I Woke Up as the Immortal Lord and Became the Darling of the Interstellar World

Yun Yan, a leading talent of the immortal sects, was framed and sealed inside a crystal coffin.

The day the seal was lifted, he slowly opened his eyes, only to find that the entire world had changed. Countless bizarre creatures had surrounded him.

Every one of them was tall and imposing, with blue faces and fangs.

Yun Yan sensed danger, so he raised the long sword in his hand, ready to fight them to the death.

But the moment he moved, the strange creatures started screaming like mad: "Aaaah! It's alive! Mom! I can see a human! He's so cuuuute!" (excited.jpg)

As the last human in the entire interstellar realm, Yun Yan thought his life would be miserable. But...

He accidentally scraped his skin

A mechanical turtle shouted at the top of its lungs: "Ah! Cut off my flesh and use it as medicine for him!"

He caught a chill and sneezed

The Dry Ice Girl wailed: "Waaah! I shouldn't have gone near him. I'm guilty. I'll kill myself to atone!"

A short-sighted imperial ruler looked down on him

All the creatures slammed the table and roared: "...How dare he be so ungrateful! If he doesn't apologize, we'll rebel!"

Yun Yan: "Everyone, calm down!"

Yun Yan was so doted on that it made him anxious. Feeling that he ought to do something to show his gratitude, he decided to teach these creatures how to cultivate immortality.

But although they seemed delighted to agree, they didn't actually believe Yun Yan knew immortal arts. They goofed off in class and did the bare minimum.

That is, until a pheasant that had learned a little transformed into a phoenix, a civet cat formed a golden core and took human form, and a long-haired basset hound gained the power of lightning...

That human wasn't just beautiful and rare, he could also use the legendary immortal arts!

As soon as the news spread, the entire interstellar realm was in an uproar once again.

Some even heard from who knows where that dual cultivation with Yun Yan could help them break through, and knelt before him to propose.

But right in the middle of the proposal, the imperial ruler, the strongest man and the only one who had ever looked down on Yun Yan, suddenly appeared.

He transformed into a giant dragon, coiled around Yun Yan, and roared amid flashes of lightning and thunder: "He's mine! If you disagree, fight me!"

Yun Yan: "Is that so? Then I accept your challenge!"

The imperial ruler: "...!!! Don't mess around!"

[Reader's Guide]

An adorable little immortal who plays dumb as the shou vs. a dragon gong who puts on airs

1v1, happy ending, both pure, a cute-pet cultivation-and-childbirth story. The shou occasionally turns into a fox, but he isn't a fox.

The author has made up a mountain of personal settings. Don't read if that bothers you.

Important warning: childbirth!

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Coming soon: Marked by My Rival on Short Notice

Lily of the valley flower Omega x red-tailed bamboo viper Alpha

1v1, happy ending, both pure, showbiz ABO story.

If he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, Qian Jinqiao would never have believed that his rival Feng Shengyuan was an Alpha who could "bite someone to death."

Seeing the little Omega collapse and convulse from poisoning because of Feng Shengyuan, Qian Jinqiao hurriedly took out his phone and snapped a picture.

The next day, topics like "Feng Shengyuan Is Dating" and "Feng Shengyuan Is Poisonous" dominated the trending charts. The entire entertainment industry learned that the popular actor Feng Shengyuan had tried to mark a little Omega, but his poisonous pheromones had sent the victim to the ICU. Feng Shengyuan consequently suspended all his work.

But not long after, a topic titled "Qian Jinqiao's Glands Are Poisonous" climbed to the top of the trending chart, overtaking "Feng Shengyuan's Pheromones Are Poisonous."

That day, Qian Jinqiao's favorite muscular Alpha was being rushed into emergency treatment. Seeing the trending topic, he gritted his teeth and swore to make Feng Shengyuan pay.

From then on, the war between Feng Shengyuan and Qian Jinqiao escalated. At first, their fans joined in the fighting. But later, in the midst of their tiresome online squabbles, they seemed to discover a wonderful new ship: a bickering couple, fighting poison with poison.

So...

Qian Jinqiao and Feng Shengyuan traded barbs...

Fans: "They fight in bed, then make up in bed."

They fought over who would get top billing as the male lead...

Fans: "We beg the director to rewrite the script as a double male lead!"

Nobody wanted to partner with either of them on a dating variety show...

The production team and fans raised their banner and shouted: "The Fight Poison with Poison CP is endgame!"

Qian Jinqiao: "Endgame??? No way, unless I take the wrong medicine!"

Feng Shengyuan: "Not a chance, unless I get hit by a car!"

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The variety show Love in Progress invited Feng Shengyuan and Qian Jinqiao to appear.

On the show, they acted lovey-dovey and sweet, but kept their distance on social media, making their relationship seem very tense.

Their fans grew so disappointed that they began to suspect they'd shipped the wrong couple.

That was until someone leaked a photo of Qian Jinqiao and Feng Shengyuan kissing in the backyard...

Feng Shengyuan/Qian Jinqiao: "Listen, let us explain! When that photo was taken, we really weren't together!"

Fans: "So you are together now? Then no more excuses! Make it official, please!"

