I Tore Up the Script and Eloped with the System

[IMPORTANT WARNING!!!! A huge mess, with typos and awkward sentences left uncorrected. The plot is a complete disaster, but it's free. I might overhaul it if I get the chance. Whether it gets finished depends on fate.]

A scheming beauty with a sweet, delicate appearance as the Host x a down-to-earth System with a very busy inner monologue. Also 1v1, both are each other's first, very, very short.

Qin Shuyan transmigrated into a melodramatic revenge novel as a scheming male supporting character.

His mission was to accept the protagonist bottom's request, seduce the scumbag top, obtain proof of his cheating, and make him leave with nothing.

But at that moment, Qin Shuyan had no intention of completing the mission. All he wanted was to win over his own human-shaped System, who had a narrow waist, broad shoulders, and spoke to him with excessive tenderness.

And so...

The System issued a mission.

Qin Shuyan cried.

The System taught him how to flirt.

Qin Shuyan cried.

The System finally lost patience. [Host, you need to cooperate.]

Qin Shuyan kept crying. "I don't want to be with a scumbag."

The System sighed. [Then who do you want to be with?]

Qin Shuyan raised an eyebrow. "You!"

System: [No!]

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After the System turned him down, Qin Shuyan was furious.

So, in a fit of pique, he put on lace pajamas and arranged to meet the scumbag top, ready to brush up on completing his mission.

But the scumbag top never showed. Instead, the System arrived, looking frantic.

The System locked the door from the inside, then stared straight at him. "Yanyan, I'll give you another mission. Do it properly."

Then he suddenly pulled Qin Shuyan into his arms and said in a low, hoarse voice, "Love me."

*

The Transmigration Bureau has a rule: Systems cannot be with their Hosts. Otherwise, they'll be sent to the shredder.

Thinking of this, 21 rejected the young master's confession.

But the young master's hands were so fair and soft, his waist was so slender and supple, and everything about him was so adorable.

21 could think of nothing but the young master!

And just as 21 was figuring out how to run off with him without breaking the rules, the young master went looking for the scumbag top.

How could he do that?

21 went mad and hurried to find the young master and hold him tight.

But he never expected that the young master, usually so delicate and weak, would smile triumphantly at the sight of him and wrap his arms around his neck, saying softly, "No problem. Just watch me tear up this script, then run away with you."

[Reading Guide]

1. The bottom will never get involved with the scumbag top from the book.

2. The bottom will briefly chase the top, but there won't be any angst.

3. The bottom has a changeable personality, but will remain well-behaved around the top later on.

Yun Yan, the foremost talent of the immortal sect, was framed and sealed inside a glass coffin.

The day the seal was lifted, he slowly opened his eyes, only to find that the whole world had changed. Countless bizarre creatures surrounded him.

Every one of them was tall and mighty, with green faces and fangs.

Sensing danger, Yun Yan raised the sword in his hand, ready to fight them to the death.5

But the moment he moved, the strange creatures began screaming wildly: "Aaaah! It's alive! Mom! I can see a human! He's so cuuute!" (excited.jpg)

Yun Yan: ...

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++As the last human in the entire interstellar world, Yun Yan thought his life would be miserable. But then...

He got a small cut.

The mechanical tortoise screamed at the top of its lungs: "Ahh! Cut off my flesh and use it as medicine for him!"

He caught a chill and sneezed.

The dry-ice woman cried, "Sob! I shouldn't have gone near him. I'm guilty. I'll take my own life to atone!"

The short-sighted ruler of the empire looked down on him.

The creatures slammed the table and roared: "...How ungrateful! If you don't apologize, we'll rebel!"

Yun Yan: ...? Everyone, calm down!

*

Yun Yan was so pampered that he was terrified, and always felt he ought to do something to show his gratitude. So he decided to teach the creatures immortal arts.

