I Wanted to Coast, but Was Forced to Become the Leader of the Panxing Cult

Shendai Qianfeng transmigrated one day. She had worked herself to the bone in her previous life, so this time she decided to make a grand show of slacking off. In elementary school, she planned to slack off at Teitan Elementary and lead her classmates in a happy, carefree life, but her brothers from the Police Academy Group, all workaholics, dragged her into the grind. Curly-haired brother: I want to raise my little sister into tomorrow's star! Shendai Qianfeng: (collapsed with exhaustion) Do I look like I have what it takes? In middle school, she wanted to slack off at Teiko Middle School, but the red-haired captain tricked her into becoming the basketball team's manager. All she could do was try to reform the crazed Rainbow Team with a smile. Red-haired captain: Thanks to you, we never gave up on each other. Shendai Qianfeng: (a bitter smile) What else could I do? I could only forgive you all, just like Father. In high school, she wanted to slack off at Tokyo Jujutsu High. She heard that there were no classes and you got paid, but her plan fell through when she was tricked into working nonstop, seven days a week. Black-and-white DK duo: Anyone want to cuddle with two handsome, young DKs? Shendai Qianfeng: (pushing them aside) Don't block me. I'll be able to rest as soon as I finish this job! In the end, she sadly realized that slacking off was impossible. Fine, then, she would work herself to the bone! Hahaha, I, Qianfeng, refuse to be human! * Shendai Qianfeng transformed into the leader of the Star Religious Group. Every day, she bathed and burned incense, taught the followers about compulsory education, encouraged the winery next door to transform its business into a new energy vehicle factory, or peeled oranges in the backyard. Watered-down winery / senior officials, old tangerines: Are you plotting a rebellion? She covered her lips with a smile: I'm creating a bright future for everyone! But on her way to becoming the leader, there were always people trying to hold her back, crying and begging her not to turn bad (not really). Black-haired bun: (reaching out in distress) Is there anything we can't face together? White-haired jerk cat: (excited) Different sides make it even more thrilling! Dark-skinned hot guy: (pondering) What exactly is she plotting? Red-haired split personality: (sinking together with her) Whatever you want, I'll help you. Shendai Qianfeng, who had just been named one of the city's Outstanding Youths yesterday: ...What strange things are you all imagining? This story is also known as Reborn, I Wanted to Slack Off but Got Swept Up in the Grind Again and Those Days When Everyone Around Me and I Made Each Other Miserable. Reading Guide: 1. A slow start, with silly everyday antics and everyone making life difficult for each other, before the story turns serious later on. 2. Many one-sided crushes; the final pairing is Geto. 3. A huge crossover mashup, with plenty of scenes where everyone overthinks everything. 4. Very freewheeling, full of bad puns, with OOC characterization and headcanons overflowing everywhere. Coming Soon: Don't Try to Romance Gin Again Hanakaiin Haruna is trapped in the game Ultra-Realistic RPG: Love and the Distillery, where she becomes a pixel character with rosy lips and pearly teeth... and beady little eyes. She is also bound to a livestream System. ...Well, a pixel character is a pixel character. The art style is pretty warm and cozy, and the romance options look kind of cute too. It's just that the comments occasionally make her think the stream might get banned. [Belmode, big sis, let me bury my face in you!] [I want to see the streamer have a four-person play session with the Whiskey Trio!] [Look closely, this man is called Gin, and he's an aloof, unattainable beauty...] Hanakaiin Haruna: ... Though the viewers had an awful lot of demands, she was afraid of being reported for hosting an orgy, so after much thought, she decided to play it safe and start by romancing that aloof beauty. The results were, well, too awful to look at :) * On her first playthrough, she chose to become a spy for the good guys, hoping for a legendary romance of love and mutual destruction. Instead [The man looks at you with disgust, shoots you dead, and says that he hates rats more than anything.] On her second playthrough, she became a fiercely loyal underling on the bad guys' side, hoping that love would grow over time. Surely that would work, right? Instead [You become a human shield for the man, taking a bullet for him. He looks at you coolly and says the organization has no use for dead weight.] On her third playthrough, Hanakaiin Haruna even got a strange role. [You become a hostage of the organization and are sent by the man to be a test subject for experimental drugs.] Hanakaiin Haruna, whose morality stat was only 3 to begin with, completely snapped. That's it, I'm out of here! * Hanakaiin Haruna happily drapes herself over people on both sides. The Whiskey Trio is obviously