A Parasol Tree Falls in Love with a Bird

Recommending my new story, "The Jade Cabbage Got Gored by a Pig," a fantasy

A cabbage girl with an eccentric mind and ambitions of ascending to immortality VS a delicate, handsome wild boar (secret identity) guy who only wants to fall in love

A dopey, lazy parasol tree VS a proud phoenix who says one thing but means another

Wutong was a tree born from chaos, with no thoughts or feelings.

On the day it first gained awareness, a man happened to swing an axe at it, and it was lucky enough to witness the historic moment of the world's creation.

But Wutong was lazy. It lazed around until it had witnessed Nuwa "playing with mud" beneath its branches and Gonggong headbutting Mount Buzhou nearby.

Later, Wutong's trunk was damaged, so it shut off its senses and fell asleep. When it awoke, a beautiful giant bird was pecking at it. Wutong shook its trunk twice but couldn't dislodge the bird, so it decided to let it stay.

Unexpectedly, the bird transformed into a human and bathed in the pit Gonggong had made... Oh, a pool.

Wutong snuck a peek. Tsk, tsk...

"Why have the leaves turned red?"

What an ignorant bird. Obviously, the parasol tree was blushing.

Feng Chi, the God of War in the Celestial Realm, never expected that eating a few tree seeds would make him fall so deeply in love. Unfortunately, he realized it too late. That silly, lazy tree was nowhere to be found in the Six Realms.

Little scene:

Feng Chi put his arms around Wutong's "slender waist," so broad that ten people holding hands couldn't encircle it, and coaxed, "Be good, change back already."

Wutong's branches trembled as it refused. "No! Whenever I turn into a person, you pester me to cultivate together!"

Feng Chi: "Be good. You won't have to do anything from now on."

Wutong: "..."

Story recommendation:

"The Jade Cabbage Got Gored by a Pig"

Lin Biheng transmigrated into a jade cabbage that had been growing deep in Juling Mountain for three thousand years.

The cabbage was admiring its newly grown appearance by a stream when it turned around and bumped into a huge pig's face.

The cabbage, who talked a big game but worked hard and aspired to become immortal, and the bashful, handsome wild boar, who only wanted to fall in love, promised to become immortals together and never part.

But the cabbage became immortal and successfully dumped the pig.

When they met again, Biheng pointed at the Demon God, trembling. "You're that pig?"

With the hand of fate squeezing her throat, Biheng sobbed. Oh no, oh no! She should never have seduced him and abandoned him in the first place!

Core theme: The phoenix perches in the parasol tree