[Bungou Stray Dogs Crossover] The High-IQ Big Brothers' Daily Livestream Raising Their Little Brother

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As the second son of the Tsushima family, Tsushima Shuji had always been overlooked. He could never match the obedient eldest son's standing in his father's eyes, or the adorable, well-behaved second daughter. But then... the Tsushima family welcomed a fourth child: Shuji.

Edogawa Ranko had a perfect family, until his mother got pregnant again and he welcomed a little brother named Ranpo. Was he a troublemaker or a spoiled brat? Ranko had buried his face in his hands and sighed countless times. His little brother was so mischievous that even he could barely keep him in line. He was so naive, Ranko feared someone might lure him away with a ramune-flavored lollipop...

As an orphan, what gave Mitya Fyodor Dostoevsky (Mitya for short) a headache wasn't his long name, but his reclusive, clever little brother. His brother was always muttering about Crime and Punishment, making Mitya sigh. So he simply dragged him out to buy the pickles he loved, promising, "When we've got money, I'll take you out for steak! Beef tenderloin! Fried chicken! Caviar!" And the wicked older brother somehow got hold of vodka, got the poor, helpless Fedya drunk, and declared, "If you're feeling down, drink vodka! I heard it from someone else!"

Fedya: ...Well, thanks a lot. That's what Dostoevsky said after waking up with a fever the next day. Mitya: Hehe... pats his head like a fool.

[Blurb Two]

One day, the big brothers got ambushed by a livestreaming System...

"Are people in the 2D world really this... wild?"

Watching a screenful of flying pants and fans openly calling people hubby and wifey...

The genius big brothers felt utterly disoriented for the first time, their hair standing on end. This was a huge red alert!

To avoid being mobbed by the 2D crowd, the wicked big brothers decisively chose to... sell out their little brothers!

"Come on, Fedya, give your big bro a smile!"

Little Rice Ball: eye-roll.jpg

Fans: Ahhh! Dostoevsky glared at me! Does he care about me? Is he secretly in love with me? Hubby (wifey), I love you!

"Ahem, Ranpo, here! Eat! Take big bites! You can have all the snacks!"

Little Ranpo: ...This tone feels like something bad is going on. He knocked away the snacks his brother offered without hesitation.

Fans: The great detective is so good, so good... adorable! Hit me! Hit me! Hit me, I've got a great feel! Damn, he's so cute. Nosebleed.jpg

"Come on, Shuji, repeat after me: To be or not to be, that is the question!" He recited it dramatically.

Little Dazai: Bleh! Big brother is such an idiot!

Fans: H-help! Does anyone have a blood pack? Someone's going to die! I'm dead. Cause of death: blood loss, killed by cuteness.

The big brothers saw the comments: ...Stop! They're still children! But, actually... maybe they should just pass the pressure on to their little brothers.

Turning to their brothers, they said, "Good boy, I'll buy you snacks! Get whatever you want!"

Little brothers: suspicious_look.jpg What wicked thing have you done now?.jpg

Presenting the exemplary family: the Edogawas

Ranpo: Then I want a hundred... no, a hundred million lollipops. (Emphasis on million.)

Ranko: Sure, boss! Two lollipops, both ramune-flavored!

Ranpo: ...Big brothers are all liars. I'm going to make a fuss! I'm upset!

Ranko: Tsk. stuffs a lollipop in his mouth.jpg Eat your lollipop! You're so old, and you still cry at the drop of a hat! Aren't you embarrassed?

Ranpo: I'm only five this year. (A wistful sigh.)

Ranko: Well, I'm only seven. (Pats his little brother's head.) That's close enough.

Ranpo: Hmph.

Later, Ranpo secretly found Ranko. A head popped out from behind the coffee table, and he silently mouthed, "Split the loot!"

Ranko: drinking water.jpg Pfft! What loot? Where'd you learn that? Spanking warning.jpg

Ranpo: scared.jpg I'm outta here.jpg

P.S. This story doesn't have much livestreaming...

Updated whenever. The author has given up fighting it. (-L-) (bows deeply) (tears streaming down)

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