wonderful, and cuddling up to a gorgeous big-sister type is great too. She cuddles one, then the other. Now she can finally go home. Why on earth had she ever thought romancing Gin was a good idea? The next second, she wins the full imprisonment package. The supple young woman is chained by the wrists in a pitch-dark dungeon, her skirt hem stained with mud. The silver-haired killer sits astride a chair. His sharp, stern features are unchanged, but this time there is no whip and no pepper water. He only looks at her with an inscrutable expression. Hanakaiin Haruna, confused: [I didn't steal any secrets this playthrough, and I didn't steal his underwear either. What's his deal?] The System is silent too: [...Maybe you've heard of Lima syndrome?] Coming Soon: Hands Off My Puppy [Jujutsu Kaisen] I woke up with no memories and stabbed the person who called herself my mother. What kind of decent person has a strange aunt with stitches circling her head? What? I'm not an outlaw, and I'm not an orphan. I'm just a little sick, that's all. After being adopted three times and then sent back each time, I finally found a family willing to take me in. The teachers at the group home set out a whole table of drinks to celebrate. Me: ... On my first day in Miyagi Prefecture, my adoptive family's little grandson had fluffy pink hair. He blinked his dewy eyes and said hello, curious to meet me. Hmph. I hate clingy, soft little puppies like that. Stay away from me. The big-eyed puppy with thick brows takes care of all the chores and wants a hug every morning. So annoying, but... pretty warm. Since I don't have much of a conscience, I'll be a little nicer to him. Just a tiny bit, okay? ...One day, I suddenly came to my senses after spending all my time burying my face in the puppy's abs, cuddling him, and forbidding anyone else from getting close. Oh no. I think I've developed a severe attachment to my puppy. Whatever. I'll just keep cuddling him. * After his grandfather passed away, Itadori was sentenced to death by the jujutsu world for swallowing a new kind of chicken foot, and he lost contact with his childhood friend. He was extremely worried about his frail childhood friend, because she really was so weak. Her hands swelled up when she did chores, her legs hurt if she walked too far, and her heart hurt when she saw him teaching girls how to play volleyball... Kugisaki complained: ...You've definitely been manipulated. Itadori scratched his head. He hadn't even mentioned that she also had a condition where she got dizzy if she couldn't touch his abs. Anyway, she really couldn't manage on her own. Ah, he was so worried. That was until the Shibuya Incident, when a freak held his mouth open and fed him the new kind of chicken foot. His frail childhood friend came at the freak with a knife and slaughtered him. As Itadori stared in astonishment, her smile turned sinister. "Hands off my puppy~" [Mad dog little sister + X + angel Itadori] This should count as a sweet romance, right? Coming Soon: Dangerous Chemistry Game After transmigrating, chemistry PhD Yu Qing was haunted by a strange dream. In the dream, she sat in the palace dressed in sumptuous finery. A noble prince lowered his lofty head and confessed his love while holding her. She returned his embrace, calmly driving a blade inch by inch into his heart. But in reality, she was just a pale, frail orphan who had been accepted into the chemistry department at the prestigious Lester Academy in her country, only to face expulsion because she couldn't afford tuition. Through her own efforts and the help of kind-hearted people (not really), she managed to pay her tuition. When she saw that she had been assigned to the chemistry department, she was delighted. This was her old specialty! She never imagined that the chemistry department was completely abnormal! This whole world was completely abnormal! Classmate A produced a ball of fire from his hand and said he was a descendant of the Oxygen Clan. Classmate B had dissolved his pants yet again, just because his parents were from the Hydrogen Clan and the Halogen Clan. Classmate C was always flying up into the sky because he was just too hydrogen (light)! What do you think you are, Harry Potter? Flying through the sky without even riding a broomstick! Yu Qing, scientific, rigorous Yu Qing: Studying fake chemistry won't save the Lester Empire! She would switch careers and become a warrior, restoring the dignity of real chemistry! On her path to restoring real chemistry, Yu Qing made it all the way to the pinnacle of power and almost developed eight-pack abs. Then she seemed to uncover the oldest secret on the continent. The noble prince from her dream had become a yandere. Sitting atop a pile of gold, his face flushed, he gave her a faint smile. "You've finally come back. Don't leave again, or I'll kill you." Yu Qing immediately turned against him. The prince pouted in grievance, but what he said was even crazier. "Then go. I permit you to kill me one more time." Yu Qing: ... Core Message: Become your own hero.