(Upcoming novel blurb below!! Please add my currently serializing novel, "Winning by Cuddling After Becoming a Sickly Beauty", to your collection!!!)
Jiang Lan got caught up in a scam.
The scammer was a mixed-race little kid who didn’t want to go home. To stay, the child was well-behaved and considerate, calling Jiang Lan “Daddy” in a soft little voice. The child even complained that his real dad treated him badly and didn’t love him at all.
Jiang Lan was furious: What a jerk!
A few days later, the child’s biological father came to claim him.
The distinguished, aloof man standing at the door, with his cool and distant gaze, was none other than Lu Chengyi, Jiang Lan’s sworn enemy since childhood.
Jiang Lan: Damn it! What a deadbeat dad!
Lu Chengyi: How about I hire you to be the child’s father on a parenting variety show? Thirty million. Interested?
Unable to resist the capitalist’s temptation, Jiang Lan tearfully replied, “Boss, I can start right away!”
On the parenting show, Jiang Lan and the child were incredibly sweet together, and he got along well with the other children’s parents too, except for Lu Chengyi, who was acting as the child’s guardian.
They bickered and traded barbs, yet the viewers started shipping them.
Jiang Lan looked scornful. “You don’t even know how to tell a story. Mr. Lu, how neglected was your childhood?”
Lu Chengyi humbly asked, “Teacher Jiang, could you teach me?”
Viewers: President Lu secretly recorded Teacher Jiang telling stories. We ship it! We ship it!
Jiang Lan rolled his eyes in disgust. “You can’t even draw. Mr. Lu, how hopeless are your hands?”
Lu Chengyi smiled meaningfully. “Teacher Jiang is so talented. Could you teach me?”
Viewers: Using drawing lessons as an excuse to hold hands and cuddle. We’ve learned something today.
After the show aired, Jiang Lan saw the flood of comments, rubbed his aching waist, and wished he could die.
An agreement is an agreement!
But his sworn enemy never said he’d try to seduce him! Besides, he’d heard Lu Chengyi had a former wife who was the love of his life. Jiang Lan packed his things and tried to run.
At last, the day their agreement ended arrived.
Jiang Lan: Let’s break up.
Lu Chengyi: Let’s get married.
Lu Chengyi: The child is ours.
Jiang Lan: ...
Jiang Lan: ??
Memories of a past life came flooding back. I gave birth to the child, and Lu Chengyi was the one I seduced. I ran away because I couldn’t stand him acting like an ice cube all day.
Here we go again.
Multi-talented bottom with nimble hands and several secret identities who just wants to laze around x scheming top who’ll do anything, even lose his dignity, to win back his love
Upcoming: "Fated Possession"
Blurb:
Shen Xingci was born a mono, one of the rarest people in the world, with odds of one in a trillion. He could only see gray.
He always remembered what his mother said before jumping from a building: Never become a madwoman like me. From that point on, the world was noisy and bustling, while she wandered alone.
One day, a new neighbor moved in next door.
The new neighbor was tall, 1.9 meters, with long legs, broad shoulders, and a scar at the corner of his eye. He looked like a vicious thug in a suit.
Probably a hired enforcer for some debt collection company.
Great. He’d surely be as indifferent as the previous neighbor.
But that night, the suited thug knocked on his door and brought him a little cake he’d made himself.
A few days later, late at night, he ran into his new neighbor again at the place where he often fed stray cats. The fierce-looking man was gently soothing a tiny kitten with an injured leg.
After that, his boss also became a regular visitor at the neighbor’s home, and the two of them gradually became familiar strangers.
Then one day, as he went to pick up a food delivery, the delivery worker attacked him. His new neighbor rushed over when he heard the commotion, and for the first time Shen Xingci saw the face beneath the man’s mask.
A dizzy spell swept over him. When he opened his eyes again, he saw colors for the first time.
His new neighbor was a probe!
No one else could understand a mono’s longing for color. After struggling with his conflicting feelings, Shen Xingci chose to give in.
With each color rush, the distance between them grew smaller. Shen Xingci thought he would never become the kind of madman his mother had been.
But then he discovered that he, his parents, and many other monos and probes were all test subjects at a research institute, and his new neighbor was one of the institute’s key executives.
Notes:
(1) The mono and probe setting comes from a Korean drama, a Korean BL series. There is a lot of original worldbuilding; more details will be explained in the author’s note for Chapter 1.
(2) There is a misunderstanding between the leads, but the top has never hurt the bottom.
(3) This is an entirely new experiment. Feel free to give it a try.
Theme: Sincerity is our most precious quality.
Catching a Player Takes Just One Step
Fated to Claim: Mono Only
Changing Partners: A Love That Depends on You
I Can't Get Rid of the Wolf Cub I Picked Up
So My Dream Roommate Is My Online Dating Partner
Falling Head Over Heels
I Ran Away After Marrying in Place of the Real Young Master, and Now I'm Pregnant
The Demon Venerable and His Meowing Beast
He Said I Was Just a Passing Novelty
After Becoming a Sickly Beauty, I Win by Cuddling
After the Big Shot Bit Me
Busy city, flashing neon lights. While walking on the road, you suddenly picked up two shiny golden advance books, and quickly got up to catch up with San Qian who had dropped them. "Hello, your advance payment has been canceled." Sanqian turned around and smiled mysteriously: "No, it's your advance payment." You were stunned and lowered your head to look carefully. After a moment, he smiled ecstatically. ""After passing through the book, I survived by pretending to be sick and weak", "After the painter's wife was cheated in online dating". Yes, they are the spiritual comfort I have been looking for!" You raised your head to thank Sanqian, only to see her tearfully throwing away "I lost my son after marrying for Master Zhen" and "He said it was just a novelty for me". He quickly asked: "Are you crazy! Why do you want to throw away the novel that you have worked so hard to complete!" Sanqian smiled sadly, opened his mouth and vomited a mouthful of blood: "Because no one is looking at them!" You grabbed Sanqian's wrist and told her righteously: "I think I like them all! Just wait, I will follow your column now and collect all the books on it!" Sanqian looked at you and shed tears of gratitude.
Tsk tsk tsk, I smell the smell of CP
Write the deputy CP book!!!!
Overall, it's a sweet article, but during the variety show, the barrage constantly curses and insults people. It's so bad for the senses... Every time I watch it, I feel that there is really no need to write the curse words in such detail, and it is very brainless. In the early days, it was Chen's trolls, and later on, there was an endless stream of malice that was close to the Internet violence. After being slapped in the face, the apology and punishment were light, and I didn't feel happy. There was also the issue of life experience and there was no accurate sentence for three chapters. Although I understood that there was a suspense left in the extra chapter, it was also very frustrating to watch. It was vague and I didn't know what the contradiction was. I felt relieved and lonely.
"Bang" gives the author a big worm~ touch
Wuwuwuwuwuwu locked
When can we fall in love?
When can we be together?
Happy New Year! I wish the author will have more collections of his articles (I think these are the meanings, I am not very good at expressing them)
Monitoring other people's homes? Isn't this illegal?