the Laughs," goes viral, and she inevitably becomes public enemy number one all over again.
Yan Qingqing: Whatever. Counting money is fun enough.
Some time later...
The desperate actor switches to singing, discovers his talent, and sweeps the music industry.
The young master from the wealthy family is exposed as a debt-dodging deadbeat who deceived both his fans and his creditors.
The light of Chinese television becomes the shame of Chinese television after several people involved in the show are featured on a legal affairs program.
Online viewers: Damn, the "just here for the laughs" girl called it like a fortune-teller! Take her out! (Just kidding.) We love her!
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Top-tier star Gu Cen is a walking storm in the entertainment industry. Just tag him, and the topic will blow up.
Yan Qingqing is a money-loving jokester, so of course she won't pass up such a huge walking "treasure trove."
Until one day, while staying up late on set to work on a video, she hears a low, magnetic voice behind her...
"Always handsome, always stubborn, always refusing to admit you're dating..."
"When you say dating, do you mean you and me?"
Yan Qingqing: ?
Oh no, my secret identity is exposed!
Wait, who did he say was dating whom?
A money-loving jokester who just wants to coast in the entertainment industry vs. a top-tier star with a masochistic streak who believes that the more he's hated, the more he'll be loved.
Theme: Even from the depths of a mire, you can turn things around.
Hahahahahahaha, the male protagonist is such a clever guy, but our female protagonist doesn't want to have any contact with those so-called biological family members.
Not only the scumbag mother and scumbag brother, I also really want to know the fate of the scumbag named Jiang. Don't wait until the scumbag named Jiang gets a good outcome in the end...
★Update time: 6-9pm every night, finish writing early and post early. If something happens, I will ask for leave! Please collect it from the treasures passing by~ ★Push to receive advance payment: 1. "All-round female supporting role, complaining about getting rich": Arsenic/Shuang Xiaozui Lezi Ren commented on the entertainment industry. 2. "Pretending to be a beauty, leaving no humanity": After leaving my husband and children, I spent money to become the "only sister" in the entertainment industry. 3. "Miss Zhuang is also very confused today": When all the thoughts in the mind of the person who has a crush on me turn into reality...
Damn it, such a short TAT
But I feel so sorry for the heroine, she was so shocked
Marriage first, love later? I have to write 100,000 words to see my sincerity (read it in a twisted way) (sprinkle flowers in a dark way)
(Reading it with a twist) (Spreading flowers in a dark way)
This father is so disgusting, even more disgusting than this mother
This bloody shit hahahahahahahahaha
Who doesn't love to see a slap in the face? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha that TAT will be finished so soon, but will there be a love line in the extra episode?