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Also recommended: my friend’s contemporary romance novel [The CEO Wants Me to Help Him Keep Up His Image (Transmigration)].
Tang Yan has been reading novels for years. He has no money, no power, and no partner, and he has a bad temper and doesn’t take any nonsense.
The day after he stayed up all night finishing a novel about a scumbag seme and a masochistic uke having a baby, he got into a car accident.
A white egg claiming to be the “Worldview Reconstruction System” invited him on a journey.
Tang Yan gladly accepted, and thus began his career of making scumbags suffer.
Before he transmigrated into a book,
The scummy CEO dodged blame online: “I only made the same mistake every man in the world makes. You’ll forgive me, right?”
The sword prodigy turned away coldly: “You were only an ingredient I sought for the person I love. Master, have some self-respect.”
The vengeful ghost licked the blood from his fingertips: “Exorcist, I’m afraid you’ve been deceived.”
The emperor sat upon his throne: “My dear minister, this cup of poisoned wine is my reward to you.”
Faced with plots that made everyone stupid, Tang Yan’s response was simple:
Only children have to choose. Of course he wanted both the white moonlight and five million.
A dog that bites the hand that feeds it doesn’t deserve to pursue the Great Way.
A disobedient toy needs a firmer hand, so it won’t dare talk about betrayal again.
A hero shouldn’t be buried in a foreign land. His place is on the battlefield.
After that, the scumbags lived in nightmares every day, trapped in hell mode.
++[Bonus Scene]:
But he never expected that the scummy seme’s beloved white moonlight would be a self-deluding romantic!
On the night of the concert, the surgical professor took off his gold-rimmed glasses and pinned Tang Yan beneath him. His hands were tied to the headboard with a necktie, and elegant fingers tipped his chin up for a lingering kiss.
Amid robes of red and white, the usually aloof and proud top cultivator couldn’t keep the blush from flooding his face.
The man’s fingertips brushed teasingly over his slender waist. “Senior Brother, after all these years, you’re still so quick to trust others. That’s not good.”
Inside the central army tent, the ruthless enemy general used a short dagger to open his collar. His hands were bound behind his back, and the man’s tongue traced his reddened eyelid. “Beg me. As long as you beg me, I’ll spare them.”
Tang Yan: “…” Please, stop falling for me. I really only care about money.
[Reader’s Guide]:
1. A cold-hearted, money-loving uke who only cares about making money x a scheming, self-deluding seme with multiple personalities.
2. The protagonist is no saint. He’s ruthless and vicious. This is a feel-good scumbag-tormenting story with quick transmigration and a chaotic love triangle.
3. Scummy semes don’t deserve love.
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+ Yu Yi was the top fan of a popular scumbag-tormenting novel.
The day after he stayed up all night tipping the author and rereading the story for the tenth time, he woke up transmigrated as the scummy seme who was doomed to die.
He was first on the protagonist’s assassination list, with a five-star survival difficulty.
Worse still, the author had left the novel unfinished, and it was a quick transmigration story.
Luckily, he knew the plot. After throwing money around like crazy, he finally managed to bind himself to a Godhood Through Spending System.
So when the pianist demanded five million from him, he confidently handed over a black card. “Don’t be shy! Spend whatever you want!”
When the King of Plants was buried beneath the ruins, Yu Yi used the strength-type ability he’d drawn by spending money to dig frantically. “Don’t panic! I’m coming to save you!”
When the Daoist Lord’s dantian was pierced and his life hung by a thread, Yu Yi hurried over with a celestial-grade spirit herb. “Master, let me help you!”
When the nine-tailed celestial fox was forced to perform for money, Yu Yi bought the entire building. “I’ll give you the freedom to choose.”
Through spending money and acting cute, Yu Yi managed to survive hell mode. But for some reason, the protagonist uke’s gaze grew more and more strange.
In a dark room, his hands and feet were bound with chains. The elegant, aloof pianist lifted his chin suggestively. “You only need to look at me.”
Inside the Earth God’s temple, vines wrapped around his body as countless tentacles slithered over him. “Am I not good enough? Why are you running away?”
In the Langya Secret Realm, the arrogant Daoist Lord bent down and coaxed him. “Be good. Close your eyes.”
In front of everyone, the nine-tailed celestial fox wrapped a tail around his waist. “They can leave, but you can’t. There’s no way you’re getting out of here.”
After being pushed down for the one hundred and first time, Yu Yi tearfully declared:
He’d been given the wrong script!
What, you want to know how it feels?
If he had to describe it: sore waist, weak legs, and wanting to cry.
[Reader’s Guide]:
1. A cold-faced, scheming Demon Lord seme with multiple personalities x a chatty, wealthy little angel uke.
2. A spin-off of the scummy seme series. A story of redemption, pure sugar.
Theme: Be resilient, stay true to yourself, and strive to better yourself.
I came across this book again when I was browsing old articles out of boredom, and I was deeply moved.
How could this happen? I don't understand. Does this match the copywriting?
Welcome back, love you so much
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Dad, are you still there?
It's been so long since I've updated, I even forgot which book this was…
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Found a new job! Will start updating again tomorrow!
I came across this book again when I was browsing old articles out of boredom, and I was deeply moved.
How could this happen? I don't understand. Does this match the copywriting?
Welcome back, love you so much
I'm really sorry. I didn't expect that you are still waiting after so long. I will finish writing it carefully. When I have free time, I will make a fortune
Keep up the good work, keep updating, it's always in the collection
I went to Xiangya to see a doctor today and I just got home. Sorry qaq, I live in a rural area and the Internet is not very good, so the leave application form cannot be uploaded. I will make up for the double update tomorrow! I'm so sorry. TT. TT
Dad, are you still there?
It's been so long since I've updated, I even forgot which book this was…
Welcome back! Can't wait anymore
Found a new job! Will start updating again tomorrow!