My Wife Is Actually a Beautiful, Strong Tragic Hero

[This story is now complete. Thank you all for your support! If you bought the full story, please leave it a rating. Mwah~] My name is Mina Jiashia. I had just graduated from middle school when my dad dumped me in the primeval forest, and a blond boy found me and took me home. He was handsome, simplehearted, and domestic. He could cook, hunt, and sew, and my cheesy pick-up lines always made him blush and set his heart racing. He was totally my ideal wife! So, after I relentlessly pestered him, the simplehearted boy agreed to marry me once we were adults. But after summer vacation, Dad dragged me back home. With tears in my eyes, I told him I would definitely come back to marry him, and tears shimmered in his beautiful eyes too. But life is full of surprises. * When we met again, I was a wandering artist searching everywhere for my muse, and I found the wife I thought had died years ago. The simplehearted boy was now wearing a shirt and slacks, blood caked on his face. He raised his gun and took out a bunch of robbers, then shot me a dangerous, icy glance. “Stay away from me.” So damn cool, and such a challenge. I fell in love at first sight all over again. So I pinned him against the wall, grinned shamelessly, and launched into some cheesy pick-up lines. “Just say you love me, and I’ll give you my life.” He looked cool and exasperated, then turned and walked away, but his ears were still red. So I didn't lose heart. I was an expert at pestering people, and eventually he lowered his head again. “Mina… I only have you.” “Yay! Come kiss me!” “…Is that all you ever think about?” “Mm, no, I also have **%GU￥… (some things that can't be broadcast)” Every wish I make from now on is this: may Kura and I safely make it to the new year. #MyBeautifulTragicWifeIsActuallySoDomestic# #HelpMyWifeUntieHerHeart# #EveryoneNeedsToKnowAboutThisBlondBeauty# Reader's guide: 1. A story full of affection, with me showering Kura with love. Guaranteed happy ending. 2. Around 200,000 words. The heroine is a somewhat assertive, quirky young lady. 3. Nothing happens before they're adults. 4. Some things are my own additions, so please forgive any out-of-character moments. My upcoming stories: 1. "Don't Try to Romance Gin Again" Hanakaiin Haruna gets trapped in the game "Ultra-Realistic RPG: Love and the Black Organization", where she becomes a pixel character with rosy lips and white teeth… and beady eyes. She's also bound to a livestreaming system. …Well, a pixel character is fine. The art style is pretty cozy, and the romance targets look kind of cute too. It's just that some of the comments make her think her stream might get banned. [Vermouth, big sis, bury me!] [I want to see the streamer and the four Whiskey Group members do a four-person playthrough!] [Take a good look, this man is called Gin, and he's an untouchable beauty…] Hanakaiin Haruna: “…” The viewers had a ton of requests, but worried that she'd be reported for hosting a sex party, she thought it over and decided to play it safe and start by romancing that untouchable beauty. The results? A complete disaster :) * On her first playthrough, she chose to be a mole for the good guys, hoping for a grand romance of love and rivalry. The result [The man looked disgusted, shot you dead, and told you that he hated rats more than anything.] On her second playthrough, she became a loyal underling on the bad guys' side, hoping that love would blossom over time. Surely that would work? The result [You became the man's human shield, taking a bullet for him. He coolly said the organization had no use for dead weight.] On her third playthrough, Hanakaiin Haruna wound up with a strange identity. [You became a hostage of the organization, and the man sent you off to be a test subject for a new drug.] With a morality stat of just 3 to begin with, Hanakaiin Haruna completely lost it. I'm out of here! * Hanakaiin Haruna was happily cuddling up to handsome men on both sides. The Whiskey Group really was great, and cuddling with a big-busted older sister was lovely too. She'd cuddle one, then another. Now she could finally go home. Why on earth had she ever thought it was a good idea to romance Gin? The next second, she was handed the full confinement package. The flexible young woman was chained by the wrists and locked in a pitch-dark dungeon, her skirt hem stained with mud. The silver-haired killer sat astride a chair. His sharp, stern features were unchanged, but this time there was no whip or pepper spray. He only looked at her with an unreadable expression. Hanakaiin Haruna wondered: [I didn't steal any secrets this playthrough, and I didn't steal his underwear either. What's his problem?] The System was silent too: […Maybe you've heard of Lima syndrome?] 2. "Everyone Who Likes Me Is a Freak" Mecha fanatic Ruan Xi binds herself to a system and transmigrates to a futuristic interstellar world. The good news is that civilization is advanced, colorful mechas are everywhere, and they can cross thousands of light-years in an instant. She's thrilled and ready to make her mark. System: You're getting excited too soon. There's bad news too. Ruan Xi: What? System: We've transmigrated into an interstellar ABO novel, and you're the heroine. Ruan Xi: … And every one of the four male leads is more twisted than the last. Her junior, who's pretending to be a beta alongside her, seems like a gentle, aloof dreamboat, but is actually a yandere, scheming omega. His possessiveness has him constantly thinking of ways to cut his big sister off from everyone else. Under the moonlight, among the roses, the flushed blond young man smiled with an innocent yet uncanny expression. “Why can't you look only at me, Big Sis?” The unethical, sexually frigid campus doctor cares only