I'm Turning Myself In to the State!

Yan Su is the protagonist and bottom in an old-school Mary Sue novel.

He has a face so beautiful it makes anyone who sees it feel protective. His tears turn into pearls, his sweat into diamonds, and his blood into rubies when it hits the ground. Flowers bloom whenever he's happy.

Even his scent is a sweet, fruity floral fragrance.

Unfortunately, this is an end-times novel built around coercion.

Once the story begins, he's forced to bounce between all sorts of tops, always either being screwed or on his way to being screwed. In the end, he dies of kidney failure.

When he wakes from the dream, the new neighbor has already set his sights on him. And after treating a poor man he picked up, he's left with only 50 yuan in his pocket.

Most importantly, the college entrance exam is the day after tomorrow.

Yan Su thinks this is terrifying as hell.

The apocalypse is inevitable, but luckily, he has what it takes to fight back.

So that afternoon, carrying a sack of pearls he'd cried, he knocked on the National Security Bureau's door.

Three days later, red rain falls from the sky.

Countless zombies are blown to dust under heavy machine-gun fire,

and humanity is granted a second evolution.

Yan Su, meanwhile, awakens his racial ability.

He turns into an especially tiny, pocket-sized sugar glider.

Later, he successfully gets into Wudaokou Vocational and Technical College.

Wearing a little bedsheet as a cape, wielding an AK-48, and standing atop a level-seven mutant beast, he reaches the top of the pyramid just as he'd hoped, under the protection of the Black Knight.

#What's wrong with being a sugar glider? I'll still beat you till you call me Daddy

#How I turned myself over to the state for the college entrance exam

{With strength, even a blade of grass can grow into a towering tree.}

The pairing is probably a tsundere evil dragon x his treasure.

Cover from Bishui. Many thanks to the artist!

Premise: The spirit of self-reliance and hard work