A strange post suddenly appeared on a monster discussion forum.
Title: "Do kittens really have to sleep with their parents?"
Post: Hi, everyone. I'm three months old now, but my mom (a human man) still insists I sleep with him every night. It's bothering me, because I'm not a little baby who can't leave Mom's side anymore. I want to sleep in my own bed at night and learn to be independent, but Mom says little ones can't sleep by themselves or monsters will come and take them away. I wanted to ask, when you were four months old, did you all still sleep with your moms? Will monsters really come and take me?
Reply: Sweetie, give us your address and we'll come take you right now.
Reply: Is it possible that you're a little monster yourself?
Reply: You're only four months old. How are you on here?! Whose account is this?!
Reply: My dad (a male from my clan) gave me a phone. He said if I didn't want to sleep with Mom, I could play by myself, because he wants to sleep with Mom.
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Tong Yi's luck with animals had been steadily improving lately. He'd adopted two cats, one after the other.
The first was a tiny orange-and-white kitten, just a month old. Tong Yi played both mom and dad, working hard to fatten the kitten up. Every day when he got home, he'd hold it and speak in a squeaky voice, saying things nobody else was allowed to hear: "Did you miss Daddy today, baby? Daddy missed you so much, mwah mwah mwah!"
"What a good baby, eating all by yourself! You're the best baby in the whole world!"
"You can't sleep all by yourself, baby. You have to sleep with Daddy, or the monsters will come and take you away!"
The second cat was a long-haired, pitch-black beauty, with dark green eyes. It was elegant, noble, mysterious, and intimidating. One rainy night, it appeared badly wounded outside the shop. Tong Yi brought it home by force to nurse it back to health. It wouldn't let him pet or hold it, but just looking at it was satisfying enough.
But once the black cat recovered, Tong Yi realized it wasn't as aloof and dignified as he'd imagined.
The black cat leapt around the house and wrecked the place.
The black cat sat on top of him in the middle of the night and groomed itself.
The black cat taught the little orange-and-white kitten to steal cake.
The black cat was a complete menace.
Then, one day, the black cat deigned to lie on its back and let him pet its belly. That's when Tong Yi discovered a shocking secret.
There was a tiny white spot on the black cat's belly.
It turned out to be an unbelievably evil, super-duper cow cat with just one drop of milk!
Tong Yi is a cat too. Guess what kind, w
Premise: Cuteness