New story: "The Killing Dao Sword Venerable, Win Me Over"
A sickly, beautiful, tragic heroine vs. an arrogant, domineering man
The heroine locks the male lead in a dark room!!!
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Tsundere, straightforward young master vs. scheming, aloof first disciple
(Yuan Xiaomei is the daughter of the leads from "The Jade Cabbage Was Stolen by a Pig.")
Yuan Xiaomei, young master of the Demon Realm, is half immortal and half divine. Unfortunately, her mother was frail, so Yuan Xiaomei was born prematurely and is weak by nature. She has been told she won't live to adulthood.
The Divine One said that Taichu, the foremost disciple of the Immortal Sect, has an extraordinary constitution that could alleviate the Heavenly Five Decays. As soon as those words were spoken, the Immortal Sect's radiant and upright first disciple was tied to Yuan Xiaomei's bed. If the Divine One hadn't arrived in time to stop her, Yuan Xiaomei would have gotten her way.
After the Divine One's earnest advice, Yuan Xiaomei reluctantly got dressed and decided to win his heart before his body.
Unfortunately, she was about to come of age, and had nearly exhausted all thirty-six stratagems, yet still hadn't won him over. For the sake of her life, Yuan Xiaomei turned evil on the spot and went straight for a highly explicit, forceful seduction. She'd worry about staying alive first!
Mini-scene:
First stratagem: Save the damsel in distress
Yuan Xiaomei: "Since you're so handsome, I'll grant you the honor of saving me."
Taichu: "...I have many junior fellow disciples to look after. I shouldn't invite trouble. Take care, miss!"
Yuan Xiaomei: What a fine example of refusing to help someone in danger! Whatever happened to being upright and righteous???
Tool-person Kuli: ...
Second stratagem: The beauty trap
Yuan Xiaomei: "You must have been in such a hurry last time that you didn't get a good look at me. I'll grant you another chance to take a proper look."
Taichu: "Miss..."
"Hmm?"
"You should get out of the water first."
"Don't push your luck. Looking at my face is one thing, but you think you can look at my body too?"
Taichu fell silent. A moment later, Yuan Xiaomei shrieked and sprang out of the water. "Why didn't you just say someone was washing the toilet!!!"
Upcoming story: "The Killing Dao Sword Venerable, Win Me Over"
A sickly, beautiful, tragic heroine vs. an arrogant, domineering man
The lava that had churned in the Redflame Rift for hundreds of years vanished. A few months later, a man fell from the cliff.
Hua Qing had been trapped at the bottom of the valley for decades. She glanced up at the seals scattered everywhere and chose to watch without lifting a finger.
The man seemed to have lost his memory, and stumbled over to her in a daze.
Man: "...Wife?"
Hua Qing smiled. "Good boy. Call me Mom."
At first, the man was very obedient. He even told jokes, often making Hua Qing laugh until she cried.
Later... best not to mention it!
On a bitter winter night six months later, Hua Qing broke through the seals with the man in tow. The Immortal Sect, which had enjoyed decades of peace, was thrown into a panic. Everyone speculated that she had returned to take revenge!
But while she was on her way to take revenge, the man she had devoured turned on her and stabbed her in the back.
Hua Qing stared blankly at the night sky. A trace of crimson slowly appeared in her eyes as she murmured, "I should have just broken his arms and legs back then."
When they met again, they faced each other with swords drawn.
Hua Qing swept past everyone and snatched the man away in full view of the crowd.
In the dark room, Hua Qing tilted her head and smiled with an innocent expression, a strange glint hidden in her red eyes. She leaned close to the man's ear and giggled, "You'll behave now, won't you?"
Lu Hechen, the Killing Dao Sword Venerable, shifted slightly. The chains around him clinked, making an eerie sound in the dim room.
Mini-scene 1:
Lu Hechen asked, "When I fell off the cliff that day, did you keep me because you were attracted to my looks?"
Hua Qing was so sleepy she could barely keep her eyes open. She shook her head, yawning.
Lu Hechen asked again, "Then why?"
Hua Qing rolled over, annoyed. "Because I was bored! I'd been alone for fifty years. I would have picked up and raised even a dog if one had fallen down there!"
Lu Hechen: ...
Mini-scene 2:
While they were cultivating together, Hua Qing lay on her side on the bed, propping her head up with one hand. She gazed at him and sincerely admired, "You're so handsome."
The compliment sent a chill down Lu Hechen's spine. He vaguely remembered that a few days earlier she'd praised someone's pretty eyes, then gouged them out and crushed them the very next second.
Don't say no. Haha~~
Beginning: Barabara Beauty: shut up
Watching it again, I still find it funny
I want to be laughed to death by these three junior brothers
Hurry up and do the extra story! I want to be healthy!
Baby, the weather is a bit cold today. I tried to steal your heart but still failed. My mood now in bed is like the weather forecast, which says it will rain tomorrow. I think it means you will be there tomorrow?
This morning I walked into McDonald's and the clerk asked me what I wanted. There were shrimp burgers, cheeseburgers, pork knuckle burgers, chicken leg burgers, beef burgers, and cod burgers. I shed tears. She couldn't understand my sadness. There were so many burgers here, but I just wanted my cute duck paw... T__T
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