A Wish-Granting Machine's Ridiculous Rescue Missions in the Detective Conan World

Grant three of Alluka's [please] requests, and any wish can come true. The boy he had unexpectedly brought home told him that. The blond man with dark skin couldn't help being tempted by those terms. [Please bring Hiro back to life.] And so, in Nagano Prefecture, Hiromitsu's brother, who was visiting his grave, watched with his own eyes as his younger brother climbed out of it. Holding down his trembling hand, the older brother gave a cough and tried to sound calm. "Welcome back, Hiromitsu." "Wait! Bro, you're way too calm! What do you mean, 'welcome back'?!" [Please bring my father back to life.] One pink-haired wisher made that request. And so, Papa Fifty-Five, who had just crawled out of his grave, saw his wife visiting his grave, in the form of a little girl. Great! Just as the long-separated couple were about to embrace, Papa was swiftly arrested by the curly-haired police officer who had climbed out of the grave next door. The charge: making advances toward a little girl. Akai: "..." [Please bring Kenji back to life.] The wishers made their request. And so, Hagiwara, who had struggled his way out of the grave, saw his fellow police academy graduates dressed as women and dancing on his grave. He looked over the people in front of him in silence, then walked straight over to the beautiful young lady at the end and took her hand. "How fortunate I am to have such a beautiful lady come to pay her respects." Hiromitsu, the Beautiful Young Lady: "?" Also, Alluka's requests are random, so running around naked, cross-dressing, and shouting "Get out of Japan!" in front of the FBI office are just some of the ways the Detective Conan characters are forced into embarrassing situations. (Though they might actually be having fun.) Here, you can see: ★ Furuya getting arrested by his subordinate Kazami for running around naked ★ Hiromitsu's way of pushing Rum out of the sushi shop with his excellent cooking ★ Koto-chan joining a host club after quitting the Organization and getting scammed ★ The Akai family all wearing Gothic Lolita outfits together ★ ... The Detective Conan world is having a blast being ridiculous again today! ★ Keywords: [Ridiculous] [Shenanigans] [Persecution] [Absurdity] ★ No dark and tragic content. Alluka's ability has some original rules. Please see the pinned comment for information about gender. ★ The whole cast is absurd to an excessive degree. The glory belongs to the two old rogues, and the OOC belongs to me. Theme: May you come through half a lifetime and still return as a young man.