about research. He uses a secret to force her into experiments. In public, he's a noble, celibate angel, but beneath the mask his wicked desires for her are growing out of control. He held a sharp scalpel in one hand. A cool liquid entered the syringe. “This is just a relaxant. Do you really think I'd do anything to you?” Her laid-back classmate is on another level. Not only is he a hot rebel prince, he tries to persuade her to betray her country and may have a cuckold fetish. The flirtatious young man ran a hand through his blazing red hair and spoke into her ear in a cloying voice. “Being with an omega can't satisfy you, can it? Let me help.” The ruling general is an upright man. Countless people have fallen for him, though you'd never know it from his indifferent expression above his suit trousers. But he suffers from severe alpha supremacy syndrome. He admires her, yet wants to confine her and turn her into a parasitic vine that can only cling to an alpha. He looked down at her as if he were only thinking of her best interests. “I admire you, but an omega shouldn't be running around outside.” Ruan Si sneered. All you annoying creeps can get lost. #IRefuseToPlayByTheRules# #CareerFirst,RomanceLater# #KillKillKill# 2. "Hands Off My Puppy" I woke up with no memories and stabbed the person who called herself my “mom.” What kind of decent person is a weird auntie with stitches circling her head? What? I'm not an outlaw or an orphan. I'm just a little sick. After being adopted and sent back three times, I finally found a family willing to take me in. The teachers at the group home set out a whole table of drinks to celebrate. On my first day in Miyagi Prefecture, my adoptive parent's little grandson had soft pink hair. He blinked his watery eyes and greeted me curiously. At first, I thought: I hate clingy, soft little puppies like this. Stay away from me. By the middle, the big-eyed, thick-browed puppy was doing all the housework… My conscience was pretty small, so I decided to be a little nicer to him. In the end, I suddenly realized that I was spending all day burying my face in the puppy's abs, cuddling and nuzzling him, and forbidding anyone else from getting close. Oh no. I seem to have developed a serious attachment to the puppy. Whatever, I'll just keep cuddling him. * After Grandpa passed away, Yuji lost contact with his childhood friend after the jujutsu world sentenced him to a suspended death sentence for swallowing a new kind of chicken foot. He was very worried about his sickly childhood friend, because she really was so frail. Her hands swelled if she did housework, her legs hurt if she walked too far, and her heart hurt when she saw him teaching girls to play volleyball… Kugisaki complained, “…You've definitely been manipulated.” Yuji scratched his head. He hadn't even mentioned that she had an illness that made her dizzy if she couldn't touch his abs. Anyway, she really couldn't manage on her own. Ah, he was so worried. Then came the Shibuya Incident, and a pervert pinched his mouth open and fed him a new kind of chicken foot. His sickly childhood friend, knife in hand, slaughtered the pervert. As Yuji watched in astonishment, she smiled eerily. “Hands off my puppy~” 3. "After Games Became People, I Tormented the Whole World" After being stimulated by a strange force, Greedy Island awakened to its own consciousness. It was swept through a temporal rift and transmigrated to another world. Its true form was a game called Greed Island. Players could choose side games such as farming simulations, romance management, and role-playing. They could also earn a wealth of rewards (some of them strange) and experience a different life. The problem was that it needed people to play it to stay active. Otherwise, its consciousness would fall dormant once again. So it set out to find players. [Part One:] On their way to queue up for a game bonus in Akihabara, a group of problem students from Tokyo Jujutsu High were stopped by an exquisite, beautiful young man. He blinked his watery eyes and asked, “Hello. Would you like to play with me?” Gojo Satoru: That sudden seduction nearly threw out my back. Geto Suguru: What do you do when a strange boy suddenly invites you and your friend to have a threesome? Asking for a friend! [Part Two:] Gin suspected the Boss had fallen for a scam targeting the elderly. He appointed some unknown boy as the person in charge and ordered everyone in the organization to play a murder mystery game. So everyone in the organization was told to put on painfully pretty lace dresses. The rebellious members naturally refused. [Mission penalty: The person with the lowest score must drink a truth serum.] The Whiskey Group: ! Wearing women's clothes is an essential skill too, right! The only person who obeyed the Boss, wicked stepmother Gin, narrowed his eyes dangerously. Why did the atmosphere feel so strange? [Part Three: The Athletic Boys] * After the beta test ended, Greedy Island decided things had gone pretty well and sent out a heartfelt shout to all of Japan The Greed Island VR game: Made by Greedy Island, so you know it's top quality! Never been in love and want to give it a try? No problem! Even a chubby person can have a wonderful encounter in the City of Romance! Want to punish your scumbag boyfriend? No problem! Get the Pregnancy Stone and let him experience the joy of giving birth! Work too hard and losing your hair? No problem! Use the Elder's Hair-Growth Potion and you can grow hair anywhere! What are you waiting for? Come play now! The victims, who asked to remain anonymous: Run! My completed stories: "My Slacker Life Was Forced Into Becoming the Star Plasma Vessel Cult Leader", "Romancing Hot Guys With My Fake Identities" Theme: Though life may bring many hardships, the dawn will eventually come