Reader's Guide: The gong and shou are each other's first love. There's a major misunderstanding. Both are pure.

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Coming Soon 1: The Sugar-Making Machine Has Been Acting Strange Lately, a story about supporting characters Han Jixuan and Ye Mingzhe

Blurb

Cute, chatty romance novelist shou x handsome, taciturn, secretly sentimental actor gong

Han Jixuan woke up one day to find he'd transmigrated to ancient Earth and successfully bound himself to a mission System.

System notification: [Write a novel about the love between actor Ye Mingzhe and his white moonlight. It must be sweet, have a happy ending, and be 1v1, with a faithful plot. Once the work is published on Blue Star's Sweet Treats app, the Host can earn honey coins paid by readers and win the title of Peerless Little Sweetmaker. Completing this achievement will fulfill the mission. Mission reward: a private island on Planet X.]

Han Jixuan took one look at the reward, and his eyes immediately turned to stars. Clutching his notebook, he went through countless hardships to befriend Ye Mingzhe and enthusiastically tried to bring Ye Mingzhe and his white moonlight together.

But then the plot took a sudden turn. Ye Mingzhe's white moonlight met another man who made his heart flutter and openly announced his engagement.

Han Jixuan went berserk when he heard. Grabbing the man's hand, he shouted furiously: "Could you please turn around and look at Ye Mingzhe? He's been silently standing behind you all this time. Haven't you noticed?"

The utterly bewildered white moonlight: ???

Ye Mingzhe, who had been forced into an unknowing devotion, stopped applauding: ???

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For the sake of a sweet plot, a believable story, and the readers' honey coins, Han Jixuan had worked himself to the bone.

But no matter how much he tried to set Ye Mingzhe and his white moonlight up, nothing worked. In the end, the white moonlight fell for someone else, leaving Ye Mingzhe heartbroken.

Looking at the pitiful handful of honey coins he'd earned, Han Jixuan started sniffling. But when he thought of how much worse Ye Mingzhe must feel, he drunkenly put an arm around his neck and comforted him: "Don't be sad. You still have me. At worst, I can be your wife."

Hearing that, Ye Mingzhe gazed at him with sudden tenderness. "Okay."

Later, with no more sweet scenes to write, Han Jixuan scrapped the original plot and tried writing a love story where the second male lead won instead. Then, trembling with nerves, he opened the comments...

Reader A: "His secret crush finally paid off!"

Reader B: "Holy crap, they're so sweet! A whole jar of honey for you, author! Update soon!"

Reader C: "I could tell from the first few chapters that Xuanxuan treated Siji differently. He always considered him and quietly gave so much. At last, the clouds have parted and the moon is shining! Can't wait for more sweetness!"

Han Jixuan: "What nonsense are you talking about?"

Ye Mingzhe: "Did I misunderstand? Or do you regret it?"

Han Jixuan: "No! No! I love you so much!"

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Coming Soon 2: Supernatural story, Letters from Beneath the Tomb

#I will come to find you at midnight#

After climbing out from beneath a tomb, Su Jiming kept receiving anonymous letters. Every time he opened one, he became the "I" in the letter, becoming trapped in one absurd tale of grudges and romance after another.

In the first letter, he was Chen Shuping, born in 1958, a schoolteacher whose beloved was Zhao □□ and whose greatest hatred was Zhao □□. He never married and died at the age of twenty-four.

In the second letter, he was Song Chengxing, a famous ballet dancer who had won numerous dance awards, until a car accident left her unable to dance again.

In the third letter, he was Bai Xiaozhu, a kind and hardworking college student. But because he was on the plump side, everyone often bullied him. In the end, unable to bear the cruel taunts, he remained forever at the bottom of a well.

In the fourth letter, he was his best friend, Chu Tianyi. He was always laughing and joking, but behind closed doors, his father abused and beat him. He never made it past the age of eighteen...

After each letter was read, it burned to ash on its own. Though his heart remained full of resentment, when he returned to reality, Su Jiming was still the same old Su Jiming. Everything was as dull and boring as ever.

But one day, his usually indifferent deskmate stopped him on his way home from school and held up a talisman. "Su Jiming, you're possessed."

Su Jiming had no idea what was going on. He wanted to ask, but when he opened his mouth, a piercing scream came out instead: "Get away!"

Only then did Su Ji realize that he was no longer himself.

[Bonus Scene]

The Road to the Underworld gets more familiar with every trip.

Su Jiming stood at the crossroads between life and death, waiting for a soul guide. He waited and waited, but the soul guide never came. Instead, an old acquaintance showed up.

Su Jiming waved at him. "Lin Zheng, over here."

Lin Zheng froze when he heard him, then turned and ran.

Seeing him run again, Su Jiming angrily pulled Lin Zheng's birth details from his pocket. "Run again and I'll burn them."

Threatened, Lin Zheng stopped and turned back helplessly. "Are you trying to kill your own husband?"

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Su Jiming (shou) x Lin Zheng (gong), 1v1, happy ending.

[Before You Read the Letters]

1. This story is entirely fictional.

2. Believe in science, not superstition. Stay positive!

3. None of the characters are based on real people. Please don't try to match them with anyone.

Theme: Strive to become a stronger person.