[Western Crossover] I'm Wayne's Little Brother

Blurb

Fei Feng'e (Photino) was baffled to discover that he had become Bruce Wayne's younger brother.

Huh... If he remembered correctly...

Fei Feng'e searched through his vast sea of memories.

After overcoming one obstacle after another, he finally broke through the memory lock and found the relevant [knowledge].

This Batman (with reverence)...

was apparently a tragic superhero!

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He looked up at his older brother standing beside him. Bruce looked like he was afraid that if he was even a moment too slow, he'd miss out on a cookie. Fei Feng'e paused, then continued to chew his cookie expressionlessly.

Seriously, something was off here, wasn't it?

He chewed his cookie into crumbs, thinking coldly.

Now that he'd gotten the script, Fei Feng'e was already looking forward to the little birds of the Batfamily. As for the gloomy old bat?

Hmph~ eye-roll of disdain.jpg

Then he quietly guided Bruce through his confused phase, all while wearing a sharp tongue and a soft heart.

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That terrifying need for control really ran in the family.jpg

Oh dear, it seemed he'd caused a bit of a butterfly effect~

For one thing, Batman appeared later than expected. More importantly, the "darkness" of Gotham was stirring once again.

If the Batman of some parallel universe could become a kingpin...

Then surely he could make a little name for himself during the gap before Batman showed up? ()

Hahahaha, forces of darkness, your daddy's coming (crossed out)

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This Court of Owls, huh...

Looks pretty good to me. Some guy in another universe (polite Night Owl: You mean me?) set up a court for fun, didn't he?

I can't let myself fall behind!

I can't lose to that jerk of a brother!

Fei Feng'e rubbed his hands together, ready to make a big splash in Gotham.

Our slogan is:

"Punch the old folks at Arkham, kick the young criminals in the shins~"

Hey, hey, wait a second! Robin over there, put your pants on!

Who said you could hire child labor?!

And which ** designed those green scaly shorts?!

How can they be so perverted???

I feel cold just looking at them!

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Second-generation Robin, no, I mean Robin Number Two... That doesn't sound right either. Tsk :)

"Jason! Don't think you can sneak off! Have you finished that three-thousand-word reflection from last time?" (smiling)

"You haven't finished? That's fine. You can write a new one about what you learned this time, can't you?"

"!"

Jason looked defiant, as if to say, "Go to hell."

Then he learned who was at the top of the food chain in the Batfamily.

"Bruce!" Fei Feng'e sneered at the hapless guy next to him, who was trying to pretend he hadn't heard.

"You're awfully bold, hiring child labor!"

"You only regretted it after Jason charged in and got hurt, didn't you?!"

"What were you doing before that?"

Bruce: "..."

"Well, whatever. Let this teach you a lesson. I'm sure there won't be a next time, right? :)"

"You two, stop right there!"

Fei Feng'e rarely gave them a radiant smile as he carried over the Batfamily's traditional milk. "One cup each. Alfred just warmed it up."

Bruce: guilty silence.jpg chugging it down because of their close bond.jpg

Jason: That scared me. I thought something was up again... guzzles it.jpg

"Honestly, you two are such children." The next morning, Fei Feng'e looked at the gift box on his bedside table, picked up the card on top, and shook his head helplessly.

"So... Robin Number Three, you are not allowed to stay up all night! Do you want to end up like Dami... Ahem, like a little shorty?!"

Fei Feng'e angrily snatched the black coffee from Tim's hand and replaced it with the steaming hot milk Alfred had just warmed up.

Tim: "..."

Seriously, drinking hot milk makes you sleepy so easily!

Fei Feng'e: staring---

Tim: "Gulp, gulp..."

Fei Feng'e: Mm~ (satisfied.jpg)

A little while later

Tim: looking down, looking up, slowly looking down, hitting the desk, waking with a start...

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Tim: "Did you put sleeping pills in the milk?!"

Fei Feng'e: (smiling) "It's just that someone is too tired..."

I won't say who.jpg

Tim: the hand typing trembles slightly.jpg

"Fine, I'll go to bed..." Tim shook his head and sighed.

"That's more like it!" Fei Feng'e said, satisfied, turning his gaze away.

Fei Feng'e picked up a little carrot who was struggling and flailing (not really).

"You...?" He narrowed his eyes. Why did this little brat who had suddenly attacked him and tried to knock him out look so familiar?

Whoa...

That looked like Dami~

Behold! A wild fourth prospective Robin!

Fei Feng'e looked at the child with a benevolent expression (?).

Damian: TT

Fei Feng'e smiled, grabbed the little carrot, and happily carried him home.

Damian: ...What kind of weird metaphor is that? What's wrong with you?

"Alfred~ Look what I brought home~" Fei Feng'e's cheerful voice echoed through Wayne Manor.

"I suppose, Master Light..." Alfred said gently. "This really is a surprise..." He froze when he saw the child Fei Feng'e was holding by the scruff.

It wasn't just his imagination. The child looked so much like Wayne as a boy.

"I assume this isn't your child, Master Light?"

"Of course not!" Light, or rather Fei Feng'e, said with a grin. "I'm going to live happily ever after with Truth!"

"What a pity," Alfred said flatly, then turned his eyes back to the child in Fei Feng'e's arms. "Then I assume, Master Light, that you aren't a child trafficker?"

"Alfred, don't joke around. This is..."

Fei Feng'e lifted Damian above his head with both hands,

like an old baboon lifting Simba (?).

"Don't you think he looks like someone?"

Alfred: "...Wait here."

Alfred headed upstairs with quick, light steps. As he went, he said, "Light, please look after our little guest."

"Of course!" Fei Feng'e smiled knowingly and strolled into the living room with Damian in tow.

A world-famous painting: Wayne asleep

Bruce, baffled as Alfred forcibly got him up to wash, began to question his life.

"Mmm... Alfred, I thought today was my day off?" Baby Bruce's sweet voice trailed upward.

"I'm afraid it isn't anymore," Alfred said firmly.

Bruce: his expression stiffens, slowly types a question mark?

"Fei Feng'e?" he asked, puzzled, saying his younger brother's name.

"It has something to do with him, but it's not all that related."

"Uh..."

The world's greatest detective fell into thought.

"All right."

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What's wrong with this bat? (pointing and criticizing)

It's because Fei Feng'e spoiled him, that's what ()

Original blurb:

Fei Feng'e (Photino) was baffled to discover that he had become Bruce Wayne's younger brother.

What was this supposed to mean?

Was he really that unlucky?

The Wayne name was a hot potato, a huge headache.

This was an incredibly dangerous world, and also a glorious age with all sorts of heroes (?).

But... he wasn't afraid.

Fei Feng'e spread his hands and decided to give up and go with the flow.

Theme: There are always people walking in the darkness of the world, unable to see the light