But although the creatures seemed thrilled to agree, they didn't actually believe Yun Yan knew immortal arts. They joked around in class and did the bare minimum.

That is, until the pheasant that had learned a little transformed into a phoenix, the civet formed a core and took human form, and the eight-legged dog gained the power of lightning...

That human wasn't just beautiful and rare. He could also use the legendary immortal arts!

As soon as the news spread, the entire interstellar world was in an uproar once more. Some even heard somewhere that dual cultivation with Yun Yan would help them advance, and went down on their knees to propose to him.

Right in the middle of the proposal, the ruler of the empire, the strongest man and the only one who had ever looked down on Yun Yan, suddenly appeared. He transformed into a giant dragon, coiled around Yun Yan, and roared amid flashes of lightning and peals of thunder: "He's mine! If you don't like it, come fight me!"

Yun Yan: "Is that so? Then I accept your challenge!"

Ruler of the Empire: "...!!! Stop messing around!"

[Reading Guide]

Tsundere little immortal bottom x irritable old-bro dragon top

1v1, happy ending, both are each other's first, adorable pet cultivation novel. The worldbuilding is completely made up, so don't read if that bothers you.

Important warning: I won't be tagging potential triggers! If you can't handle them, don't read!

--- Upcoming Novel: The Candy-Making System Is Acting a Little Strange ---

Adorable, talkative sweet-romance novelist bottom x handsome, rich, sharp-tongued actor top

Han Jixuan woke up one morning to discover he had arrived in the ancient era of Earth and been successfully bound to a mission System.

System prompt: [Write a sweet, happy-ending, 1v1 novel about the romance between actor Ye Mingzhe and his unrequited love. Keep the plot true to life. Once the work is published on Blue Star's Candy App, the Host can earn Honey Coins from readers and receive the title of Supreme Sweet-Tooth. Obtaining this title completes the mission. Mission reward: one island on Planet X.]

At the sight of the reward, Han Jixuan's eyes lit up. He grabbed his notebook, went through untold hardships to become friends with Ye Mingzhe, then enthusiastically tried to bring Ye Mingzhe and his unrequited love together.

But later, the story took an unexpected turn. Ye Mingzhe's unrequited love met another man who caught his fancy, and openly announced his engagement.

When Han Jixuan heard the news, he went mad, grabbed his hand, and shouted furiously, "Could you please look back at Ye Mingzhe? He's always been quietly standing behind you. Haven't you noticed?"

The bewildered unrequited love: ???

Ye Mingzhe, the kindhearted man who was unwittingly forced into a devoted role, stopped clapping: ???

*

For the sake of a sweet plot, a believable story, and the readers' Honey Coins, Han Jixuan worried himself sick.

But no matter how hard he tried to bring Ye Mingzhe and his unrequited love together, nothing worked. In the end, the unrequited love fell for someone else, leaving Ye Mingzhe heartbroken and alone.

Looking at his meager handful of Honey Coins, Han Jixuan sobbed. But when he remembered that Ye Mingzhe was even more upset than he was, he drunkenly slung an arm around his neck and comforted him. "Don't be sad. You still have me. Worst comes to worst, I'll be your wife."

Ye Mingzhe looked at him with a tender gaze. "Okay."

Later, with no more sweet scenes to write, Han Jixuan threw out the original plot and tried writing a love story where the supporting character won the lead's heart. Then, trembling with anxiety, he opened the comments...

Reader A: The unrequited love finally worked out!

Reader B: Holy crap, they're so sweet! A whole jar of Honey for you, author! Hurry up and update!

Reader C: I knew Xuanxuan felt differently about Siji from the first few chapters. He always thought of him and quietly did so much for him. Now his devotion has finally paid off! Can't wait for more sweetness!

Han Jixuan: What nonsense are you talking about?!

Ye Mingzhe: Did I misunderstand? Or have you changed your mind?

Han Jixuan: No! No! I love you so much!

Theme: Helping others is its